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		<title>Buzz Notes: Rihanna Accused of Ripping Off Visuals From Photographer Dave LaChappelle In Latest Video</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2011/02/04/buzz-notes-rihanna/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2011 11:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Melina Matsoukas, the director at the helm of Rihanna&#8217;s controversial music video for &#8220;S&#38;M&#8221;, is coming  under fire for what supporters of photographer Dave LaChappelle is saying is a blatant rip off his work. Take a look at the evidence for yourself below!


In a side-by-side comparison between LaChapelle&#8217;s previous work and screen captures of the [...]]]></description>
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<p>Melina Matsoukas, the director at the helm of Rihanna&#8217;s controversial music video for &#8220;S&amp;M&#8221;, is coming  under fire for what supporters of photographer Dave LaChappelle is saying is a blatant rip off his work. Take a look at the evidence for yourself below!</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">In a side-by-side comparison between LaChapelle&#8217;s previous work and screen captures of the Matsoukas directed music video, the similarities are indisputable &#8211; with nearly identical sets, scenarios, and styling.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">The source claims that Matsoukas had photographs from past Italian Vogue shoots by LaChapelle, ranging from 1995-2002 laying around the set of the music video shoot.  And the evidence does appear overwhelming.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">In one scene Rihanna is seen leading a man, who is crawling on his hands and knees, by a leash – a pretty much exact match to a previous LaChapelle Vogue photo. In a bizarre twist, RadarOnline.com has learned that the man portraying a dog in Rihanna’s video is no less than celebrity blogger, Perez Hilton!</p>
<p>And, perhaps Perez wasn’t too pleased with the finished product, he later tweeted :  “The next time you make a David LaChapelle music video you should probably hire David LaChapelle.” Ouch! <a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/02/rihanna-accused-ripping-famed-photographer-s-m-video-see-photos">(Radar Online)</a></p></blockquote>
<p>And like the good stunt queen that he is, Perez later deleted the tweet. I beg you to act like you give half a damn, though.</p>
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<h3 style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #ffff00;">JACK MOVE OR CREATIVE COINCIDENCE?<br />
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		<title>Quick Flicks: The &#8216;10 BET Hip Hop Awards</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2010/10/03/quick-flicks-source-magazine-power-30-reception-kick-10-bet-hip-hop-awards-weekend/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Oct 2010 11:34:43 +0000</pubDate>
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An assortment of your futile family members with World Star Hip Hop aspirations (forgive them Father for they know not what they do) took over The Big Peach for their annual pilgrimage to the holy grail of coondom &#8211; - the 2010 EBT Hip Hop Awards.
Not even a high profile performance by Antoine Dodson (more [...]]]></description>
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<p>An assortment of your futile family members with World Star Hip Hop aspirations (forgive them Father for they know not what they do) took over The Big Peach for their annual pilgrimage to the holy grail of coondom &#8211; - the 2010 EBT Hip Hop Awards.</p>
<p>Not even a high profile performance by Antoine Dodson (more on that later) was enough to keep reviews of the award show from being unceremoniously catapulted into the ground by its attendees. The rest of us will have to wait until Tuesday, Oct. 12 at 8pm to roast it over an open flame.</p>
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		<title>Tweets Is Watching: Chrisette Michelle&#8217;s Essence Music Festival Fashion Flop</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 03:46:06 +0000</pubDate>
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Looking like a deer caught in headlights, singer Chrisette Michelle hit the orange carpet at Tide&#8217;s booth at the Essence Music Festival wearing what can be best described as Nell Carter&#8217;s chicken frying muumuu. Gimme a break! Girl, you know you are capable of doing better. 


