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I’m Just Saying . . .

Posted by Fresh on September 29, 2008

Celebrities are always complaining about the scrutiny they receive from the media when they are trying to enjoy some down side but something has gotta give. If you walk out your house looking like the SPED [special education] kid from high school who now works behind the jewelry counter at Wal-Mart expect someone to talk about your ass, famous or not.

As much as I may love Jennifer Hudson I can’t remain silent about this shit. The child is waltzing around looking like Lil’ Magic from In Living Color. That’s a problem for me.

View more flicks + read her engagement story after the jump.

[Flicks via Just Jared]

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Riding Dirty

Posted by Fresh on September 24, 2008

Crunkster Krystal spotted this flick of Wendell Williams stepping out of a nasty ass Budget Rental ride over at Young, Black, and Fabulous that made me shake my head. I’m sure that she was in a rental joint but eff that.

I have OCD when it comes to keeping the interior of my car clean so this literally made me cringe. I have always been a fervent believer that its not what you have its how you take care of it. I’m sure ReRe the Body and Catfish Wilkerson’s bill at Glady’s Chicken And Waffles is higher than the MSRP of my car but that’s not the point. I [or a local crackhead in need of pocket change] keep my shit clean!

I’m Just Saying . . .

Posted by Fresh on September 12, 2008

I’m glad that Antwone Fisher is still standing and all that good stuff but can he please clean that major distraction he has going on between his eyes the fuck up for once? You don’t have to zoom in with photo shop to see that madness.

. . . No

Posted by Fresh on September 11, 2008

Ladies and zestlemen, I present to you the House of Dereon majorette uniform. Ole!

Janet Jackson looked like a hood gold member at her Rock Witchu concert on Wednesday night in Vancouver. While her booty is looking nice [no Queen Pen] the rest of the package could use some major tweaking.

The spirit of Gregory Hines needs to put on his tapping shoes and direct this broad off stage immediately.

Hood Rat Stuff

Posted by Fresh on September 5, 2008

The side-eye in the corner of the first picture is so necessary.

Clifford and his down ass Piglet attended last night’s BMI Awards looking pedestrian as hell [copyright Sandra Rose's comment section crew]. While other stars opted to rock formal attire T.I and Tiny looked like they were on their way to a Friday night high school football game.

Flicks of King’s daddy at the MTV VMA Press Conference after the jump.

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I’m Just Saying . . .

Posted by Fresh on August 28, 2008

Riddle Me This Batman: How the hell is it possible that your eyebrows have more sheen than your hair? If your face looks like this before you leave the house, stay your ass in and get it right! Faith needs to come whoop her ass again for being out in public looking like this.

More pictures from Young Jeezy’s album release party after the jump.

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You Sent It: Caption This

Posted by Fresh on August 1, 2008

No that is not Morgan Freeman and yes that is a woman. - - Erin

WHY MUST I CRY RANKING [OUT OF 5]

Sorry Alicia Keys [1] But I Can’t.

Posted by Fresh on June 24, 2008

I think I am going to have to take back my earlier statement about posting more flicks from the EBT Awards and hand someone else the baton. Not only am I waving the white fuck effort flag but after watching last night’s fuckery I realized that it just wasn’t that serious.

If you are a blogger who posted anything about the show at your own spot you can email me the link or leave it in the comment section so that I can include your website in a ReRe the Body sized ‘Guaranteed Fresh’ entry. Everybody loves free promotion right?

In the meanwhile, please say something nice about Earl. He needs you.

[1] AK’s little speech about the death of the word can’t made me dry heave. Girl, bye! Tell that shit to Swizz Beats.