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Crunkland Submitted Fuckery: Stay Strapped, Stay Prayed Up
Hey Fresh!This past Thursday 3 of my cousins (my aunts was on it) graduated from high school. Although I was beaming with pride in the car on the way there, I was grinning for a different reason when I pulled into the parking lot and saw the truck in the flicks. When the (long ass) ceremony was over, I stopped to take this flicks on my phone. Now I didn’t see the owner of this great truck but I’m assuming they were black. Hope you can use it them!- – Leisha.Bug
Friday Fuckery
Is your Holy Ghost shout game falling short? Feel like you could use more pep in your two step? David’s Shoutin’ School has you all covered. Duke the Devil is my Mama’s signature move. Thanks AyYoEb!
[Skeet Or Delete] LaTonya Blige’s Joyful Noise Strikes Again
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When I read one of the comments over at Tha Feedback that said LaTonya Blige-DeCoasta needs the assistance of auto tune on the gospel song “It’s Coming” [which features sister Mary J. Blige] I thought to myself that it couldn’t be that bad and if it is I’m not going to say anything. I’m not trying to block my blessings!
Let’s just say my soul has been chopped and screwed.
C+D previously featured the smooth vocal styling of LaTonya back in ’08 in case you missed it. Let everything that has bref praise Kang Jeezus! Thanks Nat!
Listen To “It’s Coming”
YouTube Clip of the Day
Not only is Satan busy working he is moving at a feverish pace! This is what happens when the youth choir director goes out to the boom boom room over the weekend. The spirit of Christ moved the saints in the above clip to perform Danity Kane’s “Damage” during church service.
Jesus Christ had dreads so shake em!
My soul was murked during the choir’s dramatic cunt march to Zion so I almost didn’t make it past the 30 second mark. The lead singer’s raw emotion sent my blood pressure sky rocketing! What next, Magnolia Shorty leading devotion? The children’s choir performing the stanky leg during offering? The church deaconesses sweeping the parking lot with their pussies to raise money for the Ladies Ministry Board? Just let me know so I can make sure to bring my digital camera!
I can’t wait until the gospel version of Cam’ron’s “Cookies And Apple Juice” to drop! Somebody tell Flex to drop a bomb on that bitch.
YouTube Clip of the Day
Uncle Elroy + Aunt Yvonne have a very special message to tell you about the most important meal of the day, breakfast. Oh, and they work God into the equation too.
From The C+D Vault
The gospel version of “Single Ladies” got me thinking back to the time where a preacher man attempted to call out Jay-Z for a “hidden message” on the song “Lucifer.” Little did Passah Mixtape know that the track he was referencing came from Danger Mouse’s mash-up project The Grey Album.
I can’t wait to talk about Reh Dogg and his role in the illuminati at Wednesday night bible study.