Rocking her No-Fuss Solange Cut, the original Fierce Kitty from Jamaica and Queen-Of-All-Things-Sick-And-Filthy Grace Jones was spotted sunbathing on a rooftop in Rio. Although she looks quite different than she usually does [au natural face and body armpits] her skin is smooth and she still can make the kids scream with her body in middle-age. Niatia Jessica Kirkland, take notes.
Queen Elizabeth cranked her bird while visiting Warburton’s Bakery in a pink First Lady approved hat while Pope Benedict XVI kept it 100 in his red Saturn hat at the weekly general audience in St. Peter’s Square. Who steamed up the glass pot lid more?
Excuse moi but this fuckery trumps whatever Cassie and Rihanna got going on today. If you believe otherwise you are on the wrong website and clearly you have your priorities misaligned. Lay down and get your mind right then come back.
Top Atlanta hairstylist Lawrence just gave me another reason to tune into the upcoming season of the Real Housewives of Atlanta by giving the kids something to duplicate and discuss. This fever is going to spread faster than Mary J. Blige’s Nettie braid! Thank you Freddy O for being a soldier for Christ and sharing!
One thing I can appreciate about this hairstyle is that it doesn’t require more than one or two weave tracks to achieve it.
You know how much a bitch can come out of pocket for some quality remy hair? You have to buy that shit in ounces, and I am being so serious right now. The little lady behind the counter in the beauty supply store never knows if I am talking about hair or all white bricks until I give her the universal yaki world order gang sign. They don’t even sell that shit in the front of the store.
Fucking wow! Sham fucking wow! [c] Creole Pimp
C+D favorite Bobby Trendy was the only blogworthy bitch at Tori Spelling’s book signing party while Melanie Griffith travled to Spain to watch her boo Antonio Banderas take part in a procession over the Easter weekend. Who steamed up the glass pot lid more?
[Mel G flick via Dlisted]
WHY WON’T YOU LET THEM BE GREAT?! [Copyright Kanye West]
It was a fever show down on the red carpet of the NAACP Awards on Thursday night as Norwood Young and Wendell James [remember him?] strutted their respective poak chops. Who steamed up the glass pot lid more?
With all the excitement going on in D.C. its pretty damn easy to forget about our daily bread. Here are a few zestfully clean flicks of Gaymonn [née Andre J] to get you back on track. Tilt back your head and pop these supplements in!
I know this edition of Fever Pitch is a little unbalanced but whenever Verdine White and his Luster’s Moisturizer Hair Lotion approved coif is involved things are bound to get a little hectic.
V Dubb and his boy Phillip Bailey stepped out at the grand opening of the Conga Room at LA Live on Wednesday night in search for some new bitches to tuck under their wings. Look for a ‘look for less’ post later on this week featuring their ensembles.
On some real shit, what is there to say about Paula Abdul that hasn’t already been said? The American Idol judge was spotted last night leaving the Late Show with David Letterman wearing some glittery, bedazzled disaster. Bless her heart. She hasn’t been right since Arsenio had his face in her juice box. Just pray, that’s all we can do. Who steamed up the glass pot lid more?
Andre Leon Talley turned his zest factor all the way up to 10 for the CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund event on Monday night. He switched out his peeped toe flats for a more bold shoe and made a fashion statement on the back of his jacket [check it after the jump].
Designer John Galliano also hit the party with tang on the brain. If Slash from Guns N’ Roses ever received a makeover from the Queer Eye For The Straight Guy squad this would be the end results. Who steamed up the glass pot lid more?
Heaven, I’m in heaven!
The sexiness inhabited in this post is dedicated to a very special reader [you know who you are] that bitches about the lack of updates on weekends. I drop everything I do to partake in hoe shit in my down time! You should know that by now.
Please say something nice.
The scene on the red carpet at Tuesday’s Open Artists With Open Arms party was a sight to behold. There were no shortage of people dropping down low and sweeping the floor with their pussies. You call it a dramatic cunt fall out but I like to think of it as art.
The always tang Bobby Trendy did his best hoe couture poses for cameras while host Alec Mapa gave the children hell in his hot pants and ruby red sequined vest. Who steamed up the glass pot lid more?
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