Freshalina’s Neck of The Woods – Gettin’ To The Bread (Episode Two)

Not that you should care but this month was fucking terrible for me on so many levels. Yeah, I’m glad that I lived to fight another day but I’m glad it’s almost over.

Listen to me rant about Terio, my hate for Facebook niggas, wanting to practice the choregraphy from Aaliyah’s “Are You That Somebody” music video with Drake, Kim and Kanye’s Vogue cover and more by pressing play!

Spotted: Lauryn Hill Shows Love To Her Fans

lauryn hill spotted Spotted: Lauryn Hill Shows Love To Her Fans

I am going to skip over the obvious shade about the post-traumatic effects of island dick and accentuate the positives. Lauryn Hill was all smiles as she posed for pictures with fans backstage at the 21st Annual 9 Mile Music Festival and Food Drive held at the Miami-Dade County Fairgrounds on Saturday (January 16).

I see you pinning pictures from this post to your Icons To Emulate Through Fashion board on Pinterest, Solange.

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Finally Some Good News: Steven Tyler Is Still Snatching Wigs, One Follicle At A Time

steve2 Finally Some Good News: Steven Tyler Is Still Snatching Wigs, One Follicle At A Time

When Plies asked all the Bust it Babies of Twitter “What that pussy was for Halloween?” it took every ounce of restraint for me not to reply that it came to my man’s the company costume party dressed as Steven Tyler.

Go ahead and do yourself the favor and right click to save all of the photos in this post. You know, in the event that you ever need a reference as to what good wet wet looks like in the upcoming winter months.

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News Break: Man Enters Burning House To Rescue Beer

header1 News Break: Man Enters Burning House To Rescue Beer

Picture this with a Kodak Instamatic: Six adults and two young children were inside watching television (‘Scandal’ watch party I presume) when the room began filling with smoke. After the kids were rescued and everyone made it outside safely, a man walking with the assistance of a cane went back in the burning house to retrieve something he left behind — his drank. No nuts, no fucking glory.

“I told them to get the kids out and everything, and me myself, being an alcoholic, I was trying to get my beer out,” said Walter Serpit of Columbus, Georgia. “I went back into the house like a dummy and the door shut on me because this back draft was about to kill me.”

However, Walt Baby Love Triple Sec OG managed to save an armful of beer cans as he escaped the home without getting burned. Please join me in giving this man a real nigga standing ovation, 21-gun salute and a garlic crab tray from Duval Seafood.

Watch the news report below.

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Finally Some Good News: Aretha Franklin Is Ready To Serve Victoria’s Secret Angel Realness

Aretha Franklin is back on the scene with a slim figure following a summer-long recovery. Catfish Wilkerson’s temptation emerged from her illness at a media day event in Detroit this week. “The side effects were rough,” she revealed about the treatments she had to endure for an undisclosed illness. “But I’m glad to be back in it!”

Ladies, hide your men and barely legal sons, ReRe The Body has a history of being on the frisky side. Let’s cross our fingers for a collab with Trina on her next album.

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Tumblr Won’t Let Drake Be Great

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If you thought Twitter was the only place your favorite uncooked waffle colored rapper (not discussing you this time around, J.Cole) was receiving premium flack you are sadly mistaken, mi amigo. Some comical genius complied a list of “Drake is the type of nigga” one liners and posted it to Tumblr — and I laughed so hard my body shaper got caught under one of my fat rolls when it came jigging across my dashboard.

I almost didn’t make it.

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