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Where Was The Secret Squirrel Lady?

Dirt Angel’s entourage collided with undercover police backstage at Hot 97’s Summer Jam, leaving him looking down the barrel of one cop’s gun.

Jim tells HHNLive, that police pulled a gun on him and his crew backstage for “no reason,” and what’s worse, they didn’t even make it clear they were police.”As you know, I just got into it with the police and had an incident where they pulled a gun out on me for NO reason,” Jones said. “Undercover. And I didn’t know who the f*** they were and they didn’t come out with any badges until after they had sprayed mase, then they want to say they are police. Sh** is crazy.”

Now if the police wanted to subdue PigPen and ‘nem all they had to do was spray him with some hot soapy water and rub his face with a wash cloth. All that other shit was unnecessary.

Dirt Angel’s Doc



Just when I thought that PigPen’s reality show would never see the light of day, a trailer for a documentary is released.

Chocolate Homer Simpson is trying his best to hype Dirt Angel up as the next big thing in hip hop.Well Dame, you not only need more people but you a permission slip signed by your wife is also a major requirement at this point for me to believe anything you have to say about music’s forefront. Two words: Nicole Wray.

I thought this little project was going to be about Jim not taking baths and picking at his toes in the studio, not business meetings. DO. NOT. WANT.

You Sent It: Are You My Daddy?

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DT thinks the gentlemen pictured above with his drink and his two step looks like he could pass as Dirt Angel’s pops, but I believe I may have a better potential spawn in mind.

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You Sent It: Is Buffie Preggers?

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I rocked the exact same expression as Gucci Mane for an entire day when my local Wendy’s told me they ran out of croutons. I was hot over that shit! How in the hell?

But I digress.

Hey Fresh, I love your blog and a daily reader! I had a question about some gossip. My husband heard on Greg Streets’ radio show this evening and wanted to know if you knew anything about Buffie the Body being pregnant and claiming Kay Slay as the daddy? My hubby also said that Gucci Mane was on air with Street and denied even kickin it wit Ms. Body in months. All this trickin goin on so I’m clearly confused and can’t wait for them to go on Tyra. So since you have your ear to the ground out here in the A, I thought you may know something about this hood conception?!?!

- - Brandee

The funny thing is that I could totally see Tyra interviewing Buffie about the turning point in her life where she decided that she would sell ass for a living.

A bunch of tricking going on indeed. I haven’t heard anything about this rumor until now but I pray that it’s true! This is the type of fuckery that the world needs. Maybe BET could even hook Buffie up with the same DNA specialist as they got for Keyshia Cole and make a five part 30 minute series out of it.

This video is a glimpse into the future. Take em round my mama house she will tell ya!

The Secret Squirrel Lady Throws One Hell of a Party

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Nancy Jones, the mother of rapper/filth peddler Jim Jones, celebrated of her birthday in style on Wednesday night at New York City’s Spot Light. You gotta have love the secret squirrel lady, even if you can’t stand Toe Jam [who from the looks of things was absent from the action]. There’s nothing better than a Black mama who thinks she’s still got it. Mama Jones probably practices her dougie in front of her bathroom mirror every chance she gets.

One thing though. It’s cold enough for a full length coat made out of bat fur but warm enough for open-toed shoes? I can’t.

Style Jury: Draped Up

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Complex.com has a hump or dump poll up about Dipset’s latest fashion trend - - Louis Vuitton scarfs draped across the melon. Here’s the skinny:

 

After coordinating their outfits in the “Love Me No More” video (click here to see Complex’s behind-the-scenes video on the set), Jimmy and Juelz birthed a potential trend. The look is half hoodie, half untied doo-rag, but with an extra luxurious swag-splash. And since the video debuted a few weeks ago, we’ve even spotted some Dip-stans running around NYC, draped-up in silk scarves. But the question remains…will the Complex readers hump it or dump it?

Unless the scarf doubles as a booty swiper for after you get out of the shower or something dynamic like that, I’m going to have to vote hell no. Besides, we all know that Toe Jam and Earl don’t endorse bathing.

WHAT’S YOUR VERDICT?

Meet The Secret Squirrel Lady

Meet The Secret Squirrel Lady

During an interview with AllHipHop Nancy Jones recently spoke about her son Toe Jam’s funky fashion line Nostic before describing her own unique style.

“. . . I ain’t gonna lie about it, I go into that mood swing type of thing- one time you might see me dressed like the sexy church lady, another time I might be dressed like the secret squirrel lady, another time I might go into that rock and roll. I know if I want to make a difference, that means I have to dress completely different in order for someone to say, “Wow, who is that person, what’s going on?” I tell my daughters: the way you appear makes the whole difference to anybody.”

I know that’s right Nan! Now here is a woman who deserves to have her own clothing line featured on the Home Shopping Network. Ahem.

One question still remains.

The Entire Gallon of Milk Ain’t Clean

The Entire Gallon of Milk Ain’t Clean

Here Dirt Angel goes with this shaved pussy face madness again. I like my Toe Jam with a little bit more fuzz, you know. You can bet your bottom dollar that during the course of the evening he made that chickypoo smell his finger at least twice.

And would you check out his little happy feet? Aww, how darling.

Toe Jam And Earl Make A Scene

Toe Jam And Earl Make A Scene

Dirt Angel and Juelz Santana acked up at Chris Brown’s album release party on Tuesday night.

The Target-hosted bash went so well that the fire marshal said it had reached capacity 10 minutes before it ended. Unfortunately, that’s when rapper Jim Jones showed up with rapper Juelz Santana and an entourage of a dozen beefy buddies. We watched as Jones took it personally. “You don’t disrespect me, n-!” he yelled as he knocked down the security barricade. Santana and the entourage then bowled over the three bouncers at the door. Twelve more guys followed and a brawl ensued as they tried to pry open the door of the popular nightspot. Reinforcements from inside Tenjune swarmed out and shoved the aggressors back onto the street. Spokesmen for Jones and Santana did not return calls.

I’m so disappointed in PigPen. You would have thought somebody was trying to attack him with a bottle of Dawn and a wash cloth like he was a baby seal after an oil spill. Not a good look.

Trick or Treat?

Trick or Treat?


First the Fat Boys break up, now this. Fresh braids, clean skin . . . the fuck? What type of CGI effects is this?! Is this like a dirt oasis? Is he actually going to look like Swamp Thing in his article spread? I’m locking myself in the bathroom, turning the lights off, and yelling “Bloody Mary” three timesto re-correct this shit.

[Thanks Melida]

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