Archive for the 'Fevah' Category
Posted by Fresh on August 25, 2008
Shar Jackson’s mother murdered you hoes in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit at her daughter’s birthday party in Vegas over the weekend.
Shhh, be quiet. The freakum wig and Antthony Mark Hankins ensemble is speaking to my soul right now. There’s something very comforting about this woman. I bet if you are hungry for boiled peanuts and other dollar tree delectables after church services she’s your woman. You know she has a pickled pig foot in her Kate Spade purse on deck as we speak.
Posted by Fresh on August 19, 2008
Retiree Rose Conrad elevated the children in her photoshoot for NY Mag while Hollywood publicistBenny Medina [photographed with Gayle King] looked like he was going to drop down low and sweep the floor with it and any moment at a party for L.A. Reid earlier this month. Who is steaming up the glass pot lid more?
Posted by Fresh on August 11, 2008
Lil’ Kim flaunted her post-op poak chops in Sweden [no seriously] over the weekend while Iggy Pop let his raw emotion flow at the Virgin Mobile festival in Baltimore. Who is steaming up the glass pot lid more?
Posted by Fresh on August 6, 2008
Drop down low and sweep the floor with it! Tang Master Tyson gave the children an all you can eat buffet serving of fever at the 6th Annual National Underwear Day event [girls all pause] on Tuesday.
The flared nostrils, the man cleavage . . . I can’t. He looks like he should be working in somebody’s salon applying pre-perm base treatment to women’s hairlines and rinsing out conditioner.
Posted by Fresh on July 28, 2008
I absolutely hate myself for making you choose between these two bad bitches. Not bad meaning bad but bad meaning being the proud owner of that good good! If it’s any consolation I went back and fourth with myself on if I should even do this post for an entire 17 seconds. Who is steaming up the glass pot lid more?
I wasn’t sure if that was a ball sack or what under Miss Honay’s skirt so I strategically placed a star on her blueberry yum yum region. Click here for the uncircumcised edition. Ooh you so funkay and hawt!
Posted by Fresh on July 27, 2008
Don’t tell LaMichael but if Corbin Bleu offered to give me a mammogram I would take him up on it. I have an entire bottle of Carol’s Daughter almond cookie butter cream [no Pretty Ricky] just waiting to be cracked open.
I usually go missing in action like I’m Aunt Viv’s hairline on the weekend but since I’ve been working on my personal blog [more on that later] I have been sitting in front my computer for the last 3 hours suffer from fevah dehydration. Luckily I quenched my thirst on these flicks of Corbizzie.
Just call him The First 48 because he always kills hoes on every episode. Get into this!
Posted by Fresh on July 25, 2008
Smokey Robinson donned a man blouse and a pair of Mama Tina’s freakum HSN trousers at the 30th Annual Seaside Summer Concert Series on Thursday night. Although his nuts were probably al dente by the time he walked off stage Mr. Robinson gets major points for making a garment out of a box of old crochet pot holders from the Goodwill.
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Posted by Fresh on July 24, 2008
Yesterday’s entry was just a taste of honey but today I’m back with the whole beehive! Sly Stone was radiating so much fever at George Clinton’s birthday party that a sequel had to be released. Do you have any panty pudding yet?
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