And I don’t need to type a synopsis of this shit. Just help me understand what’s going on, exactly. [Flick via Ozonemag.com]

I haven’t had my damn coffee yet so this type of blatant act of tang as thrown the kid for a loop. For some unknown reason Go-Go thought that it would be a good look to tell People magazine that he peeped his next door neighbor Young Jeezy walking around butt ass naked.

The So Sick singer admits he was shocked to discover that he lived next door to Jeezy after moving into an exclusive Atlanta, Georgia neighborhood.

But he was even more taken back when he found he could see directly into the rapper’s pad.

Ne-Yo says, Just chillin’ one day, I was like, ‘Is that… Jeezy?

“I hit him up: ‘Yo, you probably shouldn’t walk around naked – I can see you’.” [source]

I’ve got nothing.

Last time we heard from R&B singer Houston he was rambling on and on about men in jail trying to steal booty and his “eye injury.” He was photographed throwing up the best side [are we really still doing this?] in Los Angeles over the weekend. When I showed this picture to one of my friends she said she could see pass [pun intended] his empty eye hole and give him the business.

Um, really?

My thing is this: If this momofuka gougedout  his own damn eye imagine what he could do to yours. Exactly.

[Flick via Necole Bitchie]

My apologies about the lack of posts today. An outbreak monkey must have attacked me in my sleep last night because I woke up this morning feeling like the lovely lady photographed above. Please be gentle.

You don’t need Scoop and Shanda to tell you that people get off on different things but this shit right here is a certified soul snatcher.

After watching this ashy negro bounce his dick up and down on this innocent inflatable orca whale I reached for my cell to call animal services but decided against it because I didn’t want to use any of my precious daytime minutes. You just wait til after 7 pm, I’m snitching on that ass Antonio Pierce style. Peep more gems of Ash Boy cuddling up with other toy animals under the hood. Thanks Soli!

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