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Casket Sharp: Harriet Thugman 2012

Harriet Thugman

Wearing the silk pajamas set Chili and her baby hair past up on for the “Creep” video Harriet Thugman was snapped by C+D photog friend Freddy O while waiting for Pretty Ricky to sign her freedom papers at an Atlanta area Wal-Mart last week.  Yo Gotti did himself a great disservice by not asking her to contribute a hot 16 for the “5 Star Chick” remix. Her juicebox stay wet and her credit score is high.

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News Break: Man Caught Masturbating in Public Library To A Wrestling Video

nasty ass News Break: Man Caught Masturbating in Public Library To A Wrestling Video

Let’s hope that it was mud wrestling and not any of  that WWE type of shit.

An Erlanger man faces charges after a Boone County Sheriff Deputy caught him masturbating at the main branch of the Boone County Library.

The deputy approached 58 year old Lester Henry at the branch on Burlington Pike in Burlington Tuesday night around 7 p.m. The deputy says Henry was watching a wrestling video in the computer lab when another library patron spotted him and alerted the deputy.

Henry faces charges of indecent exposure and disorderly conduct. He is held at the Boone County Jail. [source - - Thanks Black Dove]

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The Talk Show Black America Has Been Waiting On

mama The Talk Show Black America Has Been Waiting On

Taking a cue from The View, the mothers of Hip-Hop and R&B “greats” T-Pain, Lil Wayne, and Go-Go have decided to come together as one to impart wisdom on some of these wayward hoes walking around here.

The middle-aged sex kittens are set to produce a pilot soon for television networks. Prepare to clutch your pearls as the threesome breaks down hood fights from World Star Hip Hop and give tips on how to drive the stank out of your kitchen after cooking chitlins.

While many Black Americans pop their collars when speaking about President Obama they will need a crash course on accepting the sex appeal oozing from Mama Pain. Her Celebrity Seaborn five star status hair, tatted up hand, velvet pants, and stunting-on-you-hoes posture will have all the kids screaming her name but will surely be frowned down upon by the uppity crowd.

And that’s just the beginning of her problems.

An insider exclusively revealed to us after bible study last week that her Creole status is still up in the air, a problem that could potentially be devastating to her public image. But as long as she is as tough as the skin on her son’s bottom lip she will be just fine. Put her on your prayer list.

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YouTube Clip of the Day

No nudity in this clip but I’m not sure if Dave in the IT department would snitch on you for viewing this so watch at your own discretion.

Could you imagine living in a world completely void of YouTube fuckery? My face goes Sammy Sosa just thinking about it. If you thought Spectacular’s grind off challenge video was something else wait until you press play! While the actual video was probably created during the time Homeboys From Outer Space was only three episodes in, J. Holiday’s “Suffocate” provides the perfect musical backdrop.

All praises due to Miss Jia and her readers for serving this mug of hot chocolate on this chilly day! Rosa Acosta who?

No Shade Zone: An Unofficial Sneak Peek At Beyonce + Lady Gaga’s “Video Phone”

What you want me to do? I can almost guarantee that the over the top dramatic cunt raw emotion, wall crawling, make-up, wigs, and robotic dance moves will be just the same.

Star Tracks: Grace Jones Sunbathing In Rio

gj1 Star Tracks: Grace Jones Sunbathing In Rio

Rocking her No-Fuss Solange Cut, the original Fierce Kitty from Jamaica and Queen-Of-All-Things-Sick-And-Filthy Grace Jones was spotted sunbathing on a rooftop in Rio. Although she looks quite different than she usually does [au natural face and body armpits] her skin is smooth and she still can make the kids scream with her body in middle-age. Niatia Jessica Kirkland, take notes.

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Back & Fourth: Purple People Eater Game Proper

Lee Scratch Perry

Take this all in slowly. That’s what he said.

Fresh: If Lil Boosie pops ectasy tablets in girls asses imagine what this pepaw does in the sheets!

Justin: Homeboy looks like the type to give vodka enemas. He’s old school, you know.

Fresh: Giving them bitches the blues for sure.

Justin: I bet his interests involve going to the flea market, buying elephant ears, and arranging strippers to visit his boys inside the nursing homes.

Fresh: Don’t forget poker. He probably uses Enzyte tablets as poker chips.

Justin: I thought it was suppositories, silly me.

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