Usher’s angry kitty moment on TRL while addressing “all the haters” was one of my personal favorite moments in pop culture last year. He really wanted us, the public, to drink the together forever kool-aid but I’m no low budget bitch. I will not consume anything short of the finest tropical flavors Jarritos has to offer but I appreciated the effort.

Relive the moment under the cut. Jonetta knows best!

It’s like the 5th dimension for side-eyes or some shit. And what’s up with Que? I’ve been calling him a fake Chris Brown for years . . . is he going to finally slam Dawn’s head against a car window?  Thanks Kid Fury for the night mares!

If momofukas is getting Arab money then why the fuck does this video look so cheap?  No CGI effects, just nothing but a bunch of your cousins. Or can we at least get some on location shots? I’m saying, if TLC was standing in the middle of the “ocean” in the “Waterfalls” video back in 1995 . . .

Roseanne’s whores for propaganda quote will never die as long as the Kardashian Klan is around.

I have nothing against the K.K. but those broads are more than desperate for the limelight.  If they want the public’s constant attention their just going to have to do some hoe shit like the rest of Hollywood! I can’t tell you how many times their publicists have emailed blogs trying to leak dirt that no one gives two dry pussies about just so they can remain in the relevancy loop.

Beefy Kardashian says that the rumors that she and Jay-Z got hot and heavy in a night club after sharing tequila shots all night are false. But since people are way too smart to have believed the shit any way she’s just bumping her cum catcher for maintenance at this point. I love Beefy, Lord knows I do. I’m just going to need for her to come better than this next time around. Start a rumor about having a relationship with Manute Bol. Now that I can believe.

The gospel version of “Single Ladies” got me thinking back to the time where a preacher man attempted to call out Jay-Z for a “hidden message” on the song “Lucifer.” Little did Passah Mixtape know that the track he was referencing came from Danger Mouse’s mash-up project The Grey Album.

I can’t wait to talk about Reh Dogg and his role in the illuminati at Wednesday night bible study.

Fuck the dress, explain everything else to me! This is white-on-white crime! Simply dreadful, darlings. The TV Guide channel ain’t shit for financing this woman’s botox addiction.

Mo’Nique ain’t shit for this. There are plenty of members on Team Chunk who do the necessary steps to get rid of body hair, there is no excuse for this! I don’t have a problem with women not shaving their legs just as long as they don’t plan on showing them! Keep those shits away from the public eye. We the people cannot and will not approve this message.

This shit hurt my feelings in more ways than a few, and for that reason alone I cannot and will not make any further comment on this situation. Please visit Concrete Loop for more devestating pictures.

I just wanted to take this opportunity to say that I hate this job and everything that comes with it. OPh, this dude looks like a tangy Ed Lover. Thanks for sharing the fuckery Nikki!

Since I’m not fluent in fuckery please translate this shit for me.