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Ménage à trois

Posted by Fresh on April 14, 2008

Just imagine a set of Gary Coleman double mint twins kissing each other in the back seat of your car. Thing 1 and Thing 2 can’t even fill out an application to compete with that sweet action! Don’t be mad at me for stating the obvious.

I came across these sexy ass pictures of The Whispers earlier today on my quest to find flicks of LisaRaye and her meal ticket. You can always count on the Lord to bring fourth light in a time of darkness! While I am going to have to toss the boys in a tomb for the outfits, I will give them a pass to get me bodied later this week.

One Lucky Broad

Posted by Fresh on April 8, 2008

“Kizzy is trying to move in on my man!” was the first thought that popped into my mind when I saw thumbnails of Papa Williams and his girlfriend cheering on Sir Enna at the Sony Ericsson Open over at Real Gossip 101. I’m so envious of her, yo. She gets to rub baby oil gel all over his sexy legs and feet at night while I’m reduced to cutting my palms on The Dealer’s bear claws. Life isn’t fair.

Tennis matches are usually pretty quiet but you know those two were making more noise than a pregnant possum in a trash can at night. Star Jones [still no Al], Dwayne Wade, Alonzo Mourning and his wife Tracey looked on as Serena defeated Jelena Jankovic.

Ladies, You Know You Want This

Posted by Fresh on December 5, 2007

Quick Quotes

Crunksters of Cleveland you know you want Damon Jones. Or at least he thinks you do.

“Not only am I the most attractive player in Cleveland, I am the most attractive player in the NBA. If I decide to go out to dinner or a club after a game, you’ll never see Damon Jones running behind any women. I don’t have to. Women choose. If a woman is interested in Damon Jones, she’s going to have to pursue me or we will never meet. I don’t have to pursue any woman. I have what every woman wants. I’m attractive, I’m charismatic, I’m rich. I’m every woman’s dream.”

[Quote via Real Gossip 101]

Blame The Blunt

Posted by Fresh on December 3, 2007

Blame The Blunt

A producer from “The Montel Williams Show” has invited a newspaper intern to a taping of the show during which the host would apologize for an angry confrontation with her.

Williams, a patient advocate since being diagnosed with multiple sclerosis, terminated the Friday interview with high school intern Courtney Scott after she asked him: “Do you think pharmaceutical companies would be discouraged from research and development if their profits were restricted?”

Later, he confronted her and two other reporters after mistakenly believing they followed him to the Westin Savannah Harbor. But they were there to cover an unrelated assignment.

Williams walked up to Scott and told her that “I can look you up, find where you live and blow you up,” according to Joseph Cosey, a Web content producer for the newspaper.

Oh really, Montel? Is that how you are getting down now, blowing folks up? I’ve been wanting to say this for years but now I have an actual reason to: HOE SIT DOWN! I would’ve gave your ass a pass if she asked you where you cop your weed from or said something out of the way about your wife but damn.

Foggin’ Up The Windows

Posted by Fresh on November 8, 2007

Foggin’ Up The Windows

I see you over there tweaking your nipples like a radio dial. It’s alright girl, it’s okay. Consequence is like a big spoonful of your favorite guilty pleasure after a long day at the office. With no visible windows in sight he looks like he is about to break free and lick a photog’s camera lens at any given moment. I wonder who would win in a lick off between him and Jo Jo Simmons. Showtime needs to set that match up.

You Sent It! // Gaymonn Hollow Ween [Ahem]

Posted by Fresh on November 7, 2007

You Sent It! // Gaymonn Hollow Ween [Not An Error]

Fresh darling, Hands down – Andre is the fashion king… or queen, depending on how you look at it. I spotted these over at CSB - http://www.cutsewandblog.com/. Who the hell else could be a sexy bearded belly dancer? At least he’s on trend with the red lipstick! I love that boy.

Me too India. Me too. Thank you girl! [Visit India over at GlamBush]

Jessica White, Who?

Posted by Fresh on October 30, 2007

Jessica White, Who?

Not too many people can stand next to Amanda Lepore and hold their own. Gaymon’s long, silky weave is a delightful contrast to his scruffy beard. He unleashed his zest during the Night Life Awards at Spotlight New York City on Monday. Tell the truth and shame the devil, you wouldn’t hit that?