Perri “Pebbles” Reid stopped rubbing her hands together like Birdman at the prospect of auctioning the floral arrangement she stole from Left Eye’s funeral on eBay long enough to release an official statement via her Twitter account responding to allegations made in the well received TLC biopic ‘CrazySexyCool: The TLC Story.’
She didn’t go this hard when that groupie released that picture of her son passed out in bed like a whale washed up on a shore but I’m not here to put anybody’s motherly instincts on trial.
Just read her statement through your teeth like Tami Roman and draw your own opinion. I’m over everybody whose name isn’t Lil Boosie today.
According to reports, Chris Brown is seeking “insight” into his behavior and checked in a rehab facility to seek treatment for anger management issues in the wake of his arrest over the weekend. Spread the word good people, there are treatment options available for being a fuck boy.
The sun’ll come out tomorrow.
“Chris Brown has elected to enter a rehab facility,” said a statement Tuesday night from his rep. ”His goal is to gain focus and insight into his past and recent behavior, enabling him to continue the pursuit of his life and career from a healthier vantage point.”
In case you forgot, Rabid Beaver is still on probation for creating his own video response to Prodigy’s “Smack My Bitch Up” with Rihanna’s face in 2009. His attorney, Mark Geragos, dropped his ass off at an Los Angeles treatment center to stave off a prison sentence. Mama Breezy and girlfriend Karrueche Tran reportedly came to see him off as well, while his publicist confirmed that he’s in treatment.
There’s nothing like having to survive on dick pictures alone while restraining yourself from the temptation of taking the next step in intimacy during the standard “getting to know you” phase with a new relationship — to only discover that you’ve been Catfish’d by deceptive angles and lighting practices the entire time.
Or at least that’s the story I walked away with after looking beyond 50 Cent‘s physical presence to stare into his soul as he posed for pictures at the ‘Escape Plan’ New York premiere earlier this month. I contort my face in the same manner when people ask for my opinion on ‘The New Atlanta’ via Twitter. For the record I have far more better things to do with my down time than watch that flop ass show . . . like eat.
But I digress. I’m a sucker for a good stank face. Blue Ivy Carter and Nahla Aubry are my favorite rising artists in the genre. Hit up Google images and see for yourself.
Chris Brown launched into yet on another Twitter rant last night, this time about bearing the brunt of racism in the enchanted forest. You know, the usual “you niggas don’t know my life” rhetoric. I’m playing the saddest song on the world’s smallest violin right now.
Enough of this shit. Will someone please lure that man to an empty corner with a jumbo size coloring book and 10-count pack of Kool-Aid jammers already?
On Thursday’s episode of First Take, ESPN analyst Rob Parker questioned Robert Griffin III‘s “blackness,” pointing out that the Washington Redskins star quarterback has a white fiancée and is rumored to be a Republican.
“Is he a brother, or is he a cornball brother?” said Parker. Asked to explain, Parker added that “he’s black, he kind of does his thing, but he’s not really down with the cause, he’s not one of us. He’s kind of black, but he’s not really the guy you’d really want to hang out with, because he’s off to do something else.”
“I keep hearing these things,” Parker continued. “We all know he has a white fiancée. There was all this talk about he’s a Republican, which, there’s no information [about that] at all. I’m just trying to dig deeper as to why he has an issue. Because we did find out with Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods was like I’ve got black skin but don’t call me black. So people got to wondering about Tiger Woods early on.”
Remarkably, Stephen A. Smith followed up with a comment that made sense: “I’m uncomfortable with where we just went. RGIII, the ethnicity or the color of his fiancée is none of our business, it’s irrelevant, he can live his life in whatever way he chooses. The braids that he has in his hair, that’s his business, that’s his life, he can live his life.”