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That Rihanna Sure Knows How To Pick Em
Sweet Minty Jesus help us all.
In June 2008, actress Felisha Terrell filed a restraining order against the 6′4″, 220-lb. ballplayer — whom she had been living with — accusing him of threatening, intimidating and stalking her. In the papers, the one-time Days of Our Lives star states: “He is violent and I am afraid.”
Rihanna’s friends are afraid, too.
“You’d think after what she went through with Chris, RiRi would be extra careful about learning the background of any man she gets close to,” one of them tells Star. “It’s almost as if she has a dark side of her own — an attraction to bad boys.”
Yahoo also reports that in an application a restraining order Terrell claimed that Matt was “kicked out of a club for fighting with a woman – I am afraid his behaviour will turn towards me since we are no longer dating”.
Rabid Beaver Talks About Making Rihanna’s Face Beat Up His Hands . . . Again
Being “put upon” while trying to build your winter habitat/dam is not a walk in a park. Just ask Crunkland’s favorite fresh water beaver, Chris Brown.
In the above video, which is snippet from the interview with Sway airing 6pm this Friday on MTV , Brown recalls the events that led up to his current predicament. Wearing a cardigan with a button-up shirt* and sweater cap, he seems to be in a trance of sorts while discussing his new album and other bullshit. I only have one question:
*WHERE’S THE FUCKING BOWTIE?!
“My thoughts [when I look back on it now] is like, ‘Why did it happen?’ ” he told MTV News correspondent Sway during an hour-long, one-on-one interview that took place in Brown’s native Virginia. “Like, ‘What was I thinking? What is wrong with you?’ That’s what I’m thinking with myself. That’s what my thoughts are, basically, now.
“It’s like, ‘How do we get past it? How do you, Chris’ — talking to myself — ‘how do you go from point A to point B? How do you learn from your mistakes, turn it into a positive and help other people with the situation, and at the end of the day become the person that you want to be?’ “
Photo-Chopped & Screwed: Curtis’ Cologne Ad
Looking for a quick and easy way to remove bullet wounds, tattoos, and fug? I’m not sure if there is an app for that quite yet but there damn sure is a photoshop brush that can wipe the slate clean.
Ayo technology game proper.
With a body as chiseled as Sheree’s mandible, Curtis is almost unrecognizable in the new ad for his Power By 50 Cent cologne. He has been known to hurl a plasma television or two out of an office window in his day when upset about his business endeavors, so I’m not understanding how we got to this point. This shit looks like a flyer for corporate thug night at Traxx. Nevertheless, Southside til I die . . . or until the check clears.
Shouts out to Gimme Dat Becky [the names just get better and better] for sending this one in!
I’m Just Saying . . .
YOU LIE! © Joe Wilson
Required Reading: Never Mix Business With Pleasure
Crunkfam, why must I cry? Why hast thou forsaken me? And lastly, why have I been the one chosen to deliver all this preposterous ass news to you? I mean, really. This here shit I’m about to report to you is so outlandish and audacious that I had to put it in memorandum format. Yes yes ya’ll, it’s that serious. That said, let’s get it.
Columbus, Ohio. Home of the Ohio State Buckeyes, Shad “Lil Mama” Moss, Bizzy Bone, and…ONE. OF. THE DUMBEST. MUTHA. FUCKAS. ALIVE named Stephfon Bennett. Who dis here bastard you ask? Please allow me to elaborate.
Stephfon Bennett (no kin to Tony) is a menace to society who robs folks for a living. He and his friends live by that MC Eiht motto, “I gots ta get mine, so Imma take yours.” And that’s exactly what they did one Sunday afternoon when they decided to rob the home of Diana Martinez.
Martinez was parking her car in front of her apartment complex and chatting with a friend when Bennett and his insane clown posse barged inside her home and ransacked the place. Once they were done filling their bags with gold, frankincense, and flat screen TV’s, they fled the apartment and ran towards their getaway car. On the way there, Bennett noticed Martinez sitting in her car. For whatever dumb ass reason, he approached the vehicle and pointed a gun at her head through the window. Martinez screamed, flung the car door open, and slammed it into Bennett, creating quite the man down, code ten sitchiation. And here, my friends, is where the shit went left.
David Letterman Testifies About Giving Hoes The Late “Show”
Hoe shit is something that is huge part of the American culture. Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky. Eddie Murphy and Johnny Gill. R. Kelly and middle school girls. Those are situations synonymous with hoe shit. But I never expected David Letterman to join that aforementioned elite group of people who sexual exploits land them in hot water and public scrutiny.
From CNN.com
Letterman made the announcement during taping of the “Late Show.”
“This morning, I did something I’ve never done in my life,” Letterman told his audience, according to a release from Worldwide Pants Inc. “I had to go downtown and testify before a grand jury.”
The 62-year-old funnyman said he received a package three weeks ago from a person who claimed to have information about Letterman’s sexual dalliances, ultimately demanding $2 million to prevent public revelation.
Letterman said he went to the Manhattan District Attorney’s office, which conducted an investigation, and an arrest was made earlier Thursday.
In his grand jury testimony, Letterman said, he revealed the relations with members of his staff.
To tell the truth, I don’t blame the failed extortionist. We are in a recession and you have to “get it how you live.” Besides, Letterman should have been more discreet like Sheree’s nuts during a Derek Blanks photoshoot.
