Despite all the shit I talk about Jamie Foster Brown I secretly love her because she reminds me of the head usher at my church who hasn’t permed her edges since The Wayans Bro. went off the air but is always rocking a fresh silky drawstring ponytail. Hallelujah any how.

Sister 2 Sister editor Jamie Foster Brown chatted it up with T.I. and Maino for the December 2008 issue. The rappers turned the interview table on Brown after she received a random text from Bishop Don Magic Juan. After Brown reveals that the world famous pimp has given her expensive gifts in the past and she has even had a peak at his personal bathrobe Clifford gives a stern warning for any fellas who attempt to get close to his little piggy.

Side bar: That futon looks uncomfortable as hell! Bobby Brown probably wouldn’t even sleep on it.

[Video via Straight From The A]

After pimping out America’s Next Top Model transgender contestant Isis King for publicity Ty Ty Baby is now giving back to the budding model by paying for her gender reassignment surgery. That’s right people, the pimping doesn’t stop once the panel at judging sends your ass home.

The 22-year-old hasn’t gone under the knife because she couldn’t afford the $20,000-$35,000 price tag.

“I feel like I really was born in the wrong body, and it’s just the one thing that makes me feel uncomfortable,” she said.

[Insert sad Lil' Mama face] That what it must feel like to be a woman with nuts. I really feel ashamed now for slandering Tameka Foster for all these years now.

The photoshop disaster that I posted of our beloved Nippy is false! Her record label reps sent over the following statement this morning:

The allegedly “new” Whitney Houston album cover circulating throughout the internet is not a legitimate album cover for Ms. Houston’s forthcoming Arista disc. Ms. Houston is still recording and we look forward to unveiling new music along with the official album cover in due time.
RCA Music Group
(J Records, Arista, RCA Records)

Thanks you Theola [sweet name!] for clearing that shit up. Not that its going to change anything since her next record will still sound like this:

There is only one person who can recap last night’s season premiere episode of Keyshia Cole: The Way It Is and he goes by the name of Rich Juzwiak. For me to offer up my own would be a waste of time and totally unfair to Frankie’s legacy.

I am keeping my fingers, toes and eyes crossed [Bob Whitfield style] that he blesses the masses with a post dedicated to Frankie’s wig. I haven’t been this entertained since Being Bobby Brown, and that shit should speak volumes.

BET, thank you for finally getting it right. When it comes to showing former crack addicts in a negative light [need I bring up Whitney Houston's appearance on the BET Awards back in 2001 ] no one does it quite like you!

I hope you have plenty of water available because Honey this just isn’t one pill its a whole damn vitamin pack!

You will have to excuse any typos that come with this post since I am still trying to pull myself together! Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member NeNe’s go to gay husband Dwight will star in his own reality show tentatively titled Behind The Purple Door.

I don’t know many details surrounding the show but whenever it hits the air [or internet] I will be sure to bask in the ambiance. Thanks Ice for shooting the video in my inbox’s snatch!

I think this quote is a throwback from an interview Bust It Creole did a few years back but I had to supplement my daily yaki intake with something. Besides, I was really just looking for any excuse to use this gif again.

“She was asking me something and I started singing while she was talking to me. And there were some really cute guys in the store who were noticing me, and I was like, ‘Oh yeah! I’m hot!’ And my mom said, ‘I’m talking to you’. And I kept singing. And so she smacked me - slapped me in my face, so hard.”

“And my dad said, ‘What are you doing?’ Because I didn’t get spankings growing up. They didn’t believe in that. My mom says, ‘She thinks she’s hot stuff ‘cos her single is out. Nobody cares about that! You are still my child. I brought you into this world, I can take you out of it! Now go sit in the car’. But it was the best thing she could have ever done to me because for the first time I realized I was losing sight of what was important.”

- -  Captain Creole on Mama Tina keeping her ass in check

My friend in the head FreddyO filmed his Granny’s reaction to a random bust it baby’s club attire that will surely make you smile. I may have to fire up my own camera after this!

My heart belongs to MK from Dlisted forever.

Mah Boo Anderson Cooper confessed his love for “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” while talking to Ellen today. This is just reason #4,568 on why Mah Boo and I should wed immediately. NeNe can be my maid of honor and Kim’s wig can be our flower girl.

In the clip above (skip to 2:30), Mah Boo tells Ellen, “I like to keep abreast of the Real Housewives of Atlanta.” More like apeen.

Mah Booh also doesn’t understand why Ellen isn’t obsessed with the raggedy peaches of Georgia. He asks her, “What have you been doing? So you don’t know anything about NeNe?” And then he goes on to purr, “Oh, honey, I don’t even know where to begin with NeNe!”