Those young busty women in Las Vegas are managing to suck everything other than life out of Joe Jackson. He’s like one of the great wonders of the world. Are scientist sure that he’s not actually an African Baobab tree? I am going to feel like shit if something happens to him now but I’m hoping that God doesn’t hold my observations against me. In the grand scheme of things, I am sure he understands.
At the virile age of 741-years-old, Papa Joe is showing no signs of slowing down. He attended the ‘Clouds Of Sils Maria’ Premiere at the 67th Annual Cannes Film Festival in France yesterday. I’m still trying to figure out if that is his side bitch playing the background. But whatever.
Remember one thing this Memorial Day Weekend kiddies: Don’t leave your towel in the swimming pool.
Before the second leg of his ‘Based On A Tru Story’ tour kicks off 2 Chainz counts down his top five moments as a road warrior. All we can say is shake that dick boy!
Has the secret to how Nelly maintains his youthful glow been revealed?
According to law enforcement officials the rapper, who was spotted partying in Las Vegas with girlfriend Ashanti earlier this week, was detained last night in Texas while police officers searched his tour bus and discovered heroin, massive amounts of weed and a loaded gun. Throw in a couple cans of pineapple orange Chek soda and you have the trimmings to my type of party.
More info on the drug raid inside.
Other reality television tragic negros take note. Even Flavor Flav has a reputation to uphold.
Against the counsel of the other goblins Blackula is pulling his name from Flavor Flav’s Fried Chicken in Clinton, Iowa with claims that his business partner “mismanaged” the restaurant and the whole ordeal gave him “a bad reputation.” Now Rick Ross has to find a new chicken shack to get his 9 piece from.
Bobby Brown performing with Heads of State earlier this week
Sinbad. Kel Mitchell. Jaleel White. And now Robert Barisford Brown.
Bobby Brown’s rep has rubbished rumours he’s died.
Online reports on Twitter claimed the singer had passed away from lung cancer at the age of 41.
But Bobby’s spokesperson insists that the rapper is still alive and well.
The dad-of-five is reported to have been on tour with his band Heads Of State, who are due to play the 2010 Funk Fest in Jacksonville Florida on 7 May. (source)