Jacking For Posts: Geisha, The Quadruple Academy Award Winning Actress

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Get into this film classic via The House of The Bocks:

From the same femcee/visionary/weave sculptress/aspiring actress who brought us the bonafide classic, “Shit’n on You Hoe,” comes a heart-warming, thrilling tale that has critics already speculating that the short film will take the Sundance Film Festival by storm. Tyler Perry is said to already be in talks with the upcoming superstar in regards to buying the rights to the story and transforming it into a full length feature film, produced, written, and starring Perry himself.

YouTube Clip of the Day

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Prophetess Charlette is at it again folks! Never one to use her own Apple products [recessionista], she travels around to various Apple stores using their equipment to spread her message of love and spirituality.

In the today’s clip, Prophetess Charlette is dressed in a lime green shirt with matching headdress to give us some Nigerian fever. She only shows a bit though, as she has a dancing class and is saving her best moves for her students. Also, peep the music in the background: It is her movie track “Nigerian Hustle” that she created at the Apple store. Look at the people in the background watching her break the 4th wall. Girl, you so talented!

Friday Fuckery: Introducing Bobby Rush

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Just look at what landed in my inbox via Crunkland’s own Dr. What! Call Kim Zoliack, I think we’ve found her new Dallas Austin.

Now Fresh, if you gone post those old hoes cuttin up you gotta post my round Bobby Rush. They’re the fkn reason why he sings. Dude has a song called “G-String (and a Toothbrush)” and a song called “Night Fishin.” I dare not mention he has a song called “I’m Tired of That Who Said Mess.” He exists because they exist without him, there would be no him. In the words of The Last Mr Biggs, chuuuch. He most definitely is assisting the devil.

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Crunkland Submitted Fuckery: More Bony M

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I saw you post on the fantabulous Boney M and had to google him, to get a piece of his greatness. The following masterpiece came up in the search. He’s showing those back-up whores how it’s should be done. Talk about some GOT DAMN DANCING! Somebody give this man a hand.

- – Kang Shit of Turd Mountain

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YouTube Clip of the Day

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Today’s clip is dedicated to the unfortunate souls who still don’t know the skills that Geisha posses outside of the vocal booth. The USA flea market, where amazing happens.

S Beezy Tells Pres. Obama No But Yes To Oprah

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86811581.thumbnail S Beezy Tells Pres. Obama No But Yes To Oprah

Susan Boyle declined the opportunity to meet President Barack Obama because of the rules of Britain’s Got Talent. Damn, damn, damn!

Susan and her beautiful eye brows were invited to attend the prestigious White House Correspondent’s Dinner in Washington on Saturday night by the Prez. [he's said to be a big fan]  but the singer chose to stay at home, wash her hair, play with her kitty [you so nasty] Pebbles, and watch Britain’s Got Talent.

A representative of Britain’s Got Talent said that she was not able to attend the dinner as none of the acts on the show are able to attend events until after the contest has ended. S Beezy appeared on Oprah via satellite on Monday to discuss her newfound fame and makeover.

More Gangsta Music

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Since being introduced to the awesomeness that is Namata I have been bumping his shit hard. Do you know how good his music sounds when being blasted through six 12′s?! I can smoke all day to this, and I don’t even smoke. This nigga a G.