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Casket Sharp: Harriet Thugman 2012

Fresh — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:08:28 +0000

Wearing the silk pajamas set Chili and her baby hair past up on for the “Creep” video Harriet Thugman was snapped by C+D photog friend Freddy O while waiting for Pretty Ricky to sign her freedom papers at an Atlanta area Wal-Mart last week. Yo Gotti did himself a great disservice by not asking her to contribute a hot 16 for the “5 Star Chick” remix. Her juicebox stay wet and her credit score is high.

New Wig, Same Old Fuckery

Fresh — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 19:51:29 +0000

YAAAAAAAASSSSSSS!

I recognize your cousin’s face from another post in Crunkland and you should too! The last time we caught up with her she was flashing the ferocious an furious feline between her legs for Ozone’s cameras. I guess she has made a name for herself for sweeping the floor with her pussy [and looking like a young Frankie in her prime] on the ATL club scene. Now that’s some shit to take pride in!

Next time you see your cousin tell her I said thanks.

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Gucci Makes The Snow Bunnies Go Bonkers

Fresh — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 16:51:38 +0000

Thank God for small favors.

Contrary to the gossip mill Gucci Mane LeFlair isn’t trying to protect his man hood or biscuits in the big house. Rumors circulated over the weekend that he was heading back to jail after violating his probation sending him bird walking back to the slammer, prompting his attorney to release a statement denying the chitter chatter.

The only thing Gucci is guilty of is driving the snow bunnies wild! Watch and be amazed at two of your cousins [by marriage] go ape shit over his designer peen. I love chicken!

I’m Just Saying . . .

Fresh — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 16:48:25 +0000

Now take back everything you just said about Tiny.

From The C+D Vault

Fresh — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 17:04:17 +0000

This be the realest shit I ever wrote. The Brothers Hailey’s performance on TV One’s Who Got Jokes finale is like right up there with Obama and Jesus here on C+D. Warning: This video may make you want to pawn your Grandma’s sofa and television set.

Crowd Participation: Bury Me A G

Fresh — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 13:52:27 +0000

And I don’t need to type a synopsis of this shit. Just help me understand what’s going on, exactly. [Flick via Ozonemag.com]

Who’s That Peeping In My Window?

Fresh — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 11:34:14 +0000

I haven’t had my damn coffee yet so this type of blatant act of tang as thrown the kid for a loop. For some unknown reason Go-Go thought that it would be a good look to tell People magazine that he peeped his next door neighbor Young Jeezy walking around butt ass naked.

The So Sick singer admits he was shocked to discover that he lived next door to Jeezy after moving into an exclusive Atlanta, Georgia neighborhood.

But he was even more taken back when he found he could see directly into the rapper’s pad.

Ne-Yo says, Just chillin’ one day, I was like, ‘Is that… Jeezy?

“I hit him up: ‘Yo, you probably shouldn’t walk around naked – I can see you’.” [source]

I’ve got nothing.

Faces From The Milk Carton

Fresh — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 14:26:42 +0000

Last time we heard from R&B singer Houston he was rambling on and on about men in jail trying to steal booty and his “eye injury.” He was photographed throwing up the best side [are we really still doing this?] in Los Angeles over the weekend. When I showed this picture to one of my friends she said she could see pass [pun intended] his empty eye hole and give him the business.

Um, really?

My thing is this: If this momofuka gougedout his own damn eye imagine what he could do to yours. Exactly.

[Flick via Necole Bitchie]

The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

Fresh — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 16:31:55 +0000

My apologies about the lack of posts today. An outbreak monkey must have attacked me in my sleep last night because I woke up this morning feeling like the lovely lady photographed above. Please be gentle.

Different Strokes For Different Folks

Fresh — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 14:53:00 +0000

You don’t need Scoop and Shanda to tell you that people get off on different things but this shit right here is a certified soul snatcher.

After watching this ashy negro bounce his dick up and down on this innocent inflatable orca whale I reached for my cell to call animal services but decided against it because I didn’t want to use any of my precious daytime minutes. You just wait til after 7 pm, I’m snitching on that ass Antonio Pierce style. Peep more gems of Ash Boy cuddling up with other toy animals under the hood. Thanks Soli!

BWAHAAHAHAHA!