Quween guarded Former Golden Girls star Betty White from the paparazzi as she made her way to her car outside of a medical building. Get into the t-shirt she is wearing and call me in the morning.
I have no idea as to why Ryan Seacrest and other executive producers of trash television have not scooped Quween and put her up in a suite at the LaQuinta to make sure she is safe and secure for her spot amongst television royalty. Eddie Griffin’s tales of money mishandling, Neffe’s paternity tests, and the OMG Girlz would all take a back seat to the fuckery that Quween and her “celebrity protection agency” stand to offer. You gotta respect someone who is out there grinding daily for cans of Purina and YouTube stardom. I know I do.
They say you have to look to the past in order to see the future.
We don’t take that saying lightly here at Crunk and Disorderly. Its important, no imperative that we reflect on the fuckery that came before these modern times filled with stuck-up trannies [Ciara], attention-seeking bowties [Chris and Tristan] and scandalous heathens [Lil Mama at the MTV awards]. Without further adieu, click play on one of our favorite YouTube vids. Crackheads never cease to amuse me.
The children can get sick and filthy over this if they please but deep down inside they know that if Beyonce ever decides to give her take on what happened with Taylor and Kanye it would sound exactly like this.
Nala West sent me a video of a mash-up she produced a couple of days ago but I couldn’t log off her YouTube channel without first taking a look at her caress her dog’s nut sack. Random shit in Crunkland absolutely get better with time and is a welcome break from celebrities whoring for propaganda.
Put em all in a cup, drink it up like Lil’ Kim, drink them babies up! Oh Nala, I’m going to post whatever the fuck I want to on my page, too. It is my deepest prayer that one day the public fully appreciates this woman’s raw talent. Until then, we wait.
Mark Indelicato may be a babe on sound stages in Hollywood but he is nothing short of a seasoned vet when it comes to giving the kids something they can cherish. That something being unadulterated fever. While Uncle Cecil was out playing second fiddle to Kim Kardashian in Los Angeles, the ‘Ugly Betty’ star twerked and werked his way around Manhattan, pausing only to treat himself to a cupcake and hail a cab. Get you a piece, whore!
In lieu of posting the “Ruin This Town” [not a typo] video I present this high quality fever instead.
And just like that my life has purpose again. Yours should too.
With a heads full of luster, Scar and Smurfette mixed it up with the Peep Toe Slingbacks Queen on Wednesday night in New York City at The September Issue premiere after party at The Museum of Modern Art. The shrimp were crisp and cool and the atmosphere filled with plenty of high dramar [again, not a typo or at least in Dwight Eubanks' world].
Get into this film classic via The House of The Bocks:
From the same femcee/visionary/weave sculptress/aspiring actress who brought us the bonafide classic, “Shit’n on You Hoe,” comes a heart-warming, thrilling tale that has critics already speculating that the short film will take the Sundance Film Festival by storm. Tyler Perry is said to already be in talks with the upcoming superstar in regards to buying the rights to the story and transforming it into a full length feature film, produced, written, and starring Perry himself.
Prophetess Charlette is at it again folks! Never one to use her own Apple products [recessionista], she travels around to various Apple stores using their equipment to spread her message of love and spirituality.
In the today’s clip, Prophetess Charlette is dressed in a lime green shirt with matching headdress to give us some Nigerian fever. She only shows a bit though, as she has a dancing class and is saving her best moves for her students. Also, peep the music in the background: It is her movie track “Nigerian Hustle” that she created at the Apple store. Look at the people in the background watching her break the 4th wall. Girl, you so talented!
Just look at what landed in my inbox via Crunkland’s own Dr. What! Call Kim Zoliack, I think we’ve found her new Dallas Austin.
Now Fresh, if you gone post those old hoes cuttin up you gotta post my round Bobby Rush. They’re the fkn reason why he sings. Dude has a song called “G-String (and a Toothbrush)” and a song called “Night Fishin.” I dare not mention he has a song called “I’m Tired of That Who Said Mess.” He exists because they exist without him, there would be no him. In the words of The Last Mr Biggs, chuuuch. He most definitely is assisting the devil.
I saw you post on the fantabulous Boney M and had to google him, to get a piece of his greatness. The following masterpiece came up in the search. He’s showing those back-up whores how it’s should be done. Talk about some GOT DAMN DANCING! Somebody give this man a hand.
