Heaven, I’m in heaven!
The sexiness inhabited in this post is dedicated to a very special reader [you know who you are] that bitches about the lack of updates on weekends. I drop everything I do to partake in hoe shit in my down time! You should know that by now.
Please say something nice.
The scene on the red carpet at Tuesday’s Open Artists With Open Arms party was a sight to behold. There were no shortage of people dropping down low and sweeping the floor with their pussies. You call it a dramatic cunt fall out but I like to think of it as art.
The always tang Bobby Trendy did his best hoe couture poses for cameras while host Alec Mapa gave the children hell in his hot pants and ruby red sequined vest. Who steamed up the glass pot lid more?
My fairy godmother the Black Plague a/k/a Andre Leon Talley [pictured with Rachel Roy] sprinkled zest at Diddy’s party celebrating his L’Uomo Vogue cover while popular designer Zac Posen made sure the kids were aware of his presence. Who steamed up the glass pot lid more?
True story, these pictures of Norwood Young made my uterus fall out my magical triangle like an after-birth sack. Shit like that doesn’t happen everyday!
The only other man who sends my uterus running south of the border is Gaymonn, and his tang has been on extended leave for the past three months or so. Thank God for small miracles like Norwood! The next time I have a sweet tooth at midnight I am going to load this post and lick the screen.
The fantabulus Drama Dupree blessed me with this picture of ANTM panelist and tang master extraordinaire Miss Jay giving one of his fellow zestinites the side-eye at the 2007 Latex Ball in New York City. Keep those side-eyes rolling! I am going to update the Side-Eye Fever page sometime this weekend [if I'm not out doing some hoe shit, of course].
Patrick Wolf [google him baby] released a vile of devastation on all the souls that were in close proximity to the queen at last night’s BT Digital Music Awards in London. This is what the entertainment is like at a Diddy mansion party in Miami, eh?!
I am going to take this opportunity to confess that my eyes immediately went to his tangueray regions while uploading these feverish flicks.
Crunkster Tiffany sent it these pictures of an unknown but zestfully clean young fella flashing his pearly whites while holding it down with his color squad goons. Hey, as long as it keeps him off the pipe [you so nasty] and gang banging in Little Rock [again, you so nasty] I’m all for this extracurricular activity. Now drop down low and sweep the floor with it!