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Yeehaw! Katt Williams

Katt Williams got his chin checked while performing in Detroit over the weekend after going in hard on a member of an audience who was decked out in a cowboy hat with matching boots. Here’s the scoop via That Bitch:

Spies in the house say the crowd was cracking up until Mr. Cowboy walked up to Kat and bitch slapped him across the face. They say Kat, who was without any sort of entourage, just sat in a corner smoking a cigarette and when someone approached him asking if he was alright, he answered, “Hell naw I ain’t alright! Didn’t you just see that nigga slap me!?”

How dreadful! I thought Katt “retired” from stand-up to focus on his “acting” career. Hit up Necole Bitchie to listen to Katt’s interview with WJLB radio personality Dr. Darius.

Frequent Flyer Fug [*]

Kim Porter Kim Porter

I know a million other online gossip rags have already posted these pictures of Mr. Grinch arriving from LAX from her trip in Spain but it wouldn’t be right if I did not acknowledge her. As I’ve said many times before she was on a Creme of Nature perm box, people. That’s as big as they come in certain parts of the South.

KP hopped a plane back to Los Angeles after hearing about one of Diddy’s weekend back door parties that involved plenty of Ciroc and KY Jelly.

[*] I don’t actually think Kimbo is looking all that fugalicious, it just sounded good in me head.

Quick Quotes

Charles Barkley Charles Barkley Charles Barkley

“You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job.”

- - Sir Charles explains his rush to bust a nut

According to police reports Barkley told a civilian employee at the processing center that “I’ll tattoo your name on my ass” if it would get him out of the arrest. What’s up wit da cookies?!

Mook’s Minute: Get in the Hot Tub, Bitch

Sing Eddie Sing!

Eddie Murphy was also in St. Bart’s, while Beyaki and Jay bitched about Janet, playing an acoustic version of “Party All The Time” to a bunch of blonde hos. The future Riddler also wondered if any were pals of CoCo. See more flicks of Jimmy Early at Just Jared!

News Break

Oh how I have missed Crunkland! Listen, I love my relatives just as much as the next Knowles but I’m glad to be back in my own damn house.

But I digress.

Future XXL Eye Candy of the Month and overall dick stiffener Diana Morgan and three other ladies of the night were arrested by Memphis police and charged with selling ass within a mile and a half of a church or school last week. Each suspect has numerous local previous arrests except for one.

Free Diana! The police in M-Town should be out fighting real crime. Eightball and MJG have been impersonating muppets for years and nobody has done shit about it.

Dawn of the Dead

Dawn Dawn Guest, Dawn + Que

Danity Kane member Dawn celebrated Hallow Peen at her Dusk To Dawn Gala with Chris Brown’s understudy, Chrisette Michelle a/k/a/ the most exciting sanga to come along in 5 years, and others on Wednesday night in New York City.

That’s all I’ve got this time around.

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