Michelle Williams Finally Breaks Free From The Wig Crypt

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In a statement released by her publicist, Michelle Williams announced that she has decided to part ways with Music World Entertainment and manager Mathew Knowles after “much prayer.” Tenitra better hurry up and flee the scene and not look back before she turns into a pillar of salt!

“After much prayer and consideration I have decided to part ways from my management team, Mathew Knowles and Music World Entertainment. From my time in Destiny’s Child to my solo career, I am grateful for everything Mathew and his team has done for me. We’ve shared great success together. However, as I move in a new direction in my career, I felt it was time. I wish Mathew Knowles and the Music World Entertainment family all the best.”

The announcement is another pile of shit on the front step of Mathew Knowles. His professional and personal life has undoubtedly seen better days.

statement & image via That Grape Juice

Your Prayers For Gary Coleman Were Answered! And It Has Nothing To Do With Lotion!

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Before you log on Twitter talking tough about Gucci Mane’s lips, bow in the presence of greatness.

Gary Coleman is said to be doing well after being rushed to a Los Angeles hospital Wednesday after suffering an apparent seizure. His agent Robert Malcolm says that G-Spot, who has had two kidney transplants, was hospitalized as a precaution and should be released after some routine dialysis.

Don’t go into the light! Who cares if it leads to a bottle of Lubiderm?

The 41 year old actor was in town for a meeting with producers of his upcoming movie Midgets vs. Mascots to discuss a troublesome scene involving his . . . wait for it . . . love muscle.

“He was very upset to cancel this meeting . . . because there’s a shot of a penis in the film,” added the agent. “Supposedly it’s his, and he’s not happy with it.”

Quick Flicks: The 2010 People’s Choice Awards

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The stars were shining bright on Wednesday night as celebrities gathered at the 2010 People’s Choice Awards in Los Angeles. Mariah Carey stumbled walked away with a statue for favorite R&B artist while the kids from Glee snagged Favorite New TV Comedy honors. Click here for the full list of winners.

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The Abominable Snowman Has Nothing For This

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My Curious Case of the Cottles have me feeling almost as awful as Mama T-Pain’s quick weave looks [almost] but the possibility of  Aretha’s titty balls emancipating themselves from mental slavery has perked me up for now.

With a choir backing her up and her nipples swinging lower than a sweet chariot, the love of Catfish Wilkerson’s life brought the house [and thankfully not the stage] down at the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting event on Wednesday night. Rachel Zoe, get you a piece whore!

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Buzz Notes: Eat Grilled Chicken And Be Merry – - Again

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Great news from the capital of Zamunda today. KFC has cooked up another batch of their free grilled chicken promotion but only this time without the promise of rain checks. There. Will. Be. Blood.

KFC’s latest freebie will be minus Oprah Winfrey’s star power from a May giveaway. And KFC President Roger Eaton promises there won’t be any of the problems when a free grilled chicken coupon on Oprah’s Web site overwhelmed the chain and some outlets ran out of chicken.

The freebie is set for one day only this Monday, when more than 5,000 KFCs will give every U.S. customer a free piece of grilled chicken.

This will be the third time in six months that the chain is offering a giveaway to promote the chicken that debuted nationally last spring.

Jacking For Posts: Terrence Howard Reminds You To Wash Your Hands,

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From The House of Best Week Ever:

Listen up, Philadelphia — remember to WASH YOUR HANDS. Here’s actor Terrence Howard pointing with words around him indicating that you should do so! I imagine Mr. Howard’s inner-monologue in this photo sounds a little something like this.

Promo Trail: Celebs Promote ‘Precious’ At The 2009 Toronto International Film Festival

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Not everyone was in New York City for the VMAs or to sit front row at the She By Sheree fashion show. Oprah, Tyler Perry. Mariah Carey, Mary J. Blige, and others were busy in Canada promoting the upcoming film ‘Precious’ at the 2009 Toronto International Film Festival. Here is what Crunkland newbie Gess Me had to say about the movie:

I’m new to the site and came across this trailer for a movie starring Mo’Nique and Mariah Carey that actually looks good! No really! Even’s Tyler Perry’s association with it doesn’t seem to have ruined it. Don’t worry. I didn’t see Madea anywhere in the trailer. Besides, Oprah’s involved with the project and you know she’ll only tolerate so much coonery. After seeing the trailer, I have to say I’m proud of Mo’Nique, Mariah, AND Tyler. You see what happens when we allow ourselves to be great? We get, you know, greatness and sh*t. Anyway, the movie already has a buzz about it that includes talk of Oscars for Mo’Nique’s performance. Let’s just hope someone finally introduces her to a 10-pk of Bic Classic Lady shavers before her stroll down the red carpet! Check out the trailer and share with The Bocks, if you like.

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