“You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job.”
- - Sir Charles explains his rush to bust a nut
According to police reports Barkley told a civilian employee at the processing center that “I’ll tattoo your name on my ass” if it would get him out of the arrest. What’s up wit da cookies?!
Oh how I have missed Crunkland! Listen, I love my relatives just as much as the next Knowles but I’m glad to be back in my own damn house.
But I digress.
Future XXL Eye Candy of the Month and overall dick stiffener Diana Morgan and three other ladies of the night were arrested by Memphis police and charged with selling ass within a mile and a half of a church or school last week. Each suspect has numerous local previous arrests except for one.
Free Diana! The police in M-Town should be out fighting real crime. Eightball and MJG have been impersonating muppets for years and nobody has done shit about it.
This is not a photo shop trick. There aren’t any imaginateers at Pixar that can create this shit.
Just when you thought you were having a less than stellar day in the hair department, tah dah. I suggest that everybody print this shit out and stick it in the corner of their bathroom mirrors. We may not always like what we see in it but clap your hands and tell Jesus thank you that you didn’t get dealt these fucking cards.
For more sexy singles join The Bocks today! [And mail Kid Fury a roots box]
Is this a Derek Blanks exclusive photograph?! He’s done it again.
‘I Want To Work For Diddy’ larger than life [pause] contestant Poprah is looking for love. Are you that somebody?
Do you like big girls? Come on now, really, do you have an affinity for thick chics? Keep It Real, fellas! Well, we have the hottest plus size girl on the planet, and she’s looking for love right now!
If you’ve seen Vh1’s hit show, “I Wanna Work for Diddy”, you know who she is~That’s right the big girl, with big skills and big dreams, and all the sexy. It’s Poprah!!!
She’s in Atlanta right now casting for her own reality show, Big Girls Need Love Too! And she’s looking for a man just like you!
Auditions are this Tues., December 16th, that’s tomorrow, brothers. So you need to email Hollywood South right now for more information. If you are 21 or older, ready to get your swag on reality tv call’em right now. Any race, any style, hip hop, corporate exec, rocker, geek, activist, whatever, it’s all good! Email your phone number and photo to production@hollywoodsouthproductions.com.
“Ready to get your swag on reality tv?” Sweet minty Jesus take me in your arms and protect me! At this point I’m convinced that networks would do a show on the life of a tampon if it meant more ratings.
Please overlook the obvious wonk eye and help me get some shit straight.
Katrina LaVerne purposely left out her house with some Nettie braids / flat twists / whatever in her lace front? Is this what’s hot in the streets now? Are regla people going to attempt to re-create this look? Somebody please help me understand what’s going on here, because all I see is this . . .
Last time we heard from R&B singer Houston he was rambling on and on about men in jail trying to steal booty and his “eye injury.” He was photographed throwing up the best side [are we really still doing this?] in Los Angeles over the weekend. When I showed this picture to one of my friends she said she could see pass [pun intended] his empty eye hole and give him the business.
Um, really?
My thing is this: If this momofuka gougedout his own damn eye imagine what he could do to yours. Exactly.
[Flick via Necole Bitchie]
Poor Vanessa Carlton. First she signs to The Inc. now this tragedy strikes.
I have absolutely no problem with people who enjoy singing in front of their web cams and then broadcasting the shit on YouTube [gives me something to show the family during the holidays] but at least act like you halfway give a damn. Thanks Nia for the clip!
“And I need you [*insert raw emotion filled head shake*] and I miss you.” Boy I hate my job.
Look what the pussy cat dragged in. Al Reynolds and his friend Nicole [that's what we call them now?] attended a party on Wednesday in honor of celebrity photogs Markus Klinko and Indrani in Miami.
The sister seems more interested in her photo op than playing beard if you ask me. VH1 might as well give Allison his own dating competition style show and call it a day. That way he can help fan off rumors about what type of buns he likes to lay his sausage in while extending his 15 minutes.