Your Daily Tang Multivitamin
God don’t like ugly but I’m sure he smiles down on his zesty children from time to time with his sunshine. This momofuka right here managed to soak ALL his rays up. Thanks StyleRazzi!
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In Case You Missed It
The season premiere of Dancing To Stay Relevant premiered last night. Please hold your applause. This season’s contestants include Toni Braxton, Kim Kardashian, and a bunch of other people I don’t feel like googling.
Although Toni Braxton has recently been diagnosed with microvascular angina, which occurs when not enough oxygen is making it into the heart, she still went out there and handled her business. I mean, I can still crank dat Bishop Thomas Weeks better than she will ever be able to but I will give credit where its due.
YouTube Clip of the Day
She drop it low make me wanna throw some d’s on it . . . I can’t.
This is the definition of a Man Down - Code 10 situation. One of your little fast cousins managed to spike Granny’s Jesus Juice at the family picnic on Monday and the results were far from pretty. Thanks Caramel!
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The Attack of the Micro-Bust It Babies
For this video I have no words. As the description suggests, some parents need their asses whooped within an inch of their lives.
Skeet Or Delete: All Eyes On Angela Part Two
Wu- Tang Is For The Kids [Seriously, It Is]
There is a new dance craze sweeping through living rooms and parks called the Wu-Tang. Here’s what the all mighty Wikipedia had to say about it:
Wu-tang is a dance out of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, popularized in the area of North Philadelphia before spreading throughout the city and the surrounding region. Lindsay Patterson of Vorhees, NJ is known for creating this dance. The dance is normally performed to Baltimore club music. The dance involves a jerking of the arms in an up-and-down/side-to-side motion. The movement of the arms sometimes resembles flexing. Each individual person adds their own spin to the dance, be it fancy footwork or the mimicking of gunshots. [I can't and I will not. - - Fresh]
A similar Philly dance is the “D-Mack” or “D-Mac,” in which a dancer moves his arms or legs on one side of his body (often in a similar motion as the Wu-tang), and then imitates the same moves on the other side of his body. The Wu-tang dance has become very popular around the Philadelphia-New Jersey-Delaware-Baltimore region, and it has been compared with the “Chicken Noodle Soup Dance” of Harlem, the Bay Area’s hyphy dances, Atlanta’s crunk dances, Baltimore’s “Rockin’ Off” dance, Miami’s “stickin’ n rollin’”, and Compton’s “Krumping” or “crip-walking.”
Let’s all synchronize our watches to see how long it takes until a teenager turned YouTube sensation releases a song to accompany the dance.
[Thanks Lamar "Eli's Speech Teacher" B.]