Not to be out done by Mel B’s abs of steel Queen Donkey made a random appearance at the G.O.O.D Music party in Los Angeles over the weekend. The guest list, which included Tiffany from Oxygen’s Bad Girls Club and Guy Torry, probably was the last reason he was in the spot dressed in all black like the omen. I’ll just chop it up to him looking for some hot trade.
Authorities say a North Carolina teen who was thwarted as he tried to hold up a store with a banana ate the evidence before police could arrive.
Investigators told the Winston-Salem Journal that 17-year-old John Szwalla held the banana under his shirt when he entered 109 Biz Center early Thursday, saying he had a gun and demanding money.
Owner Bobby Ray Mabe says he and a customer jumped Szwalla, holding him until police arrived. While they waited, Mabe says the teen pulled the banana out and ate it.
Mabe says officers took pictures of the banana peel and joked with Szwalla about charging him with destroying evidence.
Szwalla faces one count of attempted armed robbery and remains in jail on a $70,000 bond. Jail officials say he doesn’t have an attorney. [source]
I got no pick-up lines / I stay on the grind / I tell the hoes all the time / bitch get in my car. Thank you Curtis Jackson for this manna from heaven.
Jon Gosselin is firing back at reports that he has been creeping on his wife [again] Kate, whose lives with their eight children are showcased on TLC’s hit reality show “Jon & Kate Plus 8.”
Us Weekly reports that he was overheard calling his alleged outside piece “babe” before urging her to get into the pussy wagon that is the Nissan Nismo as photographers snapped away.
Don’t try to run now! I’m sure that shit was all over Twitter in a matter of seconds. Jon had the following to say in a statement released late Wednesday:
“Like most people, I have male and female friends and I’m not going to end my friendships just because I’m on TV. However, being out with them late at night showed poor judgment on my part. What makes me sick is that my careless behavior has put my family in this uncomfortable position. My family is the most important thing in my life and it kills me that these allegations have hurt them.”
Is Jon wrong for hanging out at the bar with another woman while his wife is out of town?
How dreadful! She is giving the world the same fever Ms. Sophia gave when the police shined that light on her face after sitting jail rotting away all of those years. What crime did this love muffin commit to get thrown in the clink? [Flick via The House of ATL]
My gay husband looked over my shoulder at these flicks and said it best: Coco done ternt into Peggy Bundy chile!
This shit right here reminds me of the scene at the end of The Color Purple when Mistah is slow jigging by himself at Harpo’s talking about “its time to go!” I knew Uncle T’s clock was ticking when he started going back and fourth with Souljah Boy but this just makes me sad.
Radio Killa, Killa, Killa!
Phil Spector was convicted Monday of second-degree murder in the fatal shooting of actress Lana Clarkson in his Alhambra mansion six years ago.
The verdict means Spector, who is known for his work with Tina Turner and The Beatles, faces a mandatory sentence of life in prison with the possibility of parole after 18 years. A judge is expected to sentence him May 29.
This bitch is going down! Cousin Tyrone is going to beat Phil down like some subwoofers. Say something nice!
I almost had to do it, ya’ll. I was thisclose to unfollowing ATLien on Twitter for exposing me to this mess! Yeah she is straight from the A, alright. Ashtray! Dekalb County beauty queens just can’t seem to stay out of trouble. Mary J. Blige don’t you weep, don’t you mourn! Its not your fault she compared you to Bo Peep!
Muggn.com is filled with new glamour shots from your country cousins. Before you scurry off like roaches in search for your next gravatar for The Bocks please say something polite! Allow me to kick things off: Its normally difficult to pull off matching your lipstick and eye shadow but she does it wonderfully! [Glamour shot via Straight From The A]