Lil’ Mama Bad

Posted on February 5, 2009

Just to let you know, I got my hater blockers on so I can’t see your smart ass comments. Call me Fantasia ’cause I can’t read shit.

If you didn’t know by now I live for Lil’ Mama. The only reason I even bother to watch America’s Best Dance Crew is not for the excruciating amounts of tang that the contestants ooze out [that's a major contributing factor though] but its to see how Niatia would be decked out. She never fails to surprise and this week is no exception!

I’m not sure what type of look she was going for . . . mutant airline stewardess perhaps? Whatever the case is she looking bangin’. If you drink plenty of water, exercise and moisturize your face and neck area every day you too can look this good in your 60′s. Get you a piece whore!

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La La La La Means I Love You

Posted on December 15, 2008

I think we all would agree that after the last tragic post C+D was in dire need of a scoop of flavorful tang. This is how the pictures from Jamie Foxx’s birthday party should have looked.

Stop, think about it.

Gaymonn must read Afrobella.com too because the queen’s make-up is on point! Now my only question is did he have individual lashes applied or are those au natural? Now see Cousin Angie, that’s the proper way to rock a ruby red lip without looking like a washed up bayou prostitute tricking for $.99 bottles of weave glue. More Ovaltine please! Thanks V$!

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Fever Pitch

Posted on December 9, 2008

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Norwood Young kept it O.G. at the premiere of ‘Mexican Gangster’ in November before deciding to go with a more demure look at Monday night’s ‘A Night for Change’ benefit. When did he steam up the glass pot lid more?

Get Me Bodied Mr. Cavalli

Posted on October 20, 2008

Michael K was on point in giving designer Roberto Cavalli the panty creamer of the morning title, shit! I haven’t seen a rotisserie chicken this hot out on the beach this hot since Rich Boy hit up Spring Bling last year. I can’t help but gaze at his peen imprint in the front of his mankini.

Fever Pitch

Posted on October 15, 2008

Jesus hold my mule and Berkin bag! I thought Billy Ocean negroid was living in a mansion all the way in Wiscansin. Son is straight stuntin’ on you hoes. It may be a while before the next time you see sweet action like this, so right click and save.

Billy O. dazzled [um hmm, dazzled] the paparazzi on the red carpet at the Mobo Awards while Melanie Brown looked like a bridesmaid from T Baby’s wedding party. That’s the best you can do with Eddie’s child support payments? I can’t and obviously neither could you. What red carpet look steamed up the glass pot lid the most?

Your Daily Tang Multivitamin

Posted on October 6, 2008

tang5 Your Daily Tang Multivitamin

You Know You Dead Azz Wrong is the first and only website to get their hands on these ultra super-fuckin’-duper EXCLUSIVE on set flicks from Uncle Ciara’s new video, “Pissin’ In The Wind.” I don’t know why Durty Mo didn’t stamp the site logo all across these joints but whatever, I’m not here to do another blogger’s work.

If you have been experiencing rickets these past couple of weeks please allow me to apologize for not providing you with your daily tang supplement but this post alone should make up for all that shit.

I know you see the top of her nappy dugout calling your name! Now go on and touch her on the inside Shouts out to CauseISaidSo for giving my inbox the clap!

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Toxic Tang

Posted on October 2, 2008

pw0 Toxic Tang

Patrick Wolf [google him baby] released a vile of devastation on all the souls that were in close proximity to the queen at last night’s BT Digital Music Awards in London. This is what the entertainment is like at a Diddy mansion party in Miami, eh?!

I am going to take this opportunity to confess that my eyes immediately went to his tangueray regions while uploading these feverish flicks.

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