Spotted: The Abominable Norwegian
LaMichael The Last Don (pictured above with his brother Ross) was spotted hitting the slopes of the non-cocaine persuasion and sucking butt in Aspen, Colorado on Wednesday. Bow in the presence of greatness.
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Your Daily Tang Multivitamin
More Ovaltine please! Mensor Kamarake and hairstylist Joe Exclusive cleared the runway to my heart at the Indashio Spring 2012 fashion show on Tuesday night (September 14).
‘Basketball Wives LA’ Govan-Barnes tribe (pictured above with Indashio) were also in the building. Get a piece of the massive rock on Laura’s finger. The mother of four recently revealed that she and on-again-off-again partner Gilbert Arenas have reconciled their romance.
YouTube Clip of the Week
There is only one man with enough vocal vigor to bests Baraka Flocka Flame for Clip of the Week honors and his name is Norwood Young. Now would be a good time to pay homage by pressing play.
Brazen Beauty: Introducing Da-Da 5000
Frankie’s kids come in all shades, shapes, and sizes but surprisingly enough Da-Da 5000 is not one of them. While he is a virtual unknown here in Crunkland this chocolate drop posing as a law abiding citizen is a well celebrated backyard, bare knuckles style fighter in the streets. And by well celebrated I mean he has more than three YouTube videos created in his honor. That’s big.
Fans lined up at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino at Seminole Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, Florida over the weekend to get a closer look at his sexiness. You can do the same by clicking your mouse below.
Smash Wars: Kimbo Slice vs. Joe Exclusive
Sunny Delight has gone chocolate! It’s never too early in the morning to maximize the full potential of your panty pudding. On some real shit, don’t ever let anybody try and tell you otherwise.
UFC fighter by day and undeniable heart throb by night Kimbo Slice partied it up in Las Vegas on Saturday while stylist to the stars [okay, Mya] Joe Exclusive celebrated his birthday on Sunday night.
WHAT WILL BE YOUR DRINK OF CHOICE?
Your Daily Tang Multivitamin
I’ve tasted many variations of zest in my days in Crunkland but I am beginning to believe that my palette is for more partial to General Tso’s Tang. This post may come too soon after today’s sad news but I think Michael would cheer this young zestlemen in his pursuits of riding the boogie.
Amongst other things, no shade. Shouts out to King Jo 85!
Your Daily Tang Multivitamin
Are you ready to be baptized in douche water? Hopefully so! Dwight is taking you bitches up to the penthouse suit in these photos! I don’t know what the occasion was but he looked superb as usual. Get you a piece, whore!
In addition to having a boyfriend [a girl must always have options] he also has a female companion that he bumps uglies with. The tang master tells FreddyO that he doesn’t know what its so hard for people to believe that he is with a woman and will reveal the identity of both soon.
The world will just have to wait!
From The C+D Vault
Are you ready to be visually raped stimulated beyond your control? If so you know what to do. If not, well still click the damn link. A bitch has bills and Taco Bell platters to buy.
Smash Wars
You don’t have to thank for me for bestowing all of this sexiness on you this afternoon! I do this because I love you. Beenie Man held up the wall at album release party for The Dream on Monday while this smooth chocolate drop made his rounds on the dance floor. Queen Latifah better cuff her bitch when these two are in the building! Who would you motor boat?
Lil’ Mama Bad
Just to let you know, I got my hater blockers on so I can’t see your smart ass comments. Call me Fantasia ’cause I can’t read shit.
If you didn’t know by now I live for Lil’ Mama. The only reason I even bother to watch America’s Best Dance Crew is not for the excruciating amounts of tang that the contestants ooze out [that's a major contributing factor though] but its to see how Niatia would be decked out. She never fails to surprise and this week is no exception!
I’m not sure what type of look she was going for . . . mutant airline stewardess perhaps? Whatever the case is she looking bangin’. If you drink plenty of water, exercise and moisturize your face and neck area every day you too can look this good in your 60’s. Get you a piece whore!
