Michael Strahan And Nicole Murphy End Engagement

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First Karcinogens and Chris Brown now this. If it weren’t for Vivica A. Fox’s trap house doppleganger Momma Dee revealing that she finally found her King this week we would all be questioning if true love actually existed right now. Okay, probably just me.

Michael Strahan and Nicole Murphy have ended their five-year engagement. Insert your own reaction gif here.

“They love each other very much, but with the distance and work schedule it has been hard to maintain the relationship,” a rep for Murphy confirmed to People magazine.

The couple started dating in 2007, after the 46-year-old had divorced Eddie Murphy and the 44-year-old ‘Live with Michael and Kelly’ host had gone through an ugly divorce with first wife Jean Muggli. The news comes at an interesting time for Strahan. The former New York Giants star is set to be inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame this weekend.

Back in 2009, Strahan allegedly planted a tracking device on Murphy’s vehicle when he suspected her of cheating. Damn shame.

The Trials And Tribulations of Champagne Papi: Da Brat Ordered To Pay $6.4 Million For Bottle Attack

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When June Ambrose outfitted Da Brat as a teenage model for a Back To School fashion show sponsored by Lady Enyce on her reality show it was a humble attempt to revamp the rapper’s public image following her time behind bars for attacking a woman at a Halloween party with a rum bottle. Welp, it’s time to hit the clearance racks at Jimmy Jazz again.

Da Brat, real name is Shawntae Harris, served almost three years in prison for the 2007 attack against Shayla Stevens, a former Atlanta Falcons cheerleader and waitress. Stevens later filed a civil suit against Da Brat — and a Cobb County ordered LisaRaye’s reliable ride from the airport to pay $3.7 million in compensatory damages and an additional $2.7 million in punitive damages.

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Never Forget: Celebrating The Time When The Ying Yang Twins Brought The Trill Out of Britney Spears

Having Kevin Federline as a baby daddy was the first step in Britney Spears earning a BET Award before Keyshia Cole. Inviting the Ying Yang Twins to appear on the southern fried “I Got That Boom Boom” tune from her ‘In The Zone’ album was the second. Watch Brit Brat turn up her trill factor in hopes of her getting a Lil Webbie shout out in a song.

Yes, You Care: The Onion Pissed The Internet Off Today With An Article Describing Chris Brown Killing Rihanna

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The World Wide Wang erupted drunk ass uncle style after fake news site The Onion published an article with the headline ‘Heartbroken Chris Brown Always Thought Rihanna Was Woman He’d Beat To Death’ today.

Baseball bat in hand, Mama Breezy (sans drawstring ponytail) was spotted inside an underground parking garage with Vaseline smeared across her face 15 minutes after the story went live on the website, according to multiple sources.

Not really, but I can’t be that far off.

“After revealing yesterday that he had recently split up with longtime girlfriend Rihanna, a heartbroken Chris Brown tearfully told reporters that he always thought the 25-year-old singer was going to be the woman he’d beat to death one day,” begins the satirical piece.

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Spotted: Rihanna Attends The Chicago Bulls Vs Brooklyn Nets Playoff Game

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So, Next Week’s Episode Of ‘Law & Order SVU’ Is Obviously Inspired By Rihanna And Chris Brown. Happy Late Birthday, Rih Rih!

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Next week’s episode of ‘Law & Order: Special Victim Unit’ is being billed as “a familiar story of two celebrities intertwined by abuse.” Oh, you don’t say?

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Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander Responds To Gym Fiasco Rumors

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Former NBA star Shaquille O’Neal has called it quits with reality television girlfriend Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander. Shaunie O’Neal is breathing a sigh of relief through her permanently flared nostrils.

The couple started dating back in 2010 and lived in the ‘burbs while he played for the Boston Celtics. Following his retirement they have been living in Florida. Just a few weeks ago Hoopz, 29, was spotted with Shaq teddy bear as he filmed scenes for Adam Sandler’s comedy sequel ‘Grown Ups 2,’ in which the current TNT analyst plays a security guard.

And now, the rumors. Word on the curb is that the 40-year-old decided to pull the plug on the relationship for good last week after a fun visit to an Orlando-area gymnastics facility turned sour. Inspired by the Olympic success of Gabby Douglas, Hoopz wanted to take up lessons. But according to an eyewitness when she discovered that the gym doesn’t train people over the age of 18 for insurance purposes she flipped.

Didn’t We Almost Have It All?

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