Going one step further to prove her “uniqueness,” the original Glowstick Kid, Kelis, is glowing . . . literally.
In a new promo released today shot by photographer Rankin, she is adorned in jewels, an Avatar braid, and fluorescent nails with no bra on to cover up her fun bags. If this is what being fashion forward looks like, I would hate to see what Rihanna, GaGa, and the other chicks will have to do to keep our attention.
I don’t want any of it.
From The House of Rhymes With Snitch:
No doubt this is just a case of smack talking to promote his fledgling wrestling career, and lucky for him there’s not much to talk about this morning but David Otunga, who appeared on WWE NXT the other night, says if Jennifer Hudson was game, he’d love to get married in the ring. No lie, I would sooo watch that! Anyway take a look at Dave bragging about himself on the wrestling show the other night.
Pictured without any of her famous eight babies, a busy Octomom ran a few errands before jetting off to pick up one of her 14 children, and in doing so flashes a number of faces at photographers that would make Nicki Minaj run away to the nearest bathroom mirror to practice.
No shots of Queen Lobster Bisque? No problem! The highly constipated premiere of Lady CaCa x Beyonce’s “Telephone” video isn’t here just yet but Stefani’s label has released stills from the video. Glowsticks be damned.
Onika could barely control her plastic doll parts as she made he way to The Late Show With David Letterman. Just think, the intro to The Mary Tyler Moore Show would have been that more interesting if she was a Harajuku Barbie from Queens. Peep more flicks and Nicki’s testicle rap after the jump.
Kim Zoliack is above and beyond renting space in the swap meet across from the vendor who sells both Free Gucci Mane t-shirts and knock off Gucci hand bags, thank you. With recession friendly prices ranging from $1000-$6500 you too can walk the tightrope between the good life and poverty by owning one of Kim’s gently worn designer cum stain rags. It’s like Plato’s Closet for people who like to play Russian Roulette with their rent money. Pull the trigger.
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