Faces From The Milk Carton

houston Faces From The Milk Carton

Last time we heard from R&B singer Houston he was rambling on and on about men in jail trying to steal booty and his “eye injury.” He was photographed throwing up the best side [are we really still doing this?] in Los Angeles over the weekend. When I showed this picture to one of my friends she said she could see pass [pun intended] his empty eye hole and give him the business.

Um, really?

My thing is this: If this momofuka gougedout  his own damn eye imagine what he could do to yours. Exactly.

[Flick via Necole Bitchie]

The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

mug1 The Say Something Nice Challenge

My apologies about the lack of posts today. An outbreak monkey must have attacked me in my sleep last night because I woke up this morning feeling like the lovely lady photographed above. Please be gentle.

mug2 The Say Something Nice Challenge

Different Strokes For Different Folks

You don’t need Scoop and Shanda to tell you that people get off on different things but this shit right here is a certified soul snatcher.

After watching this ashy negro bounce his dick up and down on this innocent inflatable orca whale I reached for my cell to call animal services but decided against it because I didn’t want to use any of my precious daytime minutes. You just wait til after 7 pm, I’m snitching on that ass Antonio Pierce style. Peep more gems of Ash Boy cuddling up with other toy animals under the hood. Thanks Soli!

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Mook’s Minute: The Real Talk Show Wives

kim nene Mooks Minute: The Real Talk Show Wives

Bonnie Hunt and Niecy Nash decided to parody the Real Hookers of Atlanta, with Bonnie playing Kim and Niecy playing NeNe. Let’s just say they were dead on impressions.

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Heavy, Heavy

Today must be antagonize a fat bitch day.

Team Chunk is in a state of emergency! No, KFC hasn’t ended their Guitar Hero Fully Loaded Box meal promotion yet [swing your Gucci rags around for sweet minty Jesus] but a damaging video to our reputations have been leaked to YouTube! JMack you ain’t shit for sending this over here.

Get a dose of a plus size women friendly rapper / exotic dancer after the jump.

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You Sent It!: Go-Go Goes Mad

Yo Fresh!

While Obama was out trumping Jesse Jackson, our beloved Go-Go thought he’d sneak beneath our radar and appear on MadTV last Saturday. He even threw in a gravyboat of tittay oil. He should know we crave this shit right here! Check out the link below and post it to the masses. Much Luv!

- – Kimbo’s Nappy Trail Braider

Can we talk about your name chile?! I simply cannot and will not let that shit slide. Thanks for the email!

I’m Just Saying . . .

weezy1 Im Just Saying . . .

Everybody shouldn’t be allowed to procreate. For more flicks of Weezy, Jay-Z, Plies, Ne-Yo, Free [1], and others at Power 105.1′s Powerhouse Concert hit up the celebrity gallery.

[1] I wonder if she asked Hova for ‘chilld support money’ when she ran into him. I know I’m not the only one who remembers that rumor.