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Style Jury: Draped Up

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Complex.com has a hump or dump poll up about Dipset’s latest fashion trend - - Louis Vuitton scarfs draped across the melon. Here’s the skinny:

 

After coordinating their outfits in the “Love Me No More” video (click here to see Complex’s behind-the-scenes video on the set), Jimmy and Juelz birthed a potential trend. The look is half hoodie, half untied doo-rag, but with an extra luxurious swag-splash. And since the video debuted a few weeks ago, we’ve even spotted some Dip-stans running around NYC, draped-up in silk scarves. But the question remains…will the Complex readers hump it or dump it?

Unless the scarf doubles as a booty swiper for after you get out of the shower or something dynamic like that, I’m going to have to vote hell no. Besides, we all know that Toe Jam and Earl don’t endorse bathing.

WHAT’S YOUR VERDICT?

Meet The Secret Squirrel Lady

Meet The Secret Squirrel Lady

During an interview with AllHipHop Nancy Jones recently spoke about her son Toe Jam’s funky fashion line Nostic before describing her own unique style.

“. . . I ain’t gonna lie about it, I go into that mood swing type of thing- one time you might see me dressed like the sexy church lady, another time I might be dressed like the secret squirrel lady, another time I might go into that rock and roll. I know if I want to make a difference, that means I have to dress completely different in order for someone to say, “Wow, who is that person, what’s going on?” I tell my daughters: the way you appear makes the whole difference to anybody.”

I know that’s right Nan! Now here is a woman who deserves to have her own clothing line featured on the Home Shopping Network. Ahem.

One question still remains.

The Entire Gallon of Milk Ain’t Clean

The Entire Gallon of Milk Ain’t Clean

Here Dirt Angel goes with this shaved pussy face madness again. I like my Toe Jam with a little bit more fuzz, you know. You can bet your bottom dollar that during the course of the evening he made that chickypoo smell his finger at least twice.

And would you check out his little happy feet? Aww, how darling.

Toe Jam And Earl Make A Scene

Toe Jam And Earl Make A Scene

Dirt Angel and Juelz Santana acked up at Chris Brown’s album release party on Tuesday night.

The Target-hosted bash went so well that the fire marshal said it had reached capacity 10 minutes before it ended. Unfortunately, that’s when rapper Jim Jones showed up with rapper Juelz Santana and an entourage of a dozen beefy buddies. We watched as Jones took it personally. “You don’t disrespect me, n-!” he yelled as he knocked down the security barricade. Santana and the entourage then bowled over the three bouncers at the door. Twelve more guys followed and a brawl ensued as they tried to pry open the door of the popular nightspot. Reinforcements from inside Tenjune swarmed out and shoved the aggressors back onto the street. Spokesmen for Jones and Santana did not return calls.

I’m so disappointed in PigPen. You would have thought somebody was trying to attack him with a bottle of Dawn and a wash cloth like he was a baby seal after an oil spill. Not a good look.

Trick or Treat?

Trick or Treat?


First the Fat Boys break up, now this. Fresh braids, clean skin . . . the fuck? What type of CGI effects is this?! Is this like a dirt oasis? Is he actually going to look like Swamp Thing in his article spread? I’m locking myself in the bathroom, turning the lights off, and yelling “Bloody Mary” three timesto re-correct this shit.

[Thanks Melida]

Toe Jam & Earl Loves The Kids

Toe Jam & Earl Loves The Kids


I can’t imagine PigPen pulling a child over to the side and saying “you’re future is so bright you’re going to need sunglasses, ya smell me?” but maybe he does care. More flicks from the 2nd Annual Entertainers 4 Education Alliance Stay In School Event below.




Lil Mama & Lil’ Mo; Papoose; Teyana Taylor; Jaslene Gonzalez

Riiight.

Get Familiar

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Max B is like the RC Cola version of Dirt Angel. If you are thirsty he will get the job done, but he’s never your first choice. However, anybody who has the potential to smell like an old rag drenched in rancid spiced ham juice is alright with me. Would you just look at him. Poise and grace like that doesn’t come often in the grime game. I vote yes.
[Thanks Essy]

Question of the Day

Question of the Day

WHAT HAS PIGPEN SO PARANOID IN THIS CLIP?

[Video via Sandra Rose]

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