Lil’ Kim Is Not Feeling ‘Notorious’

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Now before you go in on me for posting a picture of pre-op Lil’ Kim let’s focus on the issue at hand. Don’t expect to see her standing in line at the box office next Friday.

Kimbo recently publicized that she has no plans of supporting the film ‘Notorious’ and blames Big’s mother, Voletta Wallace, and his widow, singer Faith Evans, for what she calls a negative portrayal.

“I’ve had enough and I’m about to expose them both. … I’ve been quiet for a long time,” Kim was quoted as saying by Hip-Hop Weekly. “I’m very disappointed in Faith. There’s nothing Faith or Ms. Wallace could do to stop me from reppin’ B.I.G. all day. I’m gonna always do that. … It’s time for Ms. Wallace to be exposed.

“I was not involved in the movie,” she continued. “[The filmmakers] never came and asked me anything about Biggie, but again, this was Faith and Ms. Wallace’s movie,” Kim told the tabloid about her thoughts on the biopic. “I couldn’t believe it. I was outraged,” adding that she thought Naturi Naughton was a bad choice to play her and that Jamal Woolard was a poor choice to portray Big.

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You Sent It: Crackhead Days of Yore

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Halle Berry, in Canada shooting her latest movie, was seen with her daughter. Here’s the description from Just Jared: “Halle is starring and co-producing the psychological drama, which follows a young woman struggling with multiple personality disorder. Halle, who plays both Frankie and Alice, is torn between who she is and a racist Caucasian alter-personality that preys upon her mind.”

Sounds like Monsters Ball 2: Crack Is Whack

- – Mook

Sneak Peak: The Family That Preys

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BlackFilm.com has some exclusive clips from Tyler Perry’s The Family That Preys Together. I’ve been a big pundit of Tyletta’s projects in the past but I may have to check this one out.

Riddle me this Batman: Why does all of his films include at least one kitchen ass wig? I’m just saying, people like me with adult ADD can’t focus on the movie when there is muskrat fur perched on top of somebody’s head. Visit BlackFilm.com to check the clips out.

I’m Just Saying . . .

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When Bobby Brown and Ashley Banks [I refuse to call her by her government] has top billing in a movie chances are . . . well, you know the rest. I haven’t seen a photoshop fuckery free DVD cover since 1997. This tragedy is tap dancing up a flight of stairs with Shirley Temple on my soul. Visit BlackFilm.com for more information.

Heaven I Need A Hug

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I’m so mad about this that I don’t feel like looking for a picture to accompany this entry. I can’t and will not!

According to Reuters, Iconic host Don Cornelius has linked up with Warner Brothers to create the comedy, which follows two male dancers as they get into “a lot of good stuff and some bad stuff as well.” [That explanation sounds like something Fantasia would write for a book report. - - Fresh]

Along with Darryl Porter, the executive producer of the Hughes brothers’ 1995 flick, Dead Presidents, Cornelius will produce Soul Train: The Movie.

The film, which is still in the writing phase with newbie script writer J. Gil Williams turning in the first draft next month, does not have a cast or a director attached as of yet.

Cornelius promised that Soul Train: The Movie will feature “lots of music, lots of comedy and a little bit of violence.”

And of course, lots of sexuality.

“‘Soul Train’ has always been about sexuality,” Cornelius said. “It’s almost never been about guys, and almost always about girls. It’s what has kept us afloat for these three decades or so.” [source]

Whoa, easy cowboy. When I was a jit I tuned in it was for one of two reasons: background noise while performing weekend chores or to laugh at the Chinese girl with the long ass ponytail do the tootsie roll to a slow jam, so all that sexual eruption talk sounds really ridiculous to me.

This project gets a big hell no from me. The only thing I am willing to co-sign on regarding Soul Train’s legacy is the episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air when the family went on the show for Aunt Viv + Uncle’s Phil’s wedding anniversary and Jeffrey posed as Bootsie Collins.

But God bless Don Cornelius for keeping a bad white woman.

Fez Smashes Melyssa In New Movie

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Video vixen Melyssa Ford is co-starring along a who’s-who list of rappers [Pause. - - Fresh] and actors in the upcoming indie gangster flick Days Of Wrath. Names such as Rick Ross, Slim Thug David Banner, Taye Diggs and Laurence Fishburne make up the diverse ensemble. But it is the star of the movie Wilmer Valderrama who gets to experience the best scene ever. Wilmer got to perform a fully nude sex scene with the voluptuous video vixen. [Watch here]

DO. NOT. WANT.

Is he going to scream out ‘Let’s Bully!’ before he slides his chico stick inside her? I can’t take this type of mental anguish today. I can see her character now sitting on the edge of the bed giving Fez a speech about why she is different than the rest of the girls in town because she left the video world to co-host a show on BET.

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Just Read The Label

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After watching the first 15 seconds of the trailer for ‘Who’s Deal’ I couldn’t do anything but bury my face in my hands and sob. Haven’t my people suffered long enough?

Then out of nowhere Dirt Angel appeared on the screen and twisted the knife that was already sticking out of my soul. Jim Jones as a leading man/sex symbol?! The shit has got to be illegal in at least 13 states.

Elise Neal would be better off selling ass. Shesus Khryst is on the main line, tell her what you want.

[Thanks Tootie]