. . . You know what? Never mind. Damn you Durty Mo.
Dirt Tracks: Jim Jones
Pig Pen made his presence felt and smelled at fellow Dip Set brethren Juelz Santana’s BBQ over the weekend. As usual Capo’s deodorant game was on vacay as he rolled up his meds and enjoyed the free food.
I mean maybe, just maybe, if he didn’t have that “I’m going to see my PO” button up on he would’ve been straight but then again this is Jim Jones we are talking about. There is no hope.
Trading Places
PigPen has graduated from bathing with soap the size of a Tic Tac to Altoid status. Patience young brothers and sisters, he is getting there slowly but surely.
It’s funny how Jim Jones is always ridiculing Kanye’s sense of fashion and then turns around and wears one of the secret squirrel lady’s bible study blouses to an event. Ye, if you are trying to go for that fifth day look just to prove something just please do us all a favor and don’t.
Where Was The Secret Squirrel Lady?
Dirt Angel’s entourage collided with undercover police backstage at Hot 97′s Summer Jam, leaving him looking down the barrel of one cop’s gun.
Jim tells HHNLive, that police pulled a gun on him and his crew backstage for “no reason,” and what’s worse, they didn’t even make it clear they were police.”As you know, I just got into it with the police and had an incident where they pulled a gun out on me for NO reason,” Jones said. “Undercover. And I didn’t know who the f*** they were and they didn’t come out with any badges until after they had sprayed mase, then they want to say they are police. Sh** is crazy.”
Now if the police wanted to subdue PigPen and ‘nem all they had to do was spray him with some hot soapy water and rub his face with a wash cloth. All that other shit was unnecessary.
Dirt Angel’s Doc
Just when I thought that PigPen’s reality show would never see the light of day, a trailer for a documentary is released.
Chocolate Homer Simpson is trying his best to hype Dirt Angel up as the next big thing in hip hop.Well Dame, you not only need more people but you a permission slip signed by your wife is also a major requirement at this point for me to believe anything you have to say about music’s forefront. Two words: Nicole Wray.
I thought this little project was going to be about Jim not taking baths and picking at his toes in the studio, not business meetings. DO. NOT. WANT.
You Sent It: Are You My Daddy?
DT thinks the gentlemen pictured above with his drink and his two step looks like he could pass as Dirt Angel’s pops, but I believe I may have a better potential spawn in mind.
You Sent It: Is Buffie Preggers?
I rocked the exact same expression as Gucci Mane for an entire day when my local Wendy’s told me they ran out of croutons. I was hot over that shit! How in the hell?
But I digress.
Hey Fresh, I love your blog and a daily reader! I had a question about some gossip. My husband heard on Greg Streets’ radio show this evening and wanted to know if you knew anything about Buffie the Body being pregnant and claiming Kay Slay as the daddy? My hubby also said that Gucci Mane was on air with Street and denied even kickin it wit Ms. Body in months. All this trickin goin on so I’m clearly confused and can’t wait for them to go on Tyra. So since you have your ear to the ground out here in the A, I thought you may know something about this hood conception?!?!
- – Brandee
The funny thing is that I could totally see Tyra interviewing Buffie about the turning point in her life where she decided that she would sell ass for a living.
A bunch of tricking going on indeed. I haven’t heard anything about this rumor until now but I pray that it’s true! This is the type of fuckery that the world needs. Maybe BET could even hook Buffie up with the same DNA specialist as they got for Keyshia Cole and make a five part 30 minute series out of it.
This video is a glimpse into the future. Take em round my mama house she will tell ya!