Friday Fuckery: YouTube Clip of the Week
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Khia Spreads That Ass All Around
Khia recently took to her MySpace [a place where the most dignified internet users come to congregate and socialize] profile to give the haters something to talk about. Featuring promotional pics from her new single “Been A Bad Girl,” Khia poses with “come hither” eyes and exemplifies elegance with a capital E.
Nicki Minaj, you can pack your Barbie bags and head back to Harajuku. The ONLY female MC that matters is here now.
Where Them Dollas At?
Since his divorce from Star Jones became final Al Reynolds has been gallivanting around Miami like he just pulled a get out of jail free card out his twat. He was spotted on Tuesday searching for some entertainment for his mouth at The 400 Club’s Super Bowl Weekend Kick-Off Party.
Don’t let the leggy brown skin beard on his arm fool you. He was a man on a mission to snatch up a ball playing meal ticket, and facing stiff competition from former celebreality broads such as Hewpz didn’t put nann swivel in his swagger. Bitches better come ready to play! If not, there’s always All-Star Weekend.
Star Tracks: Rihanna Attends Pool Party In Las Vegas
You would think after the haircuts, tattoos, piercings and all that jazz, the Good Girl Gone Bad would’ve proven herself already . . . NOT!
In Las Vegas, T-Pain started getting all sick and filthy at the mic, saying this and that about The Barbadian’s mentor and lead camel, Jay-Z. Of course everyone heard about it happening due to the Devil’s conduit, Twitter. Sipping on a drink and looking quite contraire about the situation, The Barbadian did nothing but whisper and smile. I just hope that her lack of courage doesn’t get her in the same boat as Dame, Amil, and Te-Error Mari. The recession is real.
Your Daily Tang Multivitamin
First off, thanks to everybody who hit me on Twitter to tell me about the magnificence that is Vogue Evolution. In case you missed it, the zestfully clean dancing troupe touched down and caused hell on last night’s premiere episode of America’s Best Dance Crew. CHEW. THIS. ASS.
Star Tracks: Kimora Lee Simmons At The Grand Opening JCPenney’s Manhattan Store
Global Grind this! Kimono The Big Japanese Man made her first public appearance since the June birth of son Kenzo on Friday afternoon at the lunch launch of JCPenny’s first Manhattan retail store in Herald Square on Friday. Your baby fat jokes are not welcomed in this post.
Kimono spent her time in the store shopping for ties with Mayor Bloomberg and spreading fabulosity and incurable heterosexual tang* to children from local after school programs and members of the general public. The grand opening offered discounts on items throughout the store for up to 30 percent off of the original price. Nice! Students and parents of Crunkland, how have your back-to-school shopping experiences been so far?
*It does exist. I have been suffering from the disease for years.
I’m In Miami Trick
Lil’ Kim and First Lady Diamond are no strangers to being women of the night but things are always easier with a partner. Don’t tell The Punk of the South but they have blossomed into quite the socialites while spending time in The 305. As I have expressed time and time before I don’t think believe its in Kimberly’s best interest to be exposed to that much heat directly but a photo op is a photo op. Get into it!
Diddy Performs His Mating Ritual Dance In Central Park
When a whore for propaganda spots an opportunity to be the center of attention they pounce on it. Diddy followed protocol by jumping on the stage and doing the Gator hitting a few sweet dance moves during Q-Tip’s set at Summer Stage in Central Park on Saturday afternoon before using the event as an impromptu listening session for his upcoming album.
Oh, and Cassie was there too.
In Case You Missed It: Karrine Steffans On The Today Show
To us Superhead is just another dick sucking [not that there is anything wrong with that] trollop trying to cash in on her past sexual exploits with athletes and celebrities but to The Today Show she is a relationship expert.
SHAM. FUCKING. WOW.
And what’s with her claiming to have two sons now? Bleh, maybe this is just another lie that she is trying to pass off as a truth.
Quick Flicks: First Lady Diamond + Friend
First Lady Diamond was among the crowd of thousands who came to pay their respects to Michael Jackson on Tuesday. She attended the services with a good friend who I am sure brought her a little bit of joy. That’s usually the case when I look at her face.
