Your Daily Tang Multivitamin
Submitted for your approval by Crunkster Ms. Coco, today’s dose of medicine [say it like Plies] boasts the zest of four lemons.
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Quick Flicks: Fresh For The Kabbalah Center
If Dariel were available to comment Fashion Police style on Mercy’s Kabbalah Center outfit he would most likely throw shade before trying to adopt the little one away from Madonna to try to extend his “brand” beyond The Frankie & Neffe Show. I’m sure you understand.
Rewind: Pants On The Ground, Pants On The Ground!
While having a mouth full of golds and penchant for trousers that fall below your waist’s Mason-Dixon Line will get you a hot date with Lauren London but it won’t get you any respect from your elders!
American Idol’s 28-year age limit may have cut 62-year-old General Larry Platt’s dreams of making it to Hollywood short but the impact his song “Pants On The Ground” will have on pop culture this year is a rather nice parting gift.
Raise your right hand a repeat after me:
“Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground / With the gold in your mouth, hat turned sideway, pants hit the ground / Call yourself a cool cat, looking like a fool, walkin’ downtown with your pants on the ground!”
YouTube Clip of the Day
Feeling groggy at your desk? Instead of reaching for a 5 Hour Energy Shot grab allow this stripper to perk you up instead. Pedro, go pick up your application now! [NSFW]
Your Daily Tang Multivitamin
We have all been guilty of reciting lines from our favorite movies but this was like being invited to the VIP section in the upper room. Get into it! Black America’s got talent!
No Shade Zone: An Unofficial Sneak Peek At Beyonce + Lady Gaga’s “Video Phone”
What you want me to do? I can almost guarantee that the over the top dramatic cunt raw emotion, wall crawling, make-up, wigs, and robotic dance moves will be just the same.
YouTube Clip of the Day
After enjoying a refreshing taste [or hit] of his vice of choice, the newly appointed Mayor of Crunkland soulfully belts out his own special rendition of Michael Jackson’s “You Are Not Alone” in today’s clip. Why can’t my trips to the Variety Store be this eventful is the only question I ask.
I would pay my weight in hog maws and dumplings to have him make a visit to my Sunday School class and teach the children “Joyful, Joyful.”
Thanks Big Lil’ Kim!
