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Your Daily Tang Multivitamin

Posted by Fresh on December 17, 2008

Tye Tyree Tyree

Today’s offering of zest is more than meets the eye. Chiseled Adonis with silky flowing locks courtesy of the finest remy hair that money can buy? Check. Freakum snow boots? Double check.

What you probably wouldn’t expect - - I’m lying, you would - - is that this tang master doubles also as a hairstylist. According to his MySpace profile [which I'm not going to post because I know how some of you like to cyber stalk people] he has styled Kelly Price, Donna Richardson-Joyner andmembers of Sony Gospel recording artist Tye Tribbett singing group. You better work!

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From The C+D Vault

Posted by Fresh on December 17, 2008

If you follow me on Twitter then you may remember me comparing Keyshia Cole’s vocal abilities to American Idol sensation Rhonetta Johnson on last night’s episode of ‘The Way My Family Embarrasses My Black Ass.’ Since then I’ve been stuck in rewind mode and have been watching Netta every hour on the hour. And looking at my watch its about that time.

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Mook’s Minute: Sasha, Malia, Shontay, Shontay

Posted by Mook on December 17, 2008

RuPaul As The Obamas

The OG Miss Honay posed as our new Prez and First Lady for an Xmas card on his/her website to promote the new show on the all tang all the time channel LOGO, ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’. I’m sure Gaymonn will be a contestant.

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Because Crackheads And Rocawear Go Hand In Hand

Posted by Fresh on December 16, 2008

The creative team at Pittsburgh’s Ace Athletics thought it would be a great idea to incorporate one of Frankie’s former [current, maybe?] get high partner name in Tony in a commercial spot for the fashion store. The coonery in this clip is so blinding that you may need to grab a pair of your Kanye Venetian blind shades. Don’t act like I never told you. Thanks Mike Wray!

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YouTube Clip of the Day

Posted by Fresh on December 16, 2008

Remember our wheelchair bound, freak nasty friend Duke? He should and proved the prowess of his penis to Alexyss K. Tylor. Although he doesn’t show his five dollar foot long on camera rest assure that our handicap buddy can still show a lady a nice time. Thanks L/spray for this gift from Virgo!

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Lady In Red

Posted by Fresh on December 15, 2008

ReRe The Body ReRe The Body

Catfish Wilkerson’s baby guzzler shook her monkey for the troops on at a benefit concert at the Nokia Theatre in New York City on Sunday night. The Queen of Hog Maws performed “New York, New York,” a medley of military tunes and Al Reynold’s favorite “Respect” before breaking out into a freestyle about Wendy’s Mushroom Swiss Burger.

ReRe didn’t bother to show up to receive the Torch of Freedom Award earlier that day in Times Square because, well, she had better shit to do.

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YouTube Clip of the Day

Posted by Fresh on December 12, 2008

Stripper man, stripper man! One veteran member [I say that with both love and concern] of Team Chunk gets the ride of her life from a male private dancer. The clip may only be 15 seconds but the images will replay in your mind for much longer. Ride em like a city bus, Yung ReRe! Thanks Asia for the clip!

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News Break x Your Daily Tang Multivitamin

Posted by Fresh on December 4, 2008

Myrna Colley-Lee is somewhere stunting her ass off like the diva in the video above. I can’t co-sign this but hopefully you will.

The Chicago Times Sun reports that Morgan Freeman’s wife of 24 years stands to rake in more than $100 million in a potential divorce settlement.

Among assets contributing to the actor’s bounty are a very valuable gold coin collection, a rare stamp collection, a $7 million home in the Virgin Islands, real estate in Freeman’s native Mississippi worth nearly $30 million [including a $5 million personal home], a $10 million New York apartment and a $15 million Los Angeles estate.

Start with stray shots and then pop bottles! If you see Myrna in the VIP section of your favorite night club this weekend show her some love before you grab the bottle of Patron off of her table.

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