To us Superhead is just another dick sucking [not that there is anything wrong with that] trollop trying to cash in on her past sexual exploits with athletes and celebrities but to The Today Show she is a relationship expert.
SHAM. FUCKING. WOW.
And what’s with her claiming to have two sons now? Bleh, maybe this is just another lie that she is trying to pass off as a truth.
First Lady Diamond was among the crowd of thousands who came to pay their respects to Michael Jackson on Tuesday. She attended the services with a good friend who I am sure brought her a little bit of joy. That’s usually the case when I look at her face.
Kim Porter showing up to the Malaria No More white party dressed like a high voodoo priestess put the final nail in the Diddy Is Poison coffin. She could’ve went for a more subtle whore for propaganda approach by just hacking up her edges with an eye brow razor but I think we all know how important her baby hair is to her. I’m not sure what country Mouf Breever reps but he’s giving these broads a bad case of the island dick blues. See Lauryn Hill for more details.
We all know at least one “educated” woman at our church who looks like Arsenio, no?
But I digress.
Who better to bring back one of my favorite C+D feature posts than Donkey and Arsenio? I know you have been waiting for some pudding to fall inside of your panties all day long, so here you have it. Try not to bust a brain cell . . . or anything else on this one. Who would you motorboat?
Cheeeeeeeeeese! Please list all the things in the above photo that you deem as fuckery and be sure to forward your complaints and prayer cloths to Ozonemag.com!
Not to be out done by Mel B’s abs of steel Queen Donkey made a random appearance at the G.O.O.D Music party in Los Angeles over the weekend. The guest list, which included Tiffany from Oxygen’s Bad Girls Club and Guy Torry, probably was the last reason he was in the spot dressed in all black like the omen. I’ll just chop it up to him looking for some hot trade.