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Friday Fuckery: What Black Star Power Looks Like

Posted by Fresh on November 6, 2009

“I love the streets. I love the respect I get when I walk in the clubs.” I think I just found my new Twitter bio.

The green eyed monster stares LisaRaye, Ray J, Maia Campbell [no words] and AZ [again, no words] dead in their faces before erupting in laughter at their equally piss poor performance in the upcoming straight to your mama’s coffee table movie Envy. We all know Maia’s, uh, delicate situation but everybody else has some explaining to do. To Sugar Hill we all go! [Via Rhymes With Snitch]

LisaRaye, Ray J

Friday Fuckery: Acting Bad

Posted by Fresh on July 24, 2009

Longtime Crunkster and fuckery enthusiast Nikki submitted a movie trailer that is sure to snatch your soul.

Remember that hip hopera version of Carmen that Beyonce did years ago? Well, that ain’t got shit on this. It’s called A Day In The Life and it’s produced and directed by Sticky Fingaz.

I don’t think Bokeem Woodbine can even save this shit — and ya’ll know how hard I ride [ahem] for him! EBT is going to snatch this up quicker than you can say TYLER PERRRRRY, TYLER PERRY!

Skeet or Delete: I Can Do Bad All By Myself

Posted by Fresh on July 21, 2009

bad trailer Skeet or Delete: I Can Do Bad All By Myself

Lionsgate has released the full-length trailer for the upcoming “I Can Do Bad All By Myself,” which is based on Tyler Perry’s play of the same name. Here’s a quick synopsis of the film.

When tough-talking and pistol-packing Madea catches sixteen-year-old Jennifer and her two younger brothers looting her home, she decides to take matters into her own hands and delivers the young delinquents to the only relative they have: their aunt April. But, the heavy-drinking nightclub singer, who lives off of her married boyfriend Raymond, wants nothing to do with the kids.

However, things start to change when Sandino moves into her basement. Making amends for his own troubled past, the handsome Mexican immigrant looking for work challenges her to open her heart and puts her face to face with the biggest choice of her life: sticking to her old ways with Raymond or embracing new possibilities of family, faith and even true love.

WATCH TRAILER

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A Future EBT Lackluster Power Smash!

Posted by Fresh on May 18, 2009

As most of you fuckery enthusiast already know World Star Hip Hop is home to some of the finest niggatry you will ever experience in life. I can only speak for myself but my chest swells up with pride every time I visit. I absolutely love being Black in America. Soledad O’Brien, get you a piece whore!

Malice of The Clipse’s latest video have all the components of a Tyler Perry’s box office hit: The word of God, bad acting, lessons in parenting, and exquisite on set lighting. Don’t be surprise if one day you watch this as a full length feature film on BET. After church, you know, when the good shit like A Raisin In The Sun comes on.

DO. NOT. WANT.

Posted by Fresh on March 20, 2009

Mary J. Blige has signed on to star alongside Taraji P. Henson in “I Can Do Bad All by Myself,” Tyler Perry’s upcoming film for Lionsgate.

The film, an adaptation of one of Tyletta’s early stage plays, is set for a nationwide release on Sept. 11.

Willona Woods will portray a nightclub manager and singer who is a good friend to Henson’s character. And of course Perry’s signature character Madea will be featured in the film.

Oh brother. I guess Tyler never bothered to watch Prison Song or that episode of The Jamie Foxx Show when Ron Isley played her preaching pops. The cycle of destruction continues. Now I wouldn’t have a problem with Taraji wearing a wig called the Mary J. [act like you know] but this is just wrong.

Jamie Foxx, Mary J. Blige

Coming Soon To A Dollar Tree Movie Rack Near You

Posted by Fresh on February 23, 2009

I don’t have to type much because the raw emotion speaks for itself. You can lead a horse to The Juilliard School for acting lessons but you can’t make it . . .

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