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Don’t Be ReDICKulous, NeNe. You Know You Liked It!

Posted by Fresh on November 29, 2011

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The male stripper responsible for sky rocketing Mama Joyce’s blood pressure on Sunday night’s episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta called bullshit on NeNe’s dramatic cunt reaction in a telephone call to Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live.

“I actually gave her a lap dance here in Atlanta. She was just egging Kandi’s mom on, I guess to make a scene. She was trying to keep it cool and be reserved,” Redickulous speculated about NeNe’s reaction to his act. “It did kind of upset me and offend me, but, you know, she’s an exotic dancer. She came with an entourage the very first time I danced for her, and they called me over and they had a lot of money and they were tipping me like crazy, and I was doing those same tricks.”

An angry NeNe (is there any other kind?) took to her Twitter today to defend herself (and her delicate constitution).

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How Dreadful: The McRib Contains Same Chemicals As Gym Mats

Posted by Fresh on October 31, 2011

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If BET were to ever take a stab at copying MTV’s The Inferno the first episode of the reality competition should include a challenge involving consuming a McRib and washing it down with a grape flavored Four Loko before completing a 500 yard dash.

Team Chunk you’ve been put on notice.

At face value, the sandwich contains just pork, onions, and pickle slices slathered in barbecue sauce and laid out on a bun. But the truth is, there are roughly 70 ingredients. The bun alone contains 34, says TIME’s Melnick. In addition to chemicals like ammonium sulfate and polysorbate 80, the most egregious may be azodicarbonamide — “a flour-bleaching agent most commonly used in the manufactur[ing] of foamed plastics like gym mats the and soles of shoes.” According to McDonald’s own ingredient list, the bun also includes calcium sulfate and ethoxylated mono- and diglycerides, among other chemicals.

So, what’s the meat made of?

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Centino Kemp: The Opening Act, Headliner and After-Party

Posted by Fresh on August 4, 2011

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Confusing Bishop Eddie Long’s 5th accuser Centino Kemp with Ciara circa “Goodies” era wasn’t on my lists of things to do this morning but I have zero complaints about it happening.

Giving you a smokey eye and nude lip beat, Kemp performed his future Top 40 hit single “Pornography” (now available for purchase on iTunes) after participating in a panel discussion on an array of topics focusing on the subject of homosexuality earlier this week in Atlanta. Watch House Mother Centino go to work and view more pictures after the jump!

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Quick Quotes: Ice-T Praises Wife Coco’s “Impact Area”

Posted by Fresh on December 29, 2010

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“A white guy just asked me seriously . . . Why do brothers love women with big bootys . . . I told him ‘Because that’s the IMPACT AREA. Coco even told me that she was considered fat while she had a 23 inch waist . . . I told here ‘Don’t worry baby, I appreciate that ass!’ My brain always told me . . . If she’s too skinny . . . She probably can’t cook.”

– Ice-T discusses his admiration for wife Coco’s ass on Twitter

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Reggie Bush, Dollicia Bryant, and Darren Sharper: Three Is A Crowd

Posted by Fresh on April 13, 2010

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Reggie Bush has been living it up now that his peen is no longer under contract with Kris Jenner to make scheduled appearances inside of Kim Kardashian. Now gossip hounds around the net are barking that in between partying with Paris Hilton the New Orlean Saints running back  has been secretly romancing popular video vixen Dollicia Bryant. The only problem with that would be that she has been keeping some NFL company herself: Darren Sharper.

Sources tell Bossip:

So me and my friends were eating at Mr. Chow’s in LA tonight and we see Darren Sharper from the superbowl winning team New Orleans Saints walk in with… wait for it…. video chick Dollicia Bryan. Our waiter who is my friend that works there told us he heard that Darren’s ppl were pissed about a story with Reggie dating Dollicia. The waiter said Reggie’s publicist released that to make Kim Kardashian mad. But I guess they didn’t know that Dollicia is Darren’s girlfriend. They left out in the new black Mercedes Benz S550 AMG.

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Hooray For Boobies!

Posted by Fresh on February 1, 2010

This post is one of the rare occasions where tittay gravy being splashed all over the screen won’t result in the head of the IT department calling you into their office for a talk about work appropriate websites. Appreciate it while you can.

Double Fist Pump: Freddy O

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Jacking For Posts: It’s Like A Box Of Chocolates!

Posted by Fresh on December 8, 2009

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If you aren’t familiar with People of Wal-Mart or the hilarious writing style of my long lost twin Kid Fury this jacked post is a grand introduction to both. Come come on the drum come come!

There’s nothing like a good old trip down to Wal-Mart to make your fuckery meter hit code red and burst in delight. Come on, you know you have walked around in that bitch only in hopes of bumping into a tragedy or two. I can always count on finding someone’s mother perusing the frozen food section, wearing a nightie and clutching a Florida Lotto ticket. That’s reason enough for me to head out there on a random weeknight.

Anyway, here are some photos of Wal-Mart shoppers and their variety packs of fun. Don’t forget to bookmark PeopleofWalMart.com for a daily laugh.

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Smash Wars: Kimbo Slice vs. Joe Exclusive

Posted by Fresh on December 7, 2009

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Sunny Delight has gone chocolate! It’s never too early in the morning to maximize the full potential of your panty pudding. On some real shit, don’t ever let anybody try and tell you otherwise.

UFC fighter by day and undeniable heart throb by night Kimbo Slice partied it up in Las Vegas on Saturday while stylist to the stars [okay, Mya] Joe Exclusive celebrated his birthday on Sunday night.

WHAT WILL BE YOUR DRINK OF CHOICE?

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Buzz Notes: More Reality TV Fuckery From Frankie’s Family & Friends

Posted by Fresh on October 28, 2009

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Reality shows for Atlanta’s elite [both pun and shade intended] just keep on keeping on. After appearing on Frankie & Neffe as supporting cast members and in-house security, kid sister Elite and resident quickweave master Dariel  are currently in the process of filming their own reality show.

Translation: They jacked Frankie’s freak flip cam from her bedroom and recorded footage of them acting the fool inside Glady’s Chicken & Waffles and Lenox Square Mall.

Here’s the skinny via Freddy O:

According to Dariel the show is to portray their grind and hustle to make it in this cut throat industry. It will also show that Keyshia does NOT take care of them. Dariel also says that the show will be speaking on issues of how money was stolen from his former management. But the main focus of the show is to show the world his struggle as a hair stylist that is trying to build his brand and clientel. It will also show how Elite is in the studio making her own album, and her search for her dad.

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The Closer: Lil’ Mama 360

Posted by Fresh on August 24, 2009

Never mind that this looks like behind the scenes footage of Kiala Nicole Santi preparing for one of her pageants.

Jealous butch queens need not apply for this summer internship! Painted to the gods and bedazzled to all creation, Lil’ Llama is shutting down the block with an appearance in J’Adore magazine. Grab your fiercest snatch and wrap yourself in the arms of the one that loves you.

Get a bonus piece of Lil’ Mama at KeKe Palmer’s Sweet 16 Party after the jump!

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