Is this a Derek Blanks exclusive photograph?! He’s done it again.

‘I Want To Work For Diddy’ larger than life [pause] contestant Poprah is looking for love. Are you that somebody?

Do you like big girls? Come on now, really, do you have an affinity for thick chics? Keep It Real, fellas! Well, we have the hottest plus size girl on the planet, and she’s looking for love right now!

If you’ve seen Vh1’s hit show, “I Wanna Work for Diddy”, you know who she is~That’s right the big girl, with big skills and big dreams, and all the sexy. It’s Poprah!!!

She’s in Atlanta right now casting for her own reality show, Big Girls Need Love Too! And she’s looking for a man just like you!

Auditions are this Tues., December 16th, that’s tomorrow, brothers. So you need to email Hollywood South right now for more information. If you are 21 or older, ready to get your swag on reality tv call’em right now. Any race, any style, hip hop, corporate exec, rocker, geek, activist, whatever, it’s all good! Email your phone number and photo to production@hollywoodsouthproductions.com.

“Ready to get your swag on reality tv?” Sweet minty Jesus take me in your arms and protect me! At this point I’m convinced that networks would do a show on the life of a tampon if it meant more ratings.

Is there a heart in the house tonight, anyone?

Well, we know who isn’t reading Afrobella for hair tips. Although this isn’t the worst we have seen Kimberly its far from her best either. I’m just glad that her nipples are covered. With all the partying she does she should try to call that white boy from Girls Gone Wild and strike up a deal to host events for the company.

At least she will get a free pink trucker hat out the deal.

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I ingested one hell of a tang multivitamin last night [pictures from that fantasy ride later] but its still no match for the zest that Al Reynolds spew. Watch him attempt to be funny and butch in this clip from VH1’s Best Week Ever as he takes a look back at 2008’s Sexy Sexy Ladies.

Linnethia wasted no time last week refuting reports that an eviction notice was filed on September 24 against her husband Greg because he owed $6,240 in past rent on their five-bedroom home [featured on their hit Bravo show].

Well, she better call up DeShawn’s hair and make-up team and get her statement together because this time Fox Atlanta is reporting that all that glitter in the reality television world is definitely not gold.

“People are constantly asking me if I’m pregnant, but I don’t like to talk about it too much. I just think about it as the next phase . . . I’ve changed my mind [about becoming a mother] because I’m with The One. I think we would make good parents, and that we’d be able to figure out how to do it properly. I know people are going to be like, ‘There’s no way!’ but neither of us had any doubts that we were truly meant for each other. He is my soulmate . . . I wanted the opposite of what I did the first time. Nick and I wanted it to be about us, no fuss, no worrying about everyone else’s opinions. ”

- - Mooriah talks pregany rumors in new interview with Hello magazine

I see the devil was busy making his rounds this weekend. I rebuke Keyshia’s wig + outfit in the name of the Father, Son, and Frankie’s dentures! What’s your verdict? View video of the dramatics under the hood.

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Diddy wants to be the next James Bond so much that its rumored that he dropped $750,000 on making his 007 audition tape.

Oh bother.

“I know in [MI6] they have some black agents,” Diddy said at New York’s London Hotel, where he was promoting his I Am King men’s fragrance. “I know there’s some black people that can save the world. White people aren’t the only people that can save the world. My variation, I would come from the New York agency. I would actually be working with James Bond. And he would get kidnapped, and I would have to come get him and save the day. It’s a natural thing. It’s organic. I think it would be a tragedy for the next James Bond not to be black, and I think the next Superman should be black. We are like the coolest creatures on the face of the Earth.” [source]

True, we are pretty cool but I’m not sold on the idea of Diddy as the first Brother Bond.

James Bond has a shit load of interesting gadgets and can do all types of cool shit, no? Sean probably struggles Elvin Tibideaux style in opening jars of pickles. What would be Diddy’s “thing,” smoothing out Kim Porter’s perm with one of Janice’s vintage rattail combs from The Dollar Tree?

I’m thinking more like Bokeem Woodbine, Duwanna Cole, or even the negroid from that Everest411 commercial for the groundbreaking role. I would’ve added Sidney Poitier’s name on the list but something tells me he hasn’t been on a pair of jet skis in a minute. Who would you like to see as the first African American James Bond character?

I swear to god, Fergie has had so much plastic surgery she’s starting to look like that Cat Lady Jocelyn Wildenstein.

She was at the launch of her new shoe line and she had this to say for the five people who were there:

“I have always loved fashion because it’s a great way to express your mood. And I’m definitely a shoe lover. The right pair of shoes can change the feel of an outfit, and even change how a woman feels about herself. A woman can wear confidence on her feet with a high stiletto, or slip into weekend comfort with a soft ballet flat.” [flicks via Just Jared]

[*crickets*]