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Jim Jones’ birthday party probably smells like ___________________.
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I’m Just Saying . . .
I’m Just Saying . . .
“Let’s just say, brothers fight, mothers and sons fight, husband and wife fight, there’s some family things goin on, ya dig … It’s still Dipset by all means, don’t nobody get that twisted. We entitled to feud.” — PigPen speaks to MTV Raw about the rumored beef between himself and Cam’ron
Two arguments I know they will never have are a) who will jump in the shower first and b) who will clean that momofuka out. That shit is spotless, ya dig?
You Tell ‘Em, Pigpen
You Tell ‘Em, Pigpen
The always entertaining and equally filthy Jim Jones listed his top eight turn-offs for the July 2007 issue of Vibe. Below are my five favorite. Enjoy.
BAD SHOES
“Chicks think they’re fly, and the heel of their shoes is leaning — Leaning Tower of Pisa and all that. The front of their shoe is all scuffed up. And don’t walk around like you just left Africa barefoot, wearing small-ass sandals with your toes crawling out the front.”
“Chicks think they’re fly, and the heel of their shoes is leaning — Leaning Tower of Pisa and all that. The front of their shoe is all scuffed up. And don’t walk around like you just left Africa barefoot, wearing small-ass sandals with your toes crawling out the front.”
UGGS
“Don’t be coming outside in the wintertime with them ugly-ass UGGS on — I don’t care how comfortable they feel. Who wants to roll out the bed and see a pair of UGGs? There’s no sex appeal with a pair of UGGS at the bottom of the bed!”
GRANNY PANTIES
“There’s a difference between bloomers and boy shorts. Don’t be having no bloomers talking about, ‘They’re boy shorts.’ Them ain’t boy shorts — them big ass panties!”
BAD WEAVES
“Most ladies, they have their tracks showing, then the weave looks hella dirty and dusty like they slept on one side for the whole month. Got one side patted down, trying to get the wild Beyonce look.”
BIG GIRLS IN BIKINIS
“If you’re over 200 pounds, don’t put that bikini on, baby. Them spandexes are not calling your name. Big girls need to look at Mo’Nique and how she dresses. She doesn’t ever play herself.”
Hot Hot Heat
Hot Hot Heat
Who looked hotter?
Can we talk about the weather?!
I was almost tempted to snatch the wig I was wearing off my head at a red light on Friday afternoon but I didn’t want to scare the Angela Lansbury looking broad in the car beside mine. I don’t see how people maintain their sanity with 30 inches of yaki hanging down their back in this type of heat. I can’t do it! From here on out I’m saying fuck effort.
One of the positive aspects about this scorching weather is that people are running around wearing less than they normally would. YES! Which brings me to the subjects of this entry.
Rich Boy and Jim Jones were among the many music acts who rocked the stage this past weekend in ATL at the Boost Mobile RockCorps Concert. More Baked chicken with sun dried tomatoes for all to feast on. The guy standing behind Dirt Angel is ready to eat. Hand that man a plate.
Will There Be A Line of Assless Chaps?
Will There Be A Line of Assless Chaps?
Jim Jones revealed details about his clothing line during a recent stop at DJ Kay Slay’s Shade 45 radio show.
“Shout out to my momma, we got a clothing line we started called Nostic. We started it from the ground up with our own money; it’s been doing pretty good. We’ve been grinding going to Magic shows and things like that. We got a long way ahead but we in charge of the swag so I’m bound to make some money,” said Jim.
A shirt with a shit stain in the shape of a skull head etched in swarovski crystals would be dope but a scratch n’ sniff bearilla scented thermal would be a DREAM. I know what I want for Christmas.
Question of the Day
Question of the Day
It is with great dismay I report that hip hop’s version of Fred G. Sanford and Grady Wilson are no longer on speaking terms. Check out my girl Miss Info for the full scoop.
Somebody please pour out a little Clorox while I light up this Black Love incense in remembrance of their friendship.
Dirt Angel will be on Funkmaster Flex’s radio show today to talk about the beef but it’s always fun to speculate. What do you think happened between Cam and Jim?
According to industry insiders the split is a result of Cam’ron appointing Norwood Young as the president of Diplomat Records while Jim Jones was away on vacation at the vet last year. That’s messed up, how you going to front on your man while he is trying to get his luxury flea bath on?
Heh.
Shaved Vagina
Shaved Vagina
There was no shortage of drop dead sexy men at Radio One Spring Fest concert in Miami but Jim Jones had the game on lock. Although his mouth looks like puckering vajayjay lips, he actually took time out of his hectic schedule to wipe off in the sink. That’s my boy!
Caption This!
Caption This!
Jim Jones @ The Boost Mobile Brand Jordan Celebrity Showcase
Pigpen just pulled these beads out of Cam’ron sweet rectum before placing them in his own. And Juelz Santana is loving every second.
