Here comes the old men in the club hanging out with their nephew jokes. Accompanied by his designated driver Charles Oakley, a six-pack wasted Michael Jordan exchanged daps and hugs with Jay-Z and CP3 inside New York City’s Avenue at the after party for the World Basketball Festival Tip Off last night. It was just like old times!
Chris Brown’s hair bid for creole glory was met with an overwhelming “girl, you tried it” at last night’s Los Angeles premiere of Takers. (click here to view red carpet flicks)
Speak of the devil.
While he screamed into a microphone with the vociferation of a million protesting banshees, Fantasia’s spanx offered the front row cookies and apple juice as she performed for the audience at Chicago’s N’DIGO Foundation Gala 2010: A Sunday Soul concert earlier this week. Ain’t no emotion like raw emotion.
Want raw emotion, a bedazzled hoodie, a jiggin’ mass choir, and cunty lip syncing all rolled up in one? Look no further than R. Kelly’s performance of his song “Sign of a Victory” during the opening ceremony at the 2010 World Cup.
“I’m so upset about that because let me tell you they were not supposed to use that picture. I was sick on that photo shoot. It was 23 degrees out there in that dessert. I didn’t feel pretty. I didn’t feel sexy. I was just like let me try to pull this off. In the midst of that you get a couple pictures that [are] not appropriate. You should have enough tastefulness and integrity about yourself as a photographer and as a publisher [to say], we are not going to use this shot because she was getting in to position. ‘We are not going to use this shot where her nipple is showing because that is not appropriate. We are not going to use this butt shot because she’s an older woman, she’s a mother, and she’s not Diamond. And that’s exactly what it was. If you look at my facial expression on the cover, it’s almost if I’m going “huh?” I was in the middle of fixing my hair. I’ve been there done that. It took me right back to my video vixen Diamond days, which is not fair to me. It’s not fair to a former first lady and it’s not fair to a single mother who’s an older woman now.”
Oh, First Lady Diamond. You happily signed on the dotted line to exchange fuck faces. If you were that adamant about the way you would be represented chances are you would have turned down the offer to appear in the magazine in the first place. Selling ass is what got you here to begin with. Wallow and relish in it the same way you did that puddle of mud.
The Grown Educated Diva known as Fantasia is the latest in what I hope to be a long list of celebrities allowing their chest cannons to roam around and graze on grass undisturbed this week. Let them flap jacks stack! Even angels.
She was photographed with her producer and manager leaving sushi hot spot Katsuya in Los Angeles on Tuesday. Where was Quween of the Scene? Anyway, Tasia better hurry up and get back home. Not only is her daughter Zion probably messing around in her storage bin of wigs but Teeny looks like the type that likes to have sex in other people’s bed while they are out of town. Who wants to come home to extraterrestrial cum stains?
Alice Tan Ridley was still swag surfing off of the wave of her daughter’s success at the New York City premiere of ‘Why Did I Get Married Too?’ on Monday night. Don’t believe me, just check her wet n’ wavy.
If she isn’t featured in the fashion segment on today’s episode of The Daily 10 on E! for her ankle boots I’m going on a hunger strike. The Biggest Loser airs later tonight so I am already in beast mode and giving my meal choices side-eyes of epic proportions. Come test me.