As sweet as the connection that Chocolate Homer Simpson and Dirt Angel share it sure isn’t a complex one.  They both hail from Harlem, hate Jay-Z, and love white v-neck shirts. Sparks! Chuck Woolery would be more than happy to pay for a second date.

Bow Wow and Jim Jones may be hitting up your local mall together to ask for applications at the food court. According to the rumor mill the two have been dropped by Columbia Records. The House of YBF reported earlier this week that the record label officially severed ties with Omarion’s scalp masseuse and have removed our beloved Dirt Angel’s name from the artist roster on their website.

What jobs should Dirt Angel and Bow Wow pursue while they wait to be signed by another label?

My Dirt Angel radar needs to be repaired because I somehow managed to let these glam shots slip by me. Jim shot the video for his single “Dancing On Me” [ . . . no] this past Thursday in New York City. A svelte Dame Dash and DJ Webstar joined his royal filthiness on set.

Dame must be on that poor man’s diet. I’ve been on it a couple of times myself when the market for pussy was down so I feel his pain. There are only so many ways to spice up ramen noodles.

View more flicks from Dirt Angel’s shoot

Complex thought it would be a good idea to dress Jim Jones up like a r&b singer from the UK in the new issue of the magazine. Survey says – - epic fail! I would have much rather seen photos of Pig Pen in his natural habitat doing goon-like shit, not standing in front of buildings trying to smile with his eyes while simultaneously pursing his lips.

I bet he even took a shower for this shit! The nerve of these momofukas! He has an image to maintain, people. You know, he’s going to have to shoot like two covers for XXL to make up for this.

Dirt Angel will reportedly tell his life story in musical titled “The Jim Jones Project.” The production is scheduled to take place Nov. 12 and 13 in New York City. The times and venues have yet to be announced.

“It’s a new and different way that Jim is showcasing his music. He’s taking his upcoming album and telling his life story via the album and the actors acting it out as a play to release his album,” a source explained to 24HourHipHop. “The upcoming album is the soundtrack to the play. We have two nights.”

I cannot and will not comment on this issue any further.

[Negro please snatched from A Hot Mess - - come back already!]

PigPen [aka Jim Jones for those not in the know] is really feeling himself. I mean really, really feeling himself. The only thing missing is a bottle of lotion and hand towel, and we know this dirty dick tragedy doesn’t own either.

“All these n*gg*s have been around and they still not doing nothing. They trying to catch up to me right now, literally. I’m the point of interest right now. Who’s been more relevant than me the past three years as far as New York is concerned? As far as style, fashion, speakin’ my mind, political awareness and stuntin’ on n*gg*s. Ladies love me. Police know my name on a first and last basis. They respect me for a [being a] G. They ain’t trying to lock me up for weed, so I’m having a ball. I probably smoke like a half an ounce a day. N*gg*s know how instrumental I am to New York. There’s no one gonna be able to do what I’ve done as far as the work I’ve put in, the things I’ve accomplished, and the things I’ve escaped unscathed for another 20 years. I don’t have to have nothing out and I still shut sh*t down. Me and Juelz go on any stage in the world and shut the whole thing down.”

I don’t feel like he possesses any swag. Not like that. It’s fabricated. They’re watching other people, then they try and do it. You know people that dress like T.I.? You know people that go out and say let me get a T.I. outfit or do you know people who say “yo, you’re looking like Jim Jones?” Which one? Lemme hear it! When the bitches want to fuck you and the niggas want be like you, who got the swag? Niggas with money and fame always going to look like they doing something ’cause they got the camera in front of them. But the cool dudes always stick out no matter where they at.

- – Dirt Angel talks swag politics with Complex

If I didn’t feel like an artist didn’t have any swag or what have you I wouldn’t invite them to jump on the remix to my insanely popular [and only] hit song. But that’s just me.

. . . You know what? Never mind. Damn you Durty Mo.

Pig Pen made his presence felt and smelled at fellow Dip Set brethren Juelz Santana’s BBQ over the weekend. As usual Capo’s deodorant game was on vacay as he rolled up his meds and enjoyed the free food.

I mean maybe, just maybe, if he didn’t have that “I’m going to see my PO” button up on he would’ve been straight but then again this is Jim Jones we are talking about. There is no hope.

PigPen has graduated from bathing with soap the size of a Tic Tac to Altoid status. Patience young brothers and sisters, he is getting there slowly but surely.

It’s funny how Jim Jones is always ridiculing Kanye’s sense of fashion and then turns around and wears one of the secret squirrel lady’s bible study blouses to an event. Ye, if you are trying to go for that fifth day look just to prove something just please do us all a favor and don’t.