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News Break: Beyonce Sat In Ass Juice. Amber Lamps. Bring Dem.

Posted by Fresh on March 16, 2010

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If you see a creole hanging their head in sorrow today know that it has nothing to do with Queen Crab Etouffee offering her sacred honey bun to an unworthy trout and everything to do with the following.

If parts of the new Lady Gaga/Beyoncé Video Telephone ring a bell with gay porn fans, it’s because two high-profile gay porn movies (Big Rig from Buckshot and Dare from Falcon) were filmed on the very same set. We hope they wiped off Jason Crew’s butt juice off this banquette before Beyoncé sat in it.

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You can read more about the connection over at The Gossip Jacker [NSFW] but please be advised of  Jason Colby Taylor’s sausage vying for a spotlight on Food Network. Guys Big Bite, indeed!

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Fever Pitch: Dwight Eubanks vs. Malik So Chic

Posted by Fresh on March 2, 2010

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Dwight Eubanks and the latest rage here in Crunkland Malik So Chic turned the Let’s Talk About Pep’s Nose season finale viewing party into the biggest movie ever, tentatively titled Traces of My Nude Lipstick. I just want your extra time and your . . . kiss!

WHO IS STEAMING UP THE GLASS POT LID MORE?

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Back & Fourth: J. Lo Parts Ways With Record Company

Posted by Fresh on February 23, 2010

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Months after introducing her ass to the American Music Awards stage Jennifer Lopez has parted ways with her longtime label, Sony’s Epic Records. Try to keep your composure, there are small children around.

Justin: The internet is so messy, sad, and unpredictable just like Jennifer’s music career.

Fresh: Just when the world was gearing up for her triumphant return, this happens.

Justin: Her triumphant fail. Natalie’s chin has a better chance of garnering a record deal than J. Lo.

Fresh: She wore that catsuit on New Year’s Eve for nothing.

Justin: You talking about that catsuit that just sat up on her like Lil Kim’s wigs, just non existent and not serving a purpose?

Fresh: Yup, that one. Those twins better start looking for work soon.

Justin: They don’t have to find work that soon… Marc Anthony still makes money as the face of Anorexia Anonymous.

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C+D Stocking Stuffers: The Rack Trap

Posted by Fresh on January 28, 2010

cancer C+D Stocking Stuffers: The Rack Trap

It’s never too early to get a jump start on your Christmas shopping!

Designed for women-on-the-go who like to remain hands free, The Rack Trap is a hypo-allergenic pocket that attaches on the inside of  your bra that is capable of carrying cash, credit cards, and even condoms for all of you out there looking to make a few coins in the parking lot after the club shut downs.

I vote yes! I have been guilty of walking around with  Bank of America and Verizon towers under my floppy disks when purses are a no go for years. Don’t judge me. If this thing doesn’t smush Newports you already know Megan Good and Amber Rose will fight over the title of  official spokeswoman.

Shouts out to Glowstick Maker for bringing this into my world!

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Michelle Williams Finally Breaks Free From The Wig Crypt

Posted by Fresh on January 13, 2010

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In a statement released by her publicist, Michelle Williams announced that she has decided to part ways with Music World Entertainment and manager Mathew Knowles after “much prayer.” Tenitra better hurry up and flee the scene and not look back before she turns into a pillar of salt!

“After much prayer and consideration I have decided to part ways from my management team, Mathew Knowles and Music World Entertainment. From my time in Destiny’s Child to my solo career, I am grateful for everything Mathew and his team has done for me. We’ve shared great success together. However, as I move in a new direction in my career, I felt it was time. I wish Mathew Knowles and the Music World Entertainment family all the best.”

The announcement is another pile of shit on the front step of Mathew Knowles. His professional and personal life has undoubtedly seen better days.

statement & image via That Grape Juice

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Your Prayers For Gary Coleman Were Answered! And It Has Nothing To Do With Lotion!

Posted by Fresh on January 7, 2010

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Before you log on Twitter talking tough about Gucci Mane’s lips, bow in the presence of greatness.

Gary Coleman is said to be doing well after being rushed to a Los Angeles hospital Wednesday after suffering an apparent seizure. His agent Robert Malcolm says that G-Spot, who has had two kidney transplants, was hospitalized as a precaution and should be released after some routine dialysis.

Don’t go into the light! Who cares if it leads to a bottle of Lubiderm?

The 41 year old actor was in town for a meeting with producers of his upcoming movie Midgets vs. Mascots to discuss a troublesome scene involving his . . . wait for it . . . love muscle.

“He was very upset to cancel this meeting . . . because there’s a shot of a penis in the film,” added the agent. “Supposedly it’s his, and he’s not happy with it.”

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Quick Flicks: The 2010 People’s Choice Awards

Posted by Fresh on January 6, 2010

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The stars were shining bright on Wednesday night as celebrities gathered at the 2010 People’s Choice Awards in Los Angeles. Mariah Carey stumbled walked away with a statue for favorite R&B artist while the kids from Glee snagged Favorite New TV Comedy honors. Click here for the full list of winners.

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