It must be a wonderful feeling in the world to have so much money at your disposal that you can willingly do whatever you want without fear of judgement. Until I get my settlement for trying to pull off slip and fall in the soda aisle of Walmart I will leave that lifestyle to Nick Cannon. You would think waking up early to clean up the glasses of happy juice his wife dabbles in on the regular would be enough to keep Mr. Carey busy but you are sadly mistaken.
He also shows up as Pepé Le Pew on red carpets to entertain his eternal 12-year-old wife. Ah, the life of a sugar baby. Here is Nick at NBC/Universal’s 2014 Summer Press Day on Tuesday (April 8).
Christian: When the light skin friend in the red shirt asked if anyone had an extra pad, who offered her one first? Big Tigger or Kordell?
Fresh: Now probably wouldn’t be the best time to bring up the time that Superhead wrote about Big Tigger having blood on his sheets and a booty hole shaped like an open Red Bull tab. Would it?
Christian: I don’t see why not. Especially seeing how Miss Kordell has been asking the driver to please roll up the partition for years so that they won’t see him slurping baby batter while on his knees.
Is it’s the reach in her arms, the span of her hips, the stride of her step, or the curl of her lips? Khia is a phenomenal woman, phenomenally. You hating bitches will deal.
There hasn’t been much news to report regarding Motormouf Shamone this year, but now that she internet access thanks to a pay-as-you-go mobile hotspot all that is about to change.
The Queen of
The South Section 8 Living is preparing to not only drop a novel but also a new album. Say what you will, but there are enough people to fill a Howard Johnson banquet room who are brimming with excitement.
Ah, those cocoa butter slathered teenage angst years. I remember that time of my life so vividly. I don’t talk about people’s kids but you probably do.
Willow Smith served the kids Rayanne Graff tease (yes, that was a ‘My So-Called Life’ reference) while attending the
Sweet Swervin’ 16 Bash for Diddy’s son / splitting image Christian Combs over the weekend. I am just going to put this one on the table and slowly walk away.
Other star sighting inside the party: Faith Evans, French Montana, Kendrick Lamar, Khloe Kardashian, and Mindless Behavior. Click here to check out more flicks.
One half of the hottest couple to walk hand-in-hand while shopping at Greenbriar Mall, Ciara, looked radiant as she attended the Safe Kids Day 2014 event over the weekend. Check out more flicks over at Amy Traphouse!
What happens when you mix Patti LaBelle circa 1980 with Juwanna Mann? You get Dennis Rodman! In Argentina on Sunday (March 30), the former NBA star was clearly running late after church and didn’t have enough time to remove his makeup before the Legends of Basketball Tour 2014 game tip-off.
I suggest Rodman quickly hit up the nearest MAC counter, Sephora, or Dwight Eubanks for tips, because having more lip liner than actual lipstick while looking like one of the Killer Klowns from Outer Space applied your makeup will not get you chose in these streets.
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