Sandman come get this mangy bitch off stage!
The brightest glowstick in the room didn’t get as much as a Hottie blink in her direction from the crowd inside LIV at Fontainebleau on Wednesday night. Talking quietly among themselves about John Mayer’s emotional apology, the audience was noticeably underwhelmed by her presence and probably even a little annoyed.
After being denied access inside Jay-Z’s exclusive star studded birthday bash multiple times, Baller Alert reports that disgraced chief minister of the Turks and Caicos Islands / First Lady Diamond’s sponsor Michael Misick rented a nearby villa and hosted a yacht party for himself instead. I am not much of a celebrity ass kisser but I would rather crack lobsters open with Kanye than fight over the last scoop of potted meat with Rocsi.
*The Black Awareness Rally had more attendees than Flex’s Car Show. That’s one sad Lil’ Mama face by itself.
SAD LIL’ MAMA FACE RATING [OUT OF 5]
Frankie, with her wig made of Sheree’s pubic hair was spotted partying at a nightclub in Atlanta last week. Whooping and hollering with the all the youngins’ has made Frankie quite the socialite in the city’s elite circles [sarcasm].
Hopefully, with her pension from BET, she could invest in more age appropriate clothing and purchase Neffe some birth control. With all the attention on Atlanta now, I think I may pack up my things and move further south. Hell, all you need is $85 in your savings and a rented McMansion, and you too can become a star on cable television. I have dreams people.
Frankie’s beautiful mug via Sandra Rose
The scene outside of the courthouse where rapper C-Murder was found guilty of second-degree murder for shooting a 16-year-old in 2002 was a mess to say the least. There were tears, there were howls of desperation to get President Obama involved in the aftermath of niggatry, and there were bad wigs. My God there were bad wigs.
When writing this post I asked Fresh if it would be appropriate to publish it due to the fact that the person that it is about is not a person of color. Her response: “Hoe shit is hoe shit.” And I totally agree. Now back to the task at hand.
Vanessa Hudgens was caught posing nude on her cellphone for her lover [I know it ain’t Zac cause I don’t think he likes the snatch]. Anyway, someone hacked her cellphone and now the pics have leaked online. This is not her first time being caught for hoe shit, as some while ago she was caught doing the same thing. People, if you are going to capture yourself in your most “open” state, do it with the thought that someone other than the person you are doing it for might see it. Now, her parents and the world knows what her goodies look like.
I blame Disney. Producing all them miniature hoes. Visit The Bocks to get a not safe for work look at that sweet, that funk, that gushy stuff. Well, her micro-tittay balls at least.
Hold up, born in ‘88? How old is that? Old enough. (c) Kanye Omari West – - Fresh
Stephon Marbury had a photographer on hand during his emotional 24-hour webcast earlier this week. Here are a few snap shots for you to pray glimpse over. The purpose of the live stream was to show fans a typical day during the off season but quickly turned into a Vaseline consuming, dramatic cunt fest. Girl, I guess.
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