Created by a member of the Queen Crawfish Bisque’s stan squadron, today’s clip features a denim capri wearing fresh water tuna flopping around his bedroom barefoot and distraught, dissing Keri Hilson for her telling Beyonce to go have babies and things. And that’s as far as I got before my left eye wonked out on me. Shouts out AJHudFan for sharing!
Joe, The Textbook Case of a Dramatic Cunt
I have nothing against Joe other than the fact that he has the personality of an unused coffee filter. A cunty unused coffee filter. During an interview on Shade 45′s Lip Service the R&B crooner went all Kanye-esque [add it to your lexicons] after being paused for calling a vagina a bad boy before storming out. Girl, you be keeping your temper under control and shit.
*clanks two empty milk bottles together*
Not one to follow in the footsteps of fish, the equally irrelevant Chico DeBarge stuck around for the fun. Good for that guy for not being a wet blanket, shame on Joe for setting himself up for even more lip ash jokes.
Jacking For Posts: T.I. Baby Mama Diss Track
Here is some fresh baby mama shade via The House of Sandra Rose:
Rapper T.I. totally disses his first baby mama, LaShon Dixon, on this new track titled “That’s The Way You Want It” off the mixtape, “T.I. Live From Forest City Correctional Facility”. T.I., who is doing time for felony gun possession, rips Lashon a new one in this lyrical beat down.
I guess T.I. still feels some kind of way about Dixon taking him back to court for more child support for his sons Messiah Yamajesty, 9, and Domani Uriah, 8.
On the track, T.I. tells LaShon to get a job, and slays her with the ultimate insult about her weight. Now, the question is will LaShon come back with a baby mama diss track of her own?
Read the lyrics below!
Gremlins and J-Setting: The Life and Times of Aubrey Graham
Inexcusable. Disgusting. Stomach churning.
These words come to mind when reflecting back on the events of this past Friday on Twitter. After word came from several concert-goers that Drake fell while spinning, and tore his ACLMLTLBLILACHILLESHEELWHATEVER [Fresh said he did it while he was j-setting, check her timeline!] Twitter exploded into a seedy place of rumors and innuendo. Best believe I joined in on the fuckery myself, but on looking back, there’s a young man around the tender age of 23 whose future is at stake. That makes me sad [sarcasm].
So I’ve decided to offer several career options to the one referred to as Drake. No Wheelchair Jimmy jokes, or underhanded references to his sloping eyes today. Just help, from one 1986-er to another.
Quick Quotes
“Estelle would have smashed the hook. Rihanna just doesn’t do it for me.”
- – Your Great Auntie Estelle throws shade to Pon De Forehead on her Twitter profile after hearing “Run This Town”
Girl, You So Regal
Kim Porter showing up to the Malaria No More white party dressed like a high voodoo priestess put the final nail in the Diddy Is Poison coffin. She could’ve went for a more subtle whore for propaganda approach by just hacking up her edges with an eye brow razor but I think we all know how important her baby hair is to her. I’m not sure what country Mouf Breever reps but he’s giving these broads a bad case of the island dick blues. See Lauryn Hill for more details.
Quick Flicks: Tyra, Teyona, and Tristan
If you wanted any additional proof that the CW canned popular sitcom The Game look no further than the red carpet at the network’s Upfront presentation event. At least we still have Tyra right? Coloreds Withdrawn game proper. All I wanna say is that they don’t really care about us! [© Wacko]