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Back & Fourth: Mary J. Blige Is Going To College

Although “hair school” would be a more appropriate choice, Mary J. Blige announced during a recent Good Morning America appearance that she has received her high school diploma and was accepted to Howard University. Gold star for you, Willona Woods!

Fresh: Did you hear bout Mary J. Blige tolmbout she going to college to major in hood rat shit?

Justin: Seriously?

Fresh: Yup. She’s got her GED now. And she’s ready for the world. I don’t think Kendu is going to make for a good study buddy, though.

Justin: College is a great place to increase her “intelligents.”

Fresh: And don’t you “understand estimate” it. (Don’t get it? Click here)

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Last Call: Parting Shots From The ‘10 BET Awards

Image54 Last Call: Parting Shots From The 10 BET Awards

Here’s a quick glance back at a few flicks from the ‘10 BET Awards before we close Debra Lee’s tomb of doom until next year. I had a blast broadcasting live and hearing what everybody had to say about the evening! Again, major props to all the hardworking journalists, bloggers, and media personalities who covered the events throughout the weekend.

We all can turn into individual pillars of salt now.

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C+D Stocking Stuffers: The Incredible Edible Anus

anus C+D Stocking Stuffers: The Incredible Edible Anus

Its that time of year. The leaves are turning, the weather is getting a bit more chilly, and the kids are starting to beg for shit that their parents can’t afford. The difficulty of finding gifts for that loved one/jumpoff/side-piece/whatever is real – - and the reason Freshalina and I have decided to give potential ideas for gifts that will surely bring a smile to that special someone.

Our first item in our a season-long presentation is the Edible Anus. We believe that this would be item would be a great party favor at Ne-Yo’s Christmas party or a desert item at Diddy’s Christmas dinner. Thanks Dylan1984!