In a new preview for season eight of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ (watch it below) a visibly “frustrated” Kim Kardashian vents “How the fuck did I get like this?” in response to her growing belly. You wobbled instead of swallowed, that’s how in the fuck.
In related news more worthy of your precious eyeball movement, House Mother Kanye outdid himself with the invitations to his baby shower. Of course I am giving him full credit for all elements related to this legendary affair. The mental image of him pacing across the kitchen floor in Kim’s monogram spa slippers while pouring over details about pink watercress sandwiches is the abundant life they talk about in bible study. Don’t be mad at me for trying to touch the hem of his garment.
Invited guests, including the floral incubator, each received a music box featuring a ballerina twirling to his 2005 ‘Late Registration’ track, “Hey Mama.” It’s just emotion taking me over.
Kim And Kris Arrive In Los Angeles
Nathan Leakes is no stranger to getting in the face of her oppressors. Between trips to Casuale Male XL and other big and tall blowout sales she recently took a trip to Twitter to address fan mail sent to Straight From the A that claims NeNe’s ex-husband Gregg Leakes is dating a high-profile publicist named Pam Pinnock.
Equipped with Twitpics and Instagrams with the flyest of effects, the e-mail to SFTA contained photos of NeNe’s son Bryson (does he have a job, yet?) and his new step mom at a ‘Real Men Cook Charity Event’ and says Pam spent Father’s Day with her new beau and his two sons.
NeNe And Gregg Hit Miami Beach — Looking Very Married
After the blog post hit the hit the net, NeNe Leakes tweeted, “Me & Gregg are laughing our asses off at these fools! You will NEVER break the Leakes bond.”
What about that divorce she spoke about so much on ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ last season? According to Straight from the A, it was all a publicity stunt anyway.
Protecting his status at the bank through social media, Jay Electronica sparked a Twitter war of words with lover Kate Rothschild‘s estranged ex-husband Ben Goldsmith by threatening to ‘come see’ the $300 million green investor.
and Julissa Bermudez
adapt a New York State of Mind for their new Style Network reality series ‘Empire Girls.’
We haven’t watched a lick of the series and it’s already on it’s fourth episode — so, yeah. Let’s take a quick peek at it now, shall we?
In the all-new episode premiering this Sunday at 9/8c, Adrienne hits the recording studio with Ne-Yo to lay down a track for her upcoming solo album that has nothing to do with cheetah print or girl power. We think.