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<p>Looking like a deer caught in headlights, singer Chrisette Michelle hit the orange carpet at Tide&#8217;s booth at the Essence Music Festival wearing what can be best described as Nell Carter&#8217;s chicken frying muumuu. <strong>Gimme a break</strong>! Girl, you know you are capable of doing better. </p>
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		<title>Tweets Is Watching: Nicki Minaj Blames The Sound Guy For Taking A Right And Leaving Her Hanging Like A Teste</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2010/06/28/tweets-watching-nicki-minaj-blames-sound-guy-leaving-hanging-teste/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 17:36:28 +0000</pubDate>
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By now you all have heard about Nicki Minaj putting more effort into her facial tick game than delivering a series of polished performances during her time on the stage at Sunday night&#8217;s BET Awards. I received nothing but classic responses when I quizzed my followers on what would be Onika&#8217;s excuse for phoning [...]]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">By now you all have heard about Nicki Minaj putting more effort into her facial tick game than delivering a series of polished performances during her time on the stage at Sunday night&#8217;s BET Awards. I received nothing but classic responses when I quizzed my followers on what would be Onika&#8217;s excuse for phoning in her featured verses.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/freshcrunkjuice/2010/re1.png" alt="re1 Tweets Is Watching: Nicki Minaj Blames The Sound Guy For Taking A Right And Leaving Her Hanging Like A Teste"  title="Tweets Is Watching: Nicki Minaj Blames The Sound Guy For Taking A Right And Leaving Her Hanging Like A Teste" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/freshcrunkjuice/2010/nicki-excuses.png" alt="nicki excuses Tweets Is Watching: Nicki Minaj Blames The Sound Guy For Taking A Right And Leaving Her Hanging Like A Teste"  title="Tweets Is Watching: Nicki Minaj Blames The Sound Guy For Taking A Right And Leaving Her Hanging Like A Teste" /></p>
<p><img src="http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/freshcrunkjuice/cam-face-1.png" alt="cam face 1 Tweets Is Watching: Nicki Minaj Blames The Sound Guy For Taking A Right And Leaving Her Hanging Like A Teste"  title="Tweets Is Watching: Nicki Minaj Blames The Sound Guy For Taking A Right And Leaving Her Hanging Like A Teste" /> <img src="http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/freshcrunkjuice/cam-face-1.png" alt="cam face 1 Tweets Is Watching: Nicki Minaj Blames The Sound Guy For Taking A Right And Leaving Her Hanging Like A Teste"  title="Tweets Is Watching: Nicki Minaj Blames The Sound Guy For Taking A Right And Leaving Her Hanging Like A Teste" /></p>
<p>Girl, you tried that. </center></p>
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		<title>That Ain&#8217;t It: Niecy Nash Covers Ebony Magazine</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2010/05/13/niecy-nash-covers-ebony-magazine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 17:35:12 +0000</pubDate>
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Ebony magazine got jokes like a Laffy Taffy wrapper.
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<p style="text-align: center;">Ebony magazine got jokes like a Laffy Taffy wrapper.</p>
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		<title>Fuck Effort: Rihanna&#8217;s Moonwalk?</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2010/05/10/rewind/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 17:01:28 +0000</pubDate>
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Plenty of us have hit the same move in an attempt to unstick wet napkins from the bottom of our shoes while cutting a rug in the middle of a sweaty black club dance floor.
But this shit?
SAD  LIL&#8217; MAMA FACE RATING [OUT OF 5]
   
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<p>Plenty of us have hit the same move in an attempt to unstick wet napkins from the bottom of our shoes while cutting a rug in the middle of a sweaty black club dance floor.</p>
<p>But <strong>this </strong>shit?</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: #ffcc00;"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">SAD  LIL&#8217; MAMA FACE RATING</span> [OUT OF 5]</strong></span></p>
<p><a title="Lil\' Mama" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=17055"><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/74229616.jpg" alt="Lil\' Mama" width="100" height="101" title="Fuck Effort: Rihannas Moonwalk?" /></a> <a title="Lil\' Mama" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=17055"><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/74229616.jpg" alt="Lil\' Mama" width="100" height="101" title="Fuck Effort: Rihannas Moonwalk?" /></a> <a title="Lil\' Mama" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=17055"><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/74229616.jpg" alt="Lil\' Mama" width="100" height="101" title="Fuck Effort: Rihannas Moonwalk?" /></a> <a title="Lil\' Mama" href="http://www.crunktastical.net/?attachment_id=17055"><img src="http://www.crunktastical.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/74229616.jpg" alt="Lil\' Mama" width="100" height="101" title="Fuck Effort: Rihannas Moonwalk?" /></a></p>
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		<title>You Sent It: Freestyle Fail</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2010/03/04/freestyle-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 21:43:26 +0000</pubDate>
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Excuse the extreme late pass on this one.

So apparently OJ Da Juiceman is one of XXLs Freshman of the Year, kill me now. And this is what he submitted.
I CANNOT!
In case you couldn&#8217;t decipher his dazzling display of lyricism: &#8220;Six rings on like a [...]]]></description>
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Excuse the extreme late pass on this one.</p>
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So apparently OJ Da Juiceman is one of XXLs Freshman of the Year, kill me now. And this is what he submitted.</p>
<p>I CANNOT!</p>
<p>In case you couldn&#8217;t decipher his dazzling display of lyricism: &#8220;Six rings on like a basketball player, freshman of the year like a basketball player, what it do cuz Im here to stay, aw man cuz we all in your face AY!&#8221;</p>
<p> Bury me a G.</p>
<p><strong>- &#8211; Danielle</strong></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Rewind: Alicia Keys Halftime Snooze Fest</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2010/02/15/rewind-alicia-keys-halftime-snooze-fest/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 18:24:20 +0000</pubDate>
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Never mind Usher dressing up as a Trojan warrior ready for battle inside of Tameka&#8217;s testicles, the real over-hyped bomb during last night&#8217;s NBA All-Star Game was Alicia Keys&#8217; lifeless performance of &#8220;Sleeping With A Broken Heart&#8221; and &#8220;Empire State of Mind.&#8221; She&#8217;s no Mashonda. We the people would have rather watched 10 more minutes [...]]]></description>
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<p>Never mind Usher dressing up as a Trojan warrior ready for battle inside of Tameka&#8217;s testicles, the real over-hyped bomb during last night&#8217;s NBA All-Star Game was Alicia Keys&#8217; lifeless performance of &#8220;Sleeping With A Broken Heart&#8221; and &#8220;Empire State of Mind.&#8221; She&#8217;s no Mashonda. We the people would have rather watched 10 more minutes of Shakira howling at Jerry Jones.</p>
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		<title>Fuck Effort: That&#8217;s One Way Not To Forget The Lyrics</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:04:11 +0000</pubDate>
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My Little Pony didn&#8217;t want to forget the lyrics to her new song during her first solo concert, so she wrote the key words on her hand to help her performance go on without a hitch. It&#8217;s too bad that she didn&#8217;t write instructions on how to whoop ass when she got molly whooped in [...]]]></description>
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<p>My Little Pony didn&#8217;t want to forget the lyrics to her new song during her first solo concert, so she wrote the key words <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1224826/Leona-Lewis-hits-right-note-takes-stage-solo-concert.html#ixzz0Vppe1mMo">on her hand</a> to help her performance go on without a hitch. It&#8217;s too bad that she didn&#8217;t write instructions on how to whoop ass when she got molly whooped in the face last month. <strong>Thanks Mook! </strong></p>
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		<title>Play On, Plagiarizer</title>
		<link>http://www.crunktastical.net/2009/08/20/play-plagiarizer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 20:38:38 +0000</pubDate>
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Don&#8217;t believe him, Tasha!
A Fresno, California based homemaker felt outraged after reading Tameka Foster Raymond&#8217;s Huffington Post essay not because of the subject matter but because she believed Foster tried to pass the work off as her own.
Who&#8217;s phony, who&#8217;s fake?

&#8220;My heart sank into my stomach. All the hard work, all the sleepless nights I [...]]]></description>
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<p>Don&#8217;t believe him, Tasha!</p>
<p>A Fresno, California based homemaker felt outraged after reading Tameka Foster Raymond&#8217;s Huffington Post essay not because of the subject matter but because she believed Foster tried to pass the work off as her own.</p>
<p>Who&#8217;s phony, who&#8217;s fake?</p>
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<p style="text-align: justify;">&#8220;My heart sank into my stomach. All the hard work, all the sleepless nights I had endured was playing back in my head as I read this article written by a woman I didn&#8217;t even know,&#8221; Curry told BV Buzz. &#8220;Why did I feel so connected to this article? Suddenly, it came to me. It was my work! It was my work, my voice, but in her words. I was frozen. Tears began rolling down my face as I read line after line after line. I couldn&#8217;t believe it. The idea that someone could gain notoriety from an issue that I first brought to the forefront is mindboggling. People were praising her for tackling an issue that had never been exposed. Hello?!? I wrote the book on it and started it years ago. The only difference between her article and my book is she used &#8216;dark-skinned&#8217; and I used &#8216;Black.&#8217; <a href="http://www.bvbuzz.com/2009/08/20/usher-exwife-plagiarized-blog-entry/">[continue]</a></p>
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<p>Although perturbed by Foster&#8217;s alleged plagiarizing, Curry tells Black Voices that she hopes that the message of her book, <em>Pretty For a Black Girl</em>,  resonates with people. Reps from Margeaux Taylor <a href="http://straightfromthea.com/2009/07/28/true-lies-tameka-foster-glover-raymond/">[ahem]</a> had no comment.</p>
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