That Raven Symone Sure Knows How To Bring Out A Crowd

Note: Keep it cute and watch this clip on mute. Don’t worry you will get the same tragic effect as viewing it with sound.

SHAM. FUCKING. WOW.

Raven Symone performed in front of a sold out audience at Six Flags Great America in Gurnee, IL last week. I’m sorry but all I see is the little fat girl dressed as a bumble bee from Blind Melon’s “No Rain” video tap dancing around and shit. I bet you Raven even scurried off stage the same way. How dreadful!

WHY WON’T THEY LET BABY PHAT BE GREAT?!

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Truth be told I just wanted a semi-valid reason to post this picture of Miss All The Way Live a/k/a/ Da Baddest Bitch In The Club. You see the signature lotion, hoe. Get lewse, get lewse!

Apparel maker Kellwood Co., which sells Baby Phat, Sag Harbor and XOXO brands, said Monday that one of its biggest lenders refused to execute an exchange offer for $140 million in debt due later this month.

St. Louis-based Kellwood said Deutsche Bank ( DB – news – people ), a large debt holder, “unexpectedly changed” its position on Friday after it had “helped structure the deal and told us all along that they supported it.” [source]

Beyonce – Sweet Dreams

This is Kid Fury with a special announcement! Dereon is starting an exclusive new collection at TJ Maxx and you can consider this the commercial. Well, not really, but how far off could I possibly be with that assumption? The Pride of the Knowles Clan has cranked a new video out for the kids and it couldn’t be anymore recession proof. You better get into those delightful special effects courtesy of Windows Movie Maker.

I hope you didn’t expect anything too extravagant. You know Killa Matt is making sure his daughter saves these coins. I mean, after the cost of lacefronts, Tina’s lipstick, Jay-Z’s Ped-Egg, and weekly shrimp gumbo dinners, that money thins out! So, if that means Sasha’s videos have to look like raunchy Sesame Street clips, then so be it! You ain’t paying for her finger waves!

Question of the Day

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Bow Wow and Jim Jones may be hitting up your local mall together to ask for applications at the food court. According to the rumor mill the two have been dropped by Columbia Records. The House of YBF reported earlier this week that the record label officially severed ties with Omarion’s scalp masseuse and have removed our beloved Dirt Angel’s name from the artist roster on their website.

What jobs should Dirt Angel and Bow Wow pursue while they wait to be signed by another label?

Crunk Classifieds: My Super Fucked Up Sweet 16

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I have been blessed to have a mother in my life that  has made incredible sacrifices to insure that I had everything I needed and also a couple unimportant desires. Now with all that being said I don’t know how I would feel about my mother posting an ad like this [actually I do] on Craigslist but if you are looking to make a quick buck you better jump on it! Cash is king around these parts.

My son is turning 16 and really wanted Lil Wayne to perform for his birthday gala. Unfortunately his schedule will not permit him to make it. I need a Lil Wayne impersonator desperately.

Here is the kicker my son is blind so you do not need to look like the rapper just sound like him. I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot. I don’t care if you are 67 and Jewish if you can sing the songs you’re hired. Money is not an issue. Name your price. Interested individuals please let me know your rap experience, video of you performing as Lil Wayne would be better. If that is not feasible we can arrange for a live audition.

Serious inquiries only, this is very important to my family. Young Money Baby!

I’m Just Saying . . .

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Who needs a purse when you have an imagination? Girl, you my source for inspiration. Thanks Ozonemag.com for sharing her light with the world! Don’t try this at home Aretha!

Day Late, Dollar Short

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Ciara took the audience at Japan’s MTV Music Awards on a fantasy dollar cab ride through Decatur during her performance of “Love Sex Magic.” You can catch her in the parking lot selling ass and extra copies of her albums on the European leg of Britney Spears’ Circus tour later this month but until then pop the hood to watch her performance.

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