Decked out head to toe in the latest fashions from Jimmy Jazz your favorite reformed aggressive stud and mine Da Brat held court with half-sister Former First Lady Diamond at her mixtape release party at Atlanta’s XSUltra Lounge.

Kudos to the artist!

I see you, Lil’ Tunechi stunt double.

Nobody had better asked to have their tittay signed, and I mean that shit. All photos provided by Freddy O

Photographed above taking a long drag from her cigarette after dining with a friend earlier this week, nobody goes from neighborhood bulldagger to blushing beauty quite like Queen Latifah does. And it’s still Mr. Steal Your Girl.

Lil’ Kim rapping “I got a whole bunch of dykes on ninja bikes” added absolutely no value to my life until 5 minutes ago. The power of music is real.

It’s Mr. Steal Yo Girl was photographed on Wednesday afternoon filling up her Vespa at a Los Angeles gas station. With gas prices steadily on the increase I may be following her lead soon. My name is Jimmy McMillan and I’m from the Gas Is Too Damn High party.

Not even Kim Kardashian whoring for propaganda antics (chime in on that hoe-ass discussion over at The House of Jia) nor Serena Williams’ scattered, smothered, and covered wig could take the attention off of La La Vasquez’s cousin Dice (short for Candice) wedding day makeover!

Granted Dice may own a pair or two dozen of boxers with dick holes in them (it is what it is, no judgment here) and could easily work security at one of Teeny’s bawsecapades, but under all those hot urban fashions from Jimmy Jazz is a smoking piece of work — and more importantly an irreplaceable cousin friend.

The clip containing Dice’s makeover isn’t up on VH1.COM just yet but you can check her fulfilling her maid-of-honor duties in the video below.

All my internet goons know where to find me online during lengthy, fuckery filled award shows but one back alley I make sure I navigate far away from is Facebook. Between the random bible verses from members of my high school alumni with user names like Javaughnie “BigDickInYoHoe” Carter and the photo albums filled with insane amount of pictures featuring their tragic looking children, my computer just shuts the fuck down. And I go kaput right along with it.

Updates about El Debarge oozing with my family’s secret recipe for spicy panty rice pudding flooded my news feed like the tears of an emotional Rabid Beaver when I checked it this afternoon — and the debris from all of the ass dust is still dropping. Anybody born after 1985  may not have cared but I can almost guarantee that at least one of their “big” cousins had to excuse themselves from the room after dripping all over their living room furniture once he was done performing the same medley of hits that has got him out of numerous sticky situations down at The Carter.

But where was Bunny?

The female mack is almost back.

Out on a work release pass, Da Brat gave viewers of The Littlest Troll’s Living the Life vlog a rundown of her new job and her plans for the future.

Sleep with one eye open, Nick Cannon.

The president of the Atlanta chapter of Aggressive Studs For Jesus was sentenced to three years in prison in 2008 after for hitting Atlanta Falcons cheerleader Shayla Stevens with a bottle of rum, causing lacerations and nerve damage.

If you’re naive enough to put your faith into Missy Elliott to help you find a good man it won’t be her fault when she comes up empty and you’re left sitting frustrated in the middle of an empty restaurant on the opposite end of a turned over bread basket for the entire world to see. Ask Chili.

But that doesn’t mean she isn’t good people.

Missy hit Atlanta’s Velvet Room on Sunday to celebrate Trina’s creole status finally being brought before a panel of judges down at the wig crypt. No news on how things turned out yet but expect big news in the weeks to come.

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Onika could barely control her plastic doll parts as she made he way to The Late Show With David Letterman. Just think, the intro to The Mary Tyler Moore Show would have been that more interesting if she was a Harajuku Barbie from Queens. Peep more flicks and Nicki’s testicle rap after the jump.

Once every blue moon Missy Elliott will crawl out of the arms of a bad bitch that has been referred to her by King Latifah and hit the scene. Monday night was one of those rare occasions.