Here’s a prime example of what happens when folks start believing that they’re too good for Viacom checks and run full speed with the idea that they can generate coins on their own.
Keyshia, this is a warning shot.
Hopefully leaving a casting for ‘Where Are They Now: The Little Rascals’, international heartthrobs Flavor Flav and Tom Greencaught up on good times while looking like the SSI versions of Buckwheat and Alfalfa on Monday (March 18).
Rosa Parks didn’t refuse to give up her bus seat for this shit.
California raisins served with sliced bananas was always my least favorite snack in pre-school, so this picture does nothing but make me want to close my laptop and catch up on my Netflix queue.
But hey, if you think you can say something nice about the leading men of Skid Row’s play in the park production of ‘Django’ gold star for you!
Has the secret to how Nelly maintains his youthful glow been revealed?
According to law enforcement officials the rapper, who was spotted partying in Las Vegas with girlfriend Ashanti earlier this week, was detained last night in Texas while police officers searched his tour bus and discovered heroin, massive amounts of weed and a loaded gun. Throw in a couple cans of pineapple orange Chek soda and you have the trimmings to my type of party.
Other reality television tragic negros take note. Even Flavor Flav has a reputation to uphold.
Against the counsel of the other goblins Blackula is pulling his name from Flavor Flav’s Fried Chicken in Clinton, Iowa with claims that his business partner “mismanaged” the restaurant and the whole ordeal gave him “a bad reputation.” Now Rick Ross has to find a new chicken shack to get his 9 piece from.
Depending on who you ask, Danger Kitty’s tears for my quarterback and suicide vest days are distant memories. I guess. On Friday he was spotted out on the rooftop of the Gansevoort in South Beach enjoying the day with two female companions. Cat nip all around.
The unemployment office in Hollywood was a ghost town on Wednesday (April 7) as Dollar Menunaires from surrounding areas prepped all day long for Faith Evan’s live show later in the evening. The light at the end of the tunnel? Michel’le didn’t have to wait for a computer station to become free that day.
When James Brown passed away in 2006 it took about four score and seven years for him to be laid to rest. No, seriously. We had a countdown clock and everything up. You ain’t gotta believe me, go ask my mama nem.
So when rumors that him illegitimate daughter LaRhonda Pettit reportedly said his body was jacked on the eve of an autopsy last week it was a cold day on the night train.
Charlie Reid, of the of the C.A. Reid Funeral Home in Augusta, Georgia, said that the Brown’s body is still entombed at a mausoleum at the home of one of his daughters in South Carolina. “There’s no truth to that,” Reid told the Augusta Chronicle. “It would have had to have gone through us. We would have been contacted if that happened.”
Reid continued to explain that moving Brown’s body “would be a criminal offense,” and “if this was the case, she would need to talk to police.” [continue]
LaRhonda has long been suspicious that the listed cause of Brown’s death, pneumonia, is wrong and said that the body was stolen so that an autopsy to prove the cause of death couldn’t be performed but Brown’s other daughters say that the body is at the crypt in South Carolina.
Go fucking figure. For all we know JB is still in a broom closet somewhere in Macon, Georgia leaning on boxes of Mean Green. Where is Tomie Rae to make sense of this?!