My sister in crunk Miss Jodie’s [the chocolate goddess seen with Kanye - - Amber Rose stop it] lovely presence in the video for “Walking In Cameroon” is the only reason I am even bothering to post this shit.  She is a digital sweetheart and fellow fuckery enthusiast which makes her a winner by my standards.

A special bitch, boom goes out to the rest of these kids.

“Women are life, women are essence, women are creation, women are our foundation. Our earth is a lady. They say they are the epitome of what the essence of life and fascination and . . . they have breasts! They have great booties, and long legs, and beautiful eyes, and teeth and . . . are my lips okay? Thanks.”

Are you ready for an experience like none other? Hopefully so! Get ready to enter the Magnificent World of Gaymonn aka Andre J. Get you a piece, whore!

Out of all the Grammy related pictures that I have posted in the last 24 hours these are the only two that actually features someone I think deserves to glide across the red carpet in front of the flashing lights.

At first glance it looks like Norwood has a low cut but after closer observation you will see that your boy is now rocking some no hang time worthy cornrows – - but that’s alright.

You can hate but your bitch steady watching. Get you a piece whore! Don’t be mad that he got his pussy on smash.

Reh Dogg did the Crunk Nation a huge favor by naming his album The Soul Taker. He should be performing tonight at the Grammys but you didn’t hear that one from me. Thanks Boris!

I hope you have plenty of water available because Honey this just isn’t one pill its a whole damn vitamin pack!

You will have to excuse any typos that come with this post since I am still trying to pull myself together! Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member NeNe’s go to gay husband Dwight will star in his own reality show tentatively titled Behind The Purple Door.

I don’t know many details surrounding the show but whenever it hits the air [or internet] I will be sure to bask in the ambiance. Thanks Ice for shooting the video in my inbox’s snatch!

My heart belongs to MK from Dlisted forever.

Mah Boo Anderson Cooper confessed his love for “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” while talking to Ellen today. This is just reason #4,568 on why Mah Boo and I should wed immediately. NeNe can be my maid of honor and Kim’s wig can be our flower girl.

In the clip above (skip to 2:30), Mah Boo tells Ellen, “I like to keep abreast of the Real Housewives of Atlanta.” More like apeen.

Mah Booh also doesn’t understand why Ellen isn’t obsessed with the raggedy peaches of Georgia. He asks her, “What have you been doing? So you don’t know anything about NeNe?” And then he goes on to purr, “Oh, honey, I don’t even know where to begin with NeNe!”

Sorry gang for the site going up and down more than Beyaki’s weight during Oscar season. While it may be fun to do hood rat stuff the same cannot be said about updating servers.

Here’s the silver lining: Slickback Ivanhoe! I damn near fell out when I saw your Cousin Charles playing the background in these pictures. Oh, I guess it’s all good to enjoy his smooth vocals in the comfort of your home but when it becomes public knowledge its a problem.

In other Slickback Ivanhoe news, his beautiful ass has been sued by composer Andrew Allen for an alleged assault during rehearsals for the recent Broadway run of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.

Even with a bun in the oven Erykah Badu gave a dope performance during the second day at the Austin City Limits last month. Don’t ask me to explain what the hair is all about! I am legally obligated as a stan not to give public critiques.

[Flicks via Black Celebrity Kids]

Double your pleasure, double your fun! If you were left in a dark alley all alone with one of these gentlemen who would you let motorboat? And the cat in the back is not an option, thanks.

I’m going to have to go with Freeway on this one. Yeah, you would probably have to work around the beard and what not but at least you know he is a religious brother.

If you thought ReRe the Body’s Miss Celie hat and Starzilla’s The Son of Chico Dusty wig were the only things spreading fevah at the US Open think again. The fine specimens of Earth, Wind and Fire raided their respective closets and pulled out their best frocks for the opening night of the tennis tournament.

Verdine White is such a fucking sex pot. Like Crunkster Creole Latina pointed out in her email, it muat be hard for the other two to be in the presence of this type of luster and sheen. “It must have been cold there in my shadow . . . ”

I can’t but if I could I probably would make an exception.