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News Break: Teen Calls Cops On Mom For Having Sex

Posted by Fresh on January 24, 2012

Parents, here’s another reason to keep those lovemaking noises down to a minimum: Your teen might call the cops on you.

A 15-year-old Florida girl did exactly that after she awoke to sounds of her 35-year-old mother having sex on Jan. 19, according to a police report obtained by the Smoking Gun.

No, this wasn’t some embarrassing mix-up; the girl knew exactly what her mom was up to and told police she felt disrespected by her actions.

The teen reportedly asked police to take her to a local shelter but later changed her mind.

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People You Should Be Paying Homage To: Barbara Terry

Posted by Fresh on January 4, 2012

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At age 52 Barbara Terry has worked nearly her entire adult life slanging vulva on the streets of Hunts Point (located in the Bronx), so its with the utmost pride and sincerity that I bring you her story this evening.

“Most women don’t make it to my age out here,” the mother one daughter and three adult sons tells the New York Times. “I call myself the last of the survivors.”

Ms. Terry Baby has been arrested more than 100 times, with occasional “vacation” time at Rikers Island ranging from several days to weeks — but you can bet your bottom dollar that it never deterred her from returning to the block.

Number ten in the face, slim in the waist, fat in the ass. Do you want a taste?

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People You Should Be Paying Homage To: Roderick Walker

Posted by Fresh on December 22, 2011

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Big house, long hallways, got ten bathrooms he can shit all day. Roderick Walker is steady mobbin’ through the the high life rent and mortgage free by legally occupying vacant foreclosed homes, and is down to show anyone who would like to get on his level. But first, please bookmark this news story and forward it to Sheree Whitfield immediately. Thanks in advance.

“A lot of these houses are just in limbo, it’s nobody’s house,” said Walker. “The bank says it’s theirs, which they stole it too, it’s fraudulent,”

Walker said he’s helped at least 15 people so far, and most haven’t had any issues. In fact, Walker said several times police have shown up, looked at the paperwork and then left his clients alone.

“I moved here in July, and I’ve had no problems whatsoever,” said Walker, of his three-bedroom, 2 1/2-bath home on Mackenzie Court in Douglasville. It was once worth nearly $300,000. Walker paid nothing.

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People You Should Be Paying Homage To: Anita Bayliss And Margaret Wood

Posted by Fresh on September 26, 2011

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A lesbian couple have boldly gone where not even Queen Latifah’s strap-on has gone before by holding a Star Trek-themed civil partnership ceremony. For their big day Anita Bayliss and Margaret Wood (who are not Siamese sisters, thanks) from Swansea, Wales, wore white Trekkie style outfits, which they had shipped from Hong Kong.

Meanwhile, their audience featured Klingons, Vulcans and other alien races. The pair’s mutual appreciation of all things Star Trek is how they first met after meeting on an online fan forum.

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In Other News: Jermaine Jackson Is Back To Schooling Life — Open Your Textbooks

Posted by Fresh on September 19, 2011

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With this hair laid like sod on a football field Jermaine Jackson visited London television program Loose Women (not be confused as Britain’s version of Basketball Wives) last week to promote his new book “You Are Not Alone: Michael, Through a Brother’s Eyes.” Get money?

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Sexual Napalm: Don Cornelius

Posted by Fresh on September 6, 2011

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Don Cornelius was in rare form on Monday while posing for the cameras at Chicago’s 40th Anniversary Soul Train Concert — awake. Luxuriate in your own juices and enjoy the gallery featured below.

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People You Should Be Paying Homage To: Spyda, Atlanta’s 70-Year-Old Stripper

Posted by Fresh on April 11, 2011

TODAY’S PHRASE THAT PAYS: “THEY BE MAKING IT SNOW, NOT RAIN.”

Armed with a flip-cam, one of your many distant southern relatives flagged down Atlanta’s sexiest historical landmark, a 70 year-old stripper who goes by the alias “Spyda,” as she made her way across a parking lot last week. The chance encounter ended with her dropping it low to perform her own rain dance. Who says there is a drought out in the streets?

Shame on Straight From The A for bringing this into my world! I’m pushing ATLien out of Gucci Mane’s proverbial moving car for this one.

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Sexual Napalm: Ashford & Simpson

Posted by Fresh on October 26, 2010

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Your cooperation in forwarding this post to Bobby Valentino would be much appreciated. Now this is how you rock a plunging neckline on a red carpet the proper way! Under normal circumstances I would hit a *Tyler Perry curtsy* right now but I am afraid of being stoned to death after his appearance on Oprah last week.

But I digress.

I love both of my parents dearly but I would have loved to trade them in for a week or so for Nickolas Ashford and Valerie Simpson during my high school years. The first order of business would be  a parent teacher conference with all my instructors so I could sit back and watch them squirm around in their seats.

I am quite confident that at some point during the conference Nick would  have to run his hands through his hair in  order to cool down his frustration over being  mistaken for a cafeteria worker and leave traces of Pink Oil Moisturizer on everything he touched thereafter.

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Style File: In Defense of Aretha

Posted by Fresh on June 15, 2010

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Now, before you people give ReRe the Body shit for performing on stage with her purse pocketbook in tow allow me remind you of Trina’s stolen cell phone ordeal. Whatever racy bathroom pictures that Aretha has stored on her phone (and you know she does) are reserved for Catfish Wilkerson’s eyes only! That man would blow a gasket if the world saw the mud hole where he buries himself in at night.

Besides, you can’t trust people at these events as far as you can smell them, so unless Mario and his nostrils are taking a break from sending direct messages to that reduced calorie Amber Rose let Aretha do her.

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Quick Flicks: Inside Patti LaBelle’s Surprise Birthday Party

Posted by Fresh on May 25, 2010

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Luenelle, Norwood Young, Vivica A. Fox, Janice Combs, and a bevy of other natural beauties filled a Los Angeles private residence on Monday night for a surprise birthday party for Patti LaBelle. In a perfect world Mo’Nique would have showed up (mistaking the party for her talk show green room)  to lead a hour long prayer before dinner was served but you can’t always get what you want.

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