Beyonce – Sweet Dreams

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This is Kid Fury with a special announcement! Dereon is starting an exclusive new collection at TJ Maxx and you can consider this the commercial. Well, not really, but how far off could I possibly be with that assumption? The Pride of the Knowles Clan has cranked a new video out for the kids and it couldn’t be anymore recession proof. You better get into those delightful special effects courtesy of Windows Movie Maker.

I hope you didn’t expect anything too extravagant. You know Killa Matt is making sure his daughter saves these coins. I mean, after the cost of lacefronts, Tina’s lipstick, Jay-Z’s Ped-Egg, and weekly shrimp gumbo dinners, that money thins out! So, if that means Sasha’s videos have to look like raunchy Sesame Street clips, then so be it! You ain’t paying for her finger waves!

Friday Fuckery: Flick of the Week

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rev al.thumbnail Friday Fuckery: Flick of the Week

Lip biting animal! Lip biting animal!

The wind was blowing, the kids were singing, people was dancing and shit! The energy inside the Apollo Theater during a tribute to Michael Jackson earlier this week was so high that the usually reserved Al Sharpton jooked on stage like he was at a block party in Opa-Locka with Cousin Pam for the entire world to see. Who would’ve ever thunk ol Uncle Al’s sticking and rolling game would be proper? If someone has the video to this please post it in the comments!

Crunkland Submitted Fuckery: Brother Franklin Dukes The Devil

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Hey Fresh,

I know that like me, you are an avid fan of Dlisted! I thought you should know about the “Hot Slut of the Day” from a day or so ago, Brother Franklin. Apparently he is becoming famous in Houston for dancing during offering time at church. I have posted a link below because words dont do him justice. My fave part is at the 44 seond mark.

- – Sasha

Friday Fuckery: Introducing Mr. Hit Dat Hoe

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With amazing dance moves and window licker approved lyrics Mr. Hit Dat Hoe [real moniker no gimmicks] is picking up where Crunchy Black left off. Your cousins in this video are definitely missing a chromosome or four but we’re not going to hold that against them. It’s Friday!

I love the South. It makes me feel damn good knowing that I can walk up the street at any time and watch fuckery like this go down live.

Finally, Some Real Music

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The homie Angel from The House of Concrete Loop put me on to this fabulous singer [via Eat Skeet] who is single-handedly saving music a couple days ago. I hope his music inspires you the way it moves me.

Friday Fuckery

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Is your Holy Ghost shout game falling short? Feel like you could use more pep in your two step? David’s Shoutin’ School has you all covered. Duke the Devil is my Mama’s signature move. Thanks AyYoEb!

YouTube Clip of the Day

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One of C+D’s favorite cousins Lil Boosie puts his best foot forward while in the studio vibing. I did the same two step when I got approved for a loan last year.