Back & Fourth: Mary J. Blige Is Going To College
Although “hair school” would be a more appropriate choice, Mary J. Blige announced during a recent Good Morning America appearance that she has received her high school diploma and was accepted to Howard University. Gold star for you, Willona Woods!
Fresh: Did you hear bout Mary J. Blige tolmbout she going to college to major in hood rat shit?
Justin: Seriously?
Fresh: Yup. She’s got her GED now. And she’s ready for the world. I don’t think Kendu is going to make for a good study buddy, though.
Justin: College is a great place to increase her “intelligents.”
Fresh: And don’t you “understand estimate” it. (Don’t get it? Click here)







