So apparently OJ Da Juiceman is one of XXLs Freshman of the Year, kill me now. And this is what he submitted.
I CANNOT!
In case you couldn’t decipher his dazzling display of lyricism: “Six rings on like a basketball player, freshman of the year like a basketball player, what it do cuz Im here to stay, aw man cuz we all in your face AY!”
Bury me a G.
- – Danielle
Never mind Usher dressing up as a Trojan warrior ready for battle inside of Tameka’s testicles, the real over-hyped bomb during last night’s NBA All-Star Game was Alicia Keys’ lifeless performance of “Sleeping With A Broken Heart” and “Empire State of Mind.” She’s no Mashonda. We the people would have rather watched 10 more minutes of Shakira howling at Jerry Jones.
My Little Pony didn’t want to forget the lyrics to her new song during her first solo concert, so she wrote the key words on her hand to help her performance go on without a hitch. It’s too bad that she didn’t write instructions on how to whoop ass when she got molly whooped in the face last month. Thanks Mook!
Don’t believe him, Tasha!
A Fresno, California based homemaker felt outraged after reading Tameka Foster Raymond’s Huffington Post essay not because of the subject matter but because she believed Foster tried to pass the work off as her own.
Who’s phony, who’s fake?
“My heart sank into my stomach. All the hard work, all the sleepless nights I had endured was playing back in my head as I read this article written by a woman I didn’t even know,” Curry told BV Buzz. “Why did I feel so connected to this article? Suddenly, it came to me. It was my work! It was my work, my voice, but in her words. I was frozen. Tears began rolling down my face as I read line after line after line. I couldn’t believe it. The idea that someone could gain notoriety from an issue that I first brought to the forefront is mindboggling. People were praising her for tackling an issue that had never been exposed. Hello?!? I wrote the book on it and started it years ago. The only difference between her article and my book is she used ‘dark-skinned’ and I used ‘Black.’ [continue]
Although perturbed by Foster’s alleged plagiarizing, Curry tells Black Voices that she hopes that the message of her book, Pretty For a Black Girl, resonates with people. Reps from Margeaux Taylor [ahem] had no comment.
Jazmine Sullivan has more talent in her left nipple than most pretty young things could ever wish or fuck Diddy for but her vocal prowess isn’t the only thing grabbing our attention.
Fresh: Never mind her ratchet wondering eye or polyester bolero from CitiTrends, get into that hairline. I love Jazmine like cooked food. Hell, as much as she loves cooked food. But would have killed her to put a little Elasta QP Glaze on that thing?
Justin: Her hairline looks like it wants to reach out and touch each other from each side of her forehead
Fresh: She got one of them Mo’Nique joints. The only difference is Mo tames the wolf pussy on her forehead. Now as for her legs . . .
Justin: After Monique shaved her legs, Jazmine put Elmer’s glue on her forehead and rolled around in the fur
Fresh: If she tried to wear a lace front what would the end results look like? I’m sure its hard to cut the lace for a hairline that has more twists and turns than Frankie’s road to sobriety.
Justin: She would end up ripping out her eyebrows if she puts on a lacefront. It would literally have to come down past her forehead to look believable.
Never mind the upscale club atmosphere that only Atlanta can give you!
While partying with a couple of his homies this past weekend my friend in the head Freddy O noticed one of your cousins getting lewse on the dance floor. I can’t speak for my favorite photog and his crew [and all of the other penis packers in the building] but if I saw that bullshit out of my peripheral view I would go run straight to the alter at Betha Baptist and fall on my knees like Wheelchair Jimmy!
Elegant princesses come to your senses. (c) Andre 3ooo
Now how out of place does that shit look? Did Azzure have a warehouse sale over the weekend?
It’s random enough that Queen Pen popped up at an event for the NBA [strike one] x NAACP [strike two] in 2009 [strike three] but if she was going to do so she could have at least put a little bit more effort in her get up for the night. Dressing like the “young” auntie who always has black weave glue on all of her clothes is not the move.
I mean really, the fact that she is walking around wearing anarchy a’s and a prison issued numbers is just a wee bit disturbing.
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