First the Fat Boys break up, now this. Fresh braids, clean skin . . . the fuck? What type of CGI effects is this?! Is this like a dirt oasis? Is he actually going to look like Swamp Thing in his article spread? I’m locking myself in the bathroom, turning the lights off, and yelling “Bloody Mary” three timesto re-correct this shit.
I can’t imagine PigPen pulling a child over to the side and saying “you’re future is so bright you’re going to need sunglasses, ya smell me?” but maybe he does care. More flicks from the 2nd Annual Entertainers 4 Education Alliance Stay In School Event below.
Lil Mama & Lil’ Mo; Papoose; Teyana Taylor; Jaslene Gonzalez
Max B is like the RC Cola version of Dirt Angel. If you are thirsty he will get the job done, but he’s never your first choice. However, anybody who has the potential to smell like an old rag drenched in rancid spiced ham juice is alright with me. Would you just look at him. Poise and grace like that doesn’t come often in the grime game. I vote yes.
Finally! The day I have been waiting for is almost here. My dreams of chronicling PigPen are almost a reality — television show. In this clip Jim gets his money right before snappin’ at a YT from VH-1. I love it! You’re going to need a flea bath after this. Smell me?
“Finding Cam’s like finding Nemo,” he laughed. “When you see him, tell him I’m looking for him. Smell me?” - - Dirt Angel, Mixtape Mondays
Jewel said it best, “these foolish games are tearing me apart.”When I sit back and reminisce on all the good times Cam’ron and Jimmy have shared in the past I have to fight back tears like Kanye. ‘Cause big girls don’t cry! Fred G. Sanford and Grady Wilson need to stop this. Let’s take it back to the “Me, My Moms, and Jimmy” days. Pigpen, who was there to rub Vicks on your chest when you had a cold and had to sneeze on a bitch? Not Juelz.
Hell Rell needs to intervene, on some Al Sharpton shit.
How could I ever overlook my partner in grime?! PigPen had the full on “I’m Waiting Til I Get Home To Take A Shit [1]” face as he chilled backstage at the Ozone Awards. If I didn’t know any better I would think commercial for Tide was in production, with everybody rocking white tees and all. I see a couple of stains in the back!
[1] If you have ever had the pleasure of eating free public school lunch you already know what I am talking about. Around ‘99 when my district superintendent decided to switch out beef and chicken with soy products . . . I don’t even have to tell you what went down afterwards. All I have to say is that you better believe on Taco Day every single window was down on the “Big Cheese.” Disgusting but true.
Jim Jones, Rich Boy and Yung Berg on the set of the video for “Sexy Lady” remix
If it weren’t for Rich Boy and Dirt Angel gracing these pictures trust that I would not post them. “Sexy Lady” is right up there with the aforementioned “Beautiful Girls” and mosquitoes when it comes to my top annoyances of the summer. What Job Corps center/group home/boys and girls club are music execs hitting up for talent? Somebody let me know. I’m trying to get in the game.
The video for “Sexy Lady” is nothing but a back-to-school commercial for Sears with a couple of video chicks sprinkled throughout. All this dude needs is a book bag and a trapper keeper. I mean really, you have multiple outfits in your closet, *gasp!* Fukouttahere.
