Out of curiosity, would it break your heart if you found out Swizz Beatz was really trying to holla at Shar Jackson on the low? She is a thick legged one. Moesha’s homegirl and some of her best chicas hit up the Night School 4 Girls Stripping and Pole Dancing Class inside Las Vegas club Excalibur on Saturday to brush up on their twerk skills.

Fun way to spend a night out with the girls! Just don’t invite the 45 and up crowd from Basketball Wives LA . . .

Shortly after the end of her gold-selling R&B act Floetry, singer, songwriter, and producer Marsha Ambrosius — whose biggest claim to fame as a writer is Michael Jackson’s Top 20 hit “Butterflies” — signed with Dr. Dre’s Aftermath label. Nothing came from the short-lived alliance. However, Ambrosius eventually signed with J Records, where she finally released her first official solo album, Late Nights & Early Mornings. (itunes)

READ THE REVIEW FOR LATE NIGHTS & EARLY MORNINGS OVER AT CONCRETE LOOP!

People tend to take themselves way too seriously on the internet. Thankfully today’s clip is not one of those dreadful occurrences. Save your shade for another day ['cause that's not Snoop from The Wire in the Rocawear jacket] and get into this hilarious parody of “On To The Next One” dedicated to my sole favorite thing on this planet – - food.

Freeze. Somebody bring me back some rice and peas.

Submitted for your approval by Crunkster Ms. Coco, today’s dose of medicine [say it like Plies] boasts the zest of four lemons.

If Dariel were available to comment Fashion Police style on Mercy’s Kabbalah Center outfit he would most likely throw shade before trying to adopt the little one away from Madonna  to try to extend his “brand” beyond The Frankie & Neffe Show. I’m sure you understand.

While having a mouth full of golds and penchant for trousers that fall below your waist’s Mason-Dixon Line will get you a hot date with Lauren London but it won’t get you any respect from your elders!

American Idol’s 28-year age limit may have cut 62-year-old General Larry Platt’s dreams of making it to Hollywood short but the impact his song “Pants On The Ground” will have on pop culture this year is a rather nice parting gift.

Raise your right hand a repeat after me:

“Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground / With the gold in your mouth, hat turned sideway, pants hit the ground / Call yourself a cool cat, looking like a fool, walkin’ downtown with your pants on the ground!”

Feeling groggy at your desk? Instead of reaching for a 5 Hour Energy Shot grab allow this stripper to perk you up instead. Pedro, go pick up your application now! [NSFW]

We have all been guilty of reciting lines from our favorite movies but this was like being invited to the VIP section in the upper room. Get into it! Black America’s got talent!

What you want me to do? I can almost guarantee that the over the top dramatic cunt raw emotion, wall crawling, make-up, wigs, and robotic dance moves will be just the same.

After enjoying a refreshing taste [or hit] of his vice of choice, the newly appointed Mayor of Crunkland soulfully belts out his own special rendition of Michael Jackson’s “You Are Not Alone” in today’s clip. Why can’t my trips to the Variety Store be this eventful is the only question I ask.

I would pay my weight in hog maws and dumplings to have him make a visit to my Sunday School class and teach the children “Joyful, Joyful.”

Thanks Big Lil’ Kim!