Stunts And Shows: Kim Kardashians Asks ‘How The Fuck Did I Get Like This’ In Reaction To Pregnant Curves

kim body Stunts And Shows: Kim Kardashians Asks How The Fuck Did I Get Like This In Reaction To Pregnant Curves

In a new preview for season eight of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ (watch it below) a visibly “frustrated” Kim Kardashian vents “How the fuck did I get like this?” in response to her growing belly. You wobbled instead of swallowed, that’s how in the fuck.

In related news more worthy of your precious eyeball movement, House Mother Kanye outdid himself with the invitations to his baby shower. Of course I am giving him full credit for all elements related to this legendary affair. The mental image of him pacing across the kitchen floor in Kim’s monogram spa slippers while pouring over details about pink watercress sandwiches is the abundant life they talk about in bible study. Don’t be mad at me for trying to touch the hem of his garment.

Invited guests, including the floral incubator, each received a music box featuring a ballerina twirling to his 2005 ‘Late Registration’ track, “Hey Mama.” It’s just emotion taking me over.

Kim And Kris Arrive In Los Angeles

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Yes, You Care: Evelyn Lozada Compares Herself To Hurricane Sandy

evelyn1 Yes, You Care: Evelyn Lozada Compares Herself To Hurricane Sandy

Instead of thinking about Hurricane Sandy as a superstorm projected to leave $30 billion in damages in the United States, picture it as a champagne bottle wielding, fiery Boriqua from the Boogie Down Bronx with a fantastic rack. Wearing a killer pair of Christian Louboutin heels, of course.

Did a feeling of instant solace just spread across your spirit? Thought so. Remind me to bill you later.

RELATED: Check out more pictures of Evelyn Lozada

“Attention whoring doesn’t stop even in the face of a natural disaster that has left over a million people without power and shut down the entire East Coast,” noted Robert Littal of Black Sports Online in a blog entry published in response to the Instagram picture featured below posted by Evelyn Lozada earlier this week. Continue reading

Hear Ye: NeNe Leakes Says You Ain’t Woman Enough To Take Her Man

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Girl, bye!

Nathan Leakes is no stranger to getting in the face of her oppressors. Between trips to Casuale Male XL and other big and tall blowout sales she recently took a trip to Twitter to address fan mail sent to Straight From the A that claims NeNe’s ex-husband Gregg Leakes is dating a high-profile publicist named Pam Pinnock.

Equipped with Twitpics and Instagrams with the flyest of effects, the e-mail to SFTA contained photos of NeNe’s son Bryson (does he have a job, yet?) and his new step mom at a ‘Real Men Cook Charity Event’ and says Pam spent Father’s Day with her new beau and his two sons.

NeNe And Gregg Hit Miami Beach — Looking Very Married

After the blog post hit the hit the net, NeNe Leakes tweeted, “Me & Gregg are laughing our asses off at these fools! You will NEVER break the Leakes bond.”

What about that divorce she spoke about so much on ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ last season? According to Straight from the A, it was all a publicity stunt anyway.

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Tamar Braxton Issues Cease & Desist Letter To K. Michelle Over Twitter ‘Muppet’ Shade And More

tamar11 Tamar Braxton Issues Cease & Desist Letter To K. Michelle Over Twitter Muppet Shade And More

Tamar Braxton is known to keep-it-real-dot-com but it looks like someone else might be coming for that domain name.

When Vh1’s own version of ‘Young and Restless’ meets ‘Poetic Justice’ premiered last Monday, the children of Twitter eyes were glued to their televisions — and their fingers were set to read on demand.

Singer K. Michelle claimed on the inaugural episode of ‘Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta’ that ex-boyfriend Mickey “Memphitz” Wright was allegedly a fan of saying I love you with his fist, but the real shade came from the reality show debuting around the time of his first wedding anniversary with wife Toya Wright.  Get money, Mona!

As the episode aired, close friends Toya and Tamar (since Tiny is too busy pimping the OMG Girlz for Gucci this and Gucci that) shaded K. Michelle in the tweets about living in a fairytale, eventually prompting the Antwone Fisher of M-Town to jump in the mix herself with the snarky response ‘I like Toni better!’ Who doesn’t?

K. Michelle then called into TT Torrez’ radio show on iPower Richmond to let it be known the goons hop fences in her part of the woods. Play with it.

Keeping Up With The Braxtons

Tamar, who doesn’t take kind to Twitter threats, recently issued a cease and desist order from her New York lawyers over the internet thugging. Hear that Lil Kim? You better save those Khia mentions.

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Tweets Is Watching: Jay Electronica Threatens To ‘Come See’ Ben Goldsmith

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Protecting his status at the bank through social media, Jay Electronica sparked a Twitter war of words with lover Kate Rothschild‘s estranged ex-husband Ben Goldsmith by threatening to ‘come see’ the $300 million green investor.

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‘Empire Girls’ Preview Clip: Julissa Steps On Ne-Yo’s Toes During Studio Session With Adrienne

empire girls Empire Girls Preview Clip: Julissa Steps On Ne Yos Toes During Studio Session With Adrienne
Adrienne Bailon and Julissa Bermudez adapt a New York State of Mind for their new Style Network reality series ‘Empire Girls.’

We haven’t watched a lick of the series and it’s already on it’s fourth episode — so, yeah. Let’s take a quick peek at it now, shall we?

In the all-new episode premiering this Sunday at 9/8c, Adrienne hits the recording studio with Ne-Yo to lay down a track for her upcoming solo album that has nothing to do with cheetah print or girl power. We think.

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