This post is one of the rare occasions where tittay gravy being splashed all over the screen won’t result in the head of the IT department calling you into their office for a talk about work appropriate websites. Appreciate it while you can.
If you aren’t familiar with People of Wal-Mart or the hilarious writing style of my long lost twin Kid Fury this jacked post is a grand introduction to both. Come come on the drum come come!
There’s nothing like a good old trip down to Wal-Mart to make your fuckery meter hit code red and burst in delight. Come on, you know you have walked around in that bitch only in hopes of bumping into a tragedy or two. I can always count on finding someone’s mother perusing the frozen food section, wearing a nightie and clutching a Florida Lotto ticket. That’s reason enough for me to head out there on a random weeknight.
Anyway, here are some photos of Wal-Mart shoppers and their variety packs of fun. Don’t forget to bookmark PeopleofWalMart.com for a daily laugh.
Sunny Delight has gone chocolate! It’s never too early in the morning to maximize the full potential of your panty pudding. On some real shit, don’t ever let anybody try and tell you otherwise.
UFC fighter by day and undeniable heart throb by night Kimbo Slice partied it up in Las Vegas on Saturday while stylist to the stars [okay, Mya] Joe Exclusive celebrated his birthday on Sunday night.
Reality shows for Atlanta’s elite [both pun and shade intended] just keep on keeping on. After appearing on Frankie & Neffe as supporting cast members and in-house security, kid sister Elite and resident quickweave master Dariel are currently in the process of filming their own reality show.
Translation: They jacked Frankie’s freak flip cam from her bedroom and recorded footage of them acting the fool inside Glady’s Chicken & Waffles and Lenox Square Mall.
Here’s the skinny via Freddy O:
According to Dariel the show is to portray their grind and hustle to make it in this cut throat industry. It will also show that Keyshia does NOT take care of them. Dariel also says that the show will be speaking on issues of how money was stolen from his former management. But the main focus of the show is to show the world his struggle as a hair stylist that is trying to build his brand and clientel. It will also show how Elite is in the studio making her own album, and her search for her dad.
Never mind that this looks like behind the scenes footage of Kiala Nicole Santi preparing for one of her pageants.
Jealous butch queens need not apply for this summer internship! Painted to the gods and bedazzled to all creation, Lil’ Llama is shutting down the block with an appearance in J’Adore magazine. Grab your fiercest snatch and wrap yourself in the arms of the one that loves you.
Get a bonus piece of Lil’ Mama at KeKe Palmer’s Sweet 16 Party after the jump!
Nicole Scherzinger has reportedly decided to quit The Pussycat Dolls in order to focus on her solo career. The 30-year-old fueled speculation that she was leaving the dance troupe after their latest single ‘Jai Ho!’ was released under the name ‘Pussycat Dolls featuring Nicole Scherzinger’.
According to reports, the star will leave the chart-topping group after they complete promotion for their latest album Doll Domination. [source]
Nothing, actually. Kid Fury already said everything I wanted to. Geisha supporters are along with the same lines like that. Faboosh!
Girl, didn’t you try the solo thing once before? Where is your album again? Exactly! I’m just saying, you might want to hold on to those backup dancers of yours for as long as you can, because apparently the world ain’t buying your Deena Jones act.
The man, the myth, the momofukin legend that is Norwood Young manage to successfully shat on members of the Knowles Compound by holding the private screening to his new film, Just Norwood, the same night as the premiere of that future Lifetime movie we all keep seeing commercials for every 15 seconds. Although he had some slight competition on the red carpet [bitches always trying to steal his thunder] Norweezy emerged victorious in each and every way.
You see the outfit, bitch.
Wireimage is notorious for labeling pictures wrong so I am praying that the caption Norwood and wife is another teeny weeny mistake. If not I got some property to damage, so put some money on books via Paypal. It’s about to be a massacuh!
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