Fuck Effort: That’s One Way Not To Forget The Lyrics

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My Little Pony didn’t want to forget the lyrics to her new song during her first solo concert, so she wrote the key words on her hand to help her performance go on without a hitch. It’s too bad that she didn’t write instructions on how to whoop ass when she got molly whooped in the face last month. Thanks Mook!

Play On, Plagiarizer

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Don’t believe him, Tasha!

A Fresno, California based homemaker felt outraged after reading Tameka Foster Raymond’s Huffington Post essay not because of the subject matter but because she believed Foster tried to pass the work off as her own.

Who’s phony, who’s fake?

“My heart sank into my stomach. All the hard work, all the sleepless nights I had endured was playing back in my head as I read this article written by a woman I didn’t even know,” Curry told BV Buzz. “Why did I feel so connected to this article? Suddenly, it came to me. It was my work! It was my work, my voice, but in her words. I was frozen. Tears began rolling down my face as I read line after line after line. I couldn’t believe it. The idea that someone could gain notoriety from an issue that I first brought to the forefront is mindboggling. People were praising her for tackling an issue that had never been exposed. Hello?!? I wrote the book on it and started it years ago. The only difference between her article and my book is she used ‘dark-skinned’ and I used ‘Black.’ [continue]

Although perturbed by Foster’s alleged plagiarizing, Curry tells Black Voices that she hopes that the message of her book, Pretty For a Black Girl,  resonates with people. Reps from Margeaux Taylor [ahem] had no comment.

Back & Fourth: Jazmine’s Amazing Hairline

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Jazmine Sullivan has more talent in her left nipple than most pretty young things could ever wish or fuck Diddy for but her vocal prowess isn’t the only thing grabbing our attention.

Fresh: Never mind her ratchet wondering eye or polyester bolero from CitiTrends, get into that hairline. I love Jazmine like cooked food. Hell, as much as she loves cooked food. But would have killed her to put a little Elasta QP Glaze on that thing?

Justin: Her hairline looks like it wants to reach out and touch each other from each side of her forehead

Fresh: She got one of them Mo’Nique joints. The only difference is Mo tames the wolf pussy on her forehead. Now as for her legs . . .

Justin: After Monique shaved her legs, Jazmine put Elmer’s glue on her forehead and rolled around in the fur

Fresh: If she tried to wear a lace front what would the end results look like? I’m sure its hard to cut the lace for a hairline that has more twists and turns than Frankie’s road to sobriety.

Justin: She would end up ripping out her eyebrows if she puts on a lacefront. It would literally have to come down past her forehead to look believable.

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Assed Out Like Breech Delivery

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Never mind the upscale club atmosphere that only Atlanta can give you!

While partying with a couple of his homies this past weekend my friend in the head Freddy O noticed one of your cousins getting lewse on the dance floor. I can’t speak for my favorite photog and his crew [and all of the other penis packers in the building] but if I saw that bullshit out of my peripheral view I would go run straight to the alter at Betha Baptist and fall on my knees like Wheelchair Jimmy!

Elegant princesses come to your senses. (c) Andre 3ooo

Pop it for pimp

Casket Sharp: Fit For A Queen

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Now how out of place does that shit look?  Did Azzure have a warehouse sale over the weekend?

It’s random enough that Queen Pen popped up at an event for the NBA [strike one] x NAACP [strike two] in 2009 [strike three] but if she was going to do so she could have at least put a little bit more effort in her get up for the night. Dressing like the “young” auntie who always has black weave glue on all of her clothes is not the move.

I mean really, the fact that she is walking around wearing anarchy a’s and a prison issued numbers is just a wee bit disturbing.

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Casket Toss: The Thunder Down Under

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AND. WHAT. PURPOSE. IS. THE. BELT. SERVING?!

Team Chunk will never be able to divide and conquer because of momofukas like this! This outfit [if you really want to call it that] is beyond my understanding. Why do people continue to do this shit to themselves? She isn’t the biggest boss that I’ve seen thus far so they are tons of clothing options she could have rolled with for her beside this booty swiper. There is no way that dress fuckery with seams is covering her entire ass.

Blame the House of Freddy O for exposing your cousin like this!

Casket Sharp: Your White Cousins At The Costume Institute Gala Edition

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As long as it means they are going to end up on a best / worst dressed lists, you can’t tell these hoes nothing. We call it being a whore for propaganda, they call it publicity. Why do you insist on assisting the devil?

This shit right here is why Madonna is having issues adopting little African children. You think you can just roll up to the village and try to put a child on layaway after showing up in public dressed in Solange’s Easter speech outfit? You ain’t Grace Jones, it doesn’t work like that. Take that shit back to the Kabalah Center.  I would have better luck trying to put a Honduran orphan on credit wear a pair of pink jellies and a Platinum Fubu hockey jersey.

I don’t know who the hell Leighton Meister is and I would rather not Google her after this. Good day!

Squint your eyes ever so gently and get you an additional  piece of these god awful get ups after the jump.

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