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Word to Halle Berry’s character in BAP’s, good things come in three’s!

This is what happens when you don’t keep your eye on the prize! First Lady Diamond, Brandy and Queen Pen all flashed their gangsta phalanges at the Scorpios Do It Better celebration on Thursday night. [Insert sad Lil' Mama face] No diggity, no doubt.

I was just enjoying some of First Lady Diamond’s stellar work last night. Here’s a sneak peak at how her divorce proceedings to Island Dick are going to go down:

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“Girl, Your Dress Is Not The Business” Side-Eye Fever

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Real quick, I read your site every day and think you are hilarity. I found this red carpet side eye via yahoo news. The chick is the main heroine in the new Vampire movie Twilight and apparently her outfit was a first time red carpet “don’t”. The guy in the back is throwing some shade her way. Hope it makes the cut. Stay up.

– Miss B. Haven

Epic Fail of the Day

It was a regular club night for this beautiful child of creation before the unimaginable happened. Prepare to clutch your pearls and cry out for the Lord.

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Cassie: I’m No ReRe The Body!

Two years after her piss poor live performance of “Me And U” on 106 & Park Cassie is still defending her vocal skills.

“I think more than anything, people were mean. I couldn’t ask for things to go any other type of way. I don’t regret how it went, and there was a reason why that happened. But at the same time I have to take the blow for it,” Cassie tells All Hip Hop. “That was my own fault for not being prepared and not saying anything to anyone when I knew that I wasn’t. I’ve gone in with my vocal coach.”

She added, “I’ve made it clear to people that I’m not Aretha Franklin. They’re going to see me perform and entertain, but they’re not going to see my blow. I wouldn’t ever take credit for anything like that. It’s just not what I do. I’ve gone in and have tried to develop it. Either running on the treadmill and singing and doing whatever I have to do to prove to people because second chances are rare. I’ve definitely gotten one, so I’m going for it. I’m going for mine.”

Damn right you’re not Aretha! You well never look as good as her in a two piece. You will never be able to wear an entire woolly mammoth fur coat and pull it off with grace.

But most importantly you don’t have Catfish Wilkerson by your side holding you down when she gets rough. You have Diddy. Enough said.

Usher @The 2008 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Heidi Klum + Usher Selita + Usher

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Usher is trying to send Tameka into an early labor by frolicking around with Victoria Secret models and shit! Hasn’t that poor woman endured enough? Expect a statement from Mrs. Raymond to be posted on Essence.com by the end of the day.

While Diddy, Slickback Ivanhoe, Kim Kardashian and Lenny Kravitz all scored front row seats to the show and Usher’s performance at the Fontainebleau Resort, Aubrey O’Day was relegated to fifth row status. Welcome to Mashonda’s world.

Christina Aguilera’s Fresh Face

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Christina Aguilera has always been heavy on the foundation, bronzer and “sultry” red lipstick [damn you cousin Angie B!] but this look is taking me a step higher to a place I do not want to belong. Jesus be a brand new can of Scrubbing Bubbles and a Bounty paper towel. The deep fried bangs . . . I simply cannot.

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More Cushion For The Pushing

Team Chunk is taking all types of loses this month! If it weren’t for Thanksgiving being around the corner I would go on a diet and switch teams.

Author of ‘Celebrities Are Groupies Too’ China Starr claims to have banged Ed Lover, Zab Judah, Aaron Hall [who was taking anger management courses during their relationship - - I can't] and the sexy beast that is Funkmaster Flex. Is your pussy jealous yet?! Ladies don’t have the long face, China also says that she got a taste of Gloria Velez’s panty pudding.

I’m not saying that she didn’t sex all of those folks but the last thing she looked like she fucked up was a pork chop sandwich.

Skeet or Delete: Mimi’s Live Performance

You know that one choir member who used to sing like an angel in their prime but unfortunately got strung on crack in the late 90’s, left the church to perform i that nn a R&B group that never made it past state lines, repented and got saved again before re-joining the choir but never sounded quite the same?

Yeah, that pretty much sums Mimi’s performance up. Skeet or delete?

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