Supahead shared Eddie Winslow’s alleged ass toys with the world in a video blog recorded last month. Why this bitch is touching items that have been stuck up someone’s ass other than her own [or so she wants us to believe] is beyond me but this is Karrine we’re talking about.

“I got ass dust in my hair!” Word? Like stranger shit hasn’t been there before. Exit stage left.

Newsweek reports that House of Dereon has “failed to catch fire” with consumers. There is going to be some smoke in the damn city if Mama Tina discovers that there was something negative printed about her couture. soul. kick.

Despite millions of dollars worth of media exposure, including a debut on ‘The Oprah Winfrey Show’, Beyoncé’s House of Dereon line has failed to catch fire with consumers. No matter how famous the product’s provenance, if it fails to impress women on its own merits it begins to resemble a cynical exercise in self-promotional marketing.

“R. Kelly was very instrumental in making a lot of decisions when it came to my records being played on the radio. He would make a call to the radio station or to the label and say, ‘Hey, this Joe record is too hot right now. Yall need to pull that back.’ And they would oblige.”

“It’s incredible that now I get the opportunity to, I don’t know, maybe pay [R. Kelly] back in some sort of side bar kind of thing.”

“I’m still very relevant in the game. But yeah, he did try to make some decisions when it came down to my records being on fire, and climbing up the charts and on the radio stations. He felt like they should pull back because he felt he was more important. And with their loyalty to him, they obliged.” - - Joe on R.Kelly ’sabotaging’ his career

Oh Joe. In no way, shape, or form am I defending Robert [because he is probably guilty of pulling that bitch made move] but this shit just fell out of the sky.

During a recent stop at Shade 45 Lip Service [What's up Leah Rose!] Yung Berg publicly aired his grievances for chocolate sisters, by referring to them as “dark butts” and stating that if you can’t pass his “pool test” then you have no chance of hooking up with the pint size rapper.

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I could actually care less what this little marsupial momofuka likes to snuggle up with at night, but after peeping these flicks of him kicking it with America’s Next Top Model Cycle 8 winner Jaslene I am going to have to say that he probably loves dick more than I do. I don’t mean to throw the chick under the bus like that but I call it how I see it. If you are photographed waltzing around looking like you are filming a scene for ‘Pretty Woman: Tranny Balls of Fire’ I’m going to say something about it.

But back to the matter at hand. Bitch please, say it with me, “I prefer dick! I love the way it fills the space in my mouth and its undeniable delicious aftertaste.”

[Credit Bill Davilla / Star Tracks]

In today’s edition of Negroids Unearthed From the Catacombs we have Fredro Starr from the rap group Onyx speaking to C.O.D. DVD about random topics ranging from his good looks [ugh . . . negative] to his distribution deal with Koch Records. The sparkling jewel of this interview however is when the former Moesha star reveals that he received some, um, head trauma from Brandy during his time on the popular sitcom.

Even Sticky Fingaz and his tangled eyes are giving this guy the side-eye of death. Son is feeling himself way too much for me to handle. Someone must have set the clock on his computer back to 1993. You’re 37 years old, act accordingly!

Bow Wow, this is your future staring right at you if you don’t get your act together. I would hate to see you bragging about Ciara t-bagging you years down the road from now.

Now see . . . All you wanna be gangsta rappers and junior deputies . . . These are the bitches you ought to be shooting and doing 8 years for!!! Then you wouldn’t been crying in court . . . And your man wouldn’t had to been sneaking you no key cuz it would have been justified!!! [I'm assuming she is yapping about Remy Ma. Cognac Jack don't play that! - - Fresh]

Dese are the muthafuckas that you should’ve had the silencers and grenades to throw at . . . TI! Ricky-Ticky-Timbo-No-Surrender!!!

Or do yall suggests that I bobble on dicks like Trina and the rest of those sluts to get on TV and my music played on the radio???? NOT!!!!!!! Renting dicks and getting dey shit repossessed . . . [She's going in on Kimberly. - - Fresh] Chile Boo!!!!!!

Now, please focus your attention to the very first comment following Khia’s post. I can’t and will not talk about other people’s children.

Dab that pudding out the crouch of your panties! Pretty Ricky is back with new music and a brand new face to the line up, 4Play [who looks like Greg from this season of The Real World if you ask me]. Don’t be cruel, say something polite about the boys.

[Thanks Melida]

Man, I love a good kitchen ass video in the middle of the day.

Blood Raw’s street video for “Bitch So Bad” sent shivers down my spine. I haven’t seen fuckery this poignant from a member of Team Chunk since Shawty Doo Wop. Join me and the prestigious members of the C+D bocks in the comment section as we attempt to point out all the wrong shit in this video.