We interrupt our coverage of the EBT Awards to bring you this breaking get me bodied bulletin.

The homie Razzi has some new flicks of a cornrow free Trey Songz but I think that even his biggest stan would agree that he can’t begin compare to the excruciating fever that Roberto Blanco was giving off at the Leipziger Rathaus [don’t ask, just google it] awards on Tuesday.

Just thought the rest of Crunkland could appreciate his coif game as much as I did. Now as you were.

Suffering succotash! I am cradling a cold compress between my thighs! The delicious slice pound cake in the background of this candid of Matt Dillion has sent my reproductive organs in a state of shock - - in a good way. This is straight fever right here. Get lost in it.

His feet, his stomach, his every molecule . . . I can’t.

[1] Please refer to this past clip of the day.

Fuck Aubrey, who is that succulent tang master sitting next to her in the flamenco top? Back seat of my jeep let’s swing an episode! If Dwayne Wade has a zesty cousin that doubles as his personal stylist and condom holder that’s has to be him. FEVER!

Every since Sandra Rose did a post on Breast Implant Varicosities I’ve been zooming in on women with rented titties in photoshop to see if I can spot em out. It’s pretty bad when Forrest Whitaker and his tangled eyes can see those puppies from across the room.

Flicks from J’Adore magazine cover release party:

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The tang master pictured above wants to have a little fun playing _______ with Kanye.

[Thanks JMack]

Don’t be jealous cause his pussy sits up real nice in his shorts.

For the low price of $500 you can learn how to perfect your stank walk with Gaymonn. I’m seriously considering setting aside some cash for this. Lessons with the one and only Andre J would be the perfect gift to myself for my birthday next month.

This 4 week program will be held on Saturday’s for two hours. The first hour will feature special guest make-up artist, guest designers and many more surprises. The second hour will be devoted to “strutting” on the runway. If you’re desire is to become a runway model or to enhance your current skills then these classes are for you. At the end of this program there will be a fashion show to showcase everything you’ve learned. Andre J will provide garments from NYC’s most innovative designers to be worn and modeled by YOU, at this showcase. [Click here to read more details]

It’s too bad that he wasn’t offering the classes a little earlier in the year. I would’ve signed my sweet + tangy little cousin up for a one-session crash course. That bitch would’ve killed the competition during senior walk at his prom.

Relax and takes notes as Jazze Pha and comedian Lil’ Duval teach you how to make a mean bolgna omelet. Bobby Flay who?

Just imagine a set of Gary Coleman double mint twins kissing each other in the back seat of your car. Thing 1 and Thing 2 can’t even fill out an application to compete with that sweet action! Don’t be mad at me for stating the obvious.

I came across these sexy ass pictures of The Whispers earlier today on my quest to find flicks of LisaRaye and her meal ticket. You can always count on the Lord to bring fourth light in a time of darkness! While I am going to have to toss the boys in a tomb for the outfits, I will give them a pass to get me bodied later this week.

“Kizzy is trying to move in on my man!” was the first thought that popped into my mind when I saw thumbnails of Papa Williams and his girlfriend cheering on Sir Enna at the Sony Ericsson Open over at Real Gossip 101. I’m so envious of her, yo. She gets to rub baby oil gel all over his sexy legs and feet at night while I’m reduced to cutting my palms on The Dealer’s bear claws. Life isn’t fair.

Tennis matches are usually pretty quiet but you know those two were making more noise than a pregnant possum in a trash can at night. Star Jones [still no Al], Dwayne Wade, Alonzo Mourning and his wife Tracey looked on as Serena defeated Jelena Jankovic.

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Quick Quotes

“Not only am I the most attractive player in Cleveland, I am the most attractive player in the NBA. If I decide to go out to dinner or a club after a game, you’ll never see Damon Jones running behind any women. I don’t have to. Women choose. If a woman is interested in Damon Jones, she’s going to have to pursue me or we will never meet. I don’t have to pursue any woman. I have what every woman wants. I’m attractive, I’m charismatic, I’m rich. I’m every woman’s dream.”

A producer from “The Montel Williams Show” has invited a newspaper intern to a taping of the show during which the host would apologize for an angry confrontation with her.

Williams, a patient advocate since being diagnosed with multiple sclerosis, terminated the Friday interview with high school intern Courtney Scott after she asked him: “Do you think pharmaceutical companies would be discouraged from research and development if their profits were restricted?”

Later, he confronted her and two other reporters after mistakenly believing they followed him to the Westin Savannah Harbor. But they were there to cover an unrelated assignment.

Williams walked up to Scott and told her that “I can look you up, find where you live and blow you up,” according to Joseph Cosey, a Web content producer for the newspaper